Latara-Hmm...what do you think, Stel?
Stella-I think they're amazing! They're gonna love them!
Latara-Thanks Stella. Bye!
Stella-Later! *Poofs away*
Yin-Cute outfits.
Latara-Thanks.
Yin-So how are we gonna wake 'em up this time? The ol' Joltic Jolt? Or the Sprinklers gone Haywire?
Latara-I was thinking more on the lines of...*Pulls out remote* Bed Slide.
Yin-Ooh the Bed Slide! I LUV the Bed Slide! Wait what's the Bed Slide?
Latara-You know how in the Midtown High Detention Room, the chairs fall and take the team and I to the Heli-Carrier?
Yin-Yeah.
Latara-*Hands remote to me* Press the button.
Yin-*Presses button* Now what?
Latara-All eight of their beds have leaned forward, causing them to slide down into the hole in the floors. After they fall into the hole, they quickly get changed while a vac pulls them up, around and then through the spaces in the ceiling that open. Once that happens...*Guests land on couches* They do that.
*The boys are in their normal attire, while the girls are in different outfits.
Dawn's hair is down and she's wearing a white blouse with a black vest, pink mini-skirt, pink and white boots with black socks, a pink scarf and her ever-famous Poketch.
May's hair is in Twin-tails and she's wearing a black, short sleeved top with a red and white handkerchief, black shorts and red and white sneakers with black socks.
Mina's hair is also down and she's wearing a black tank-top with a white midriff over it, black shorts, black and white boots and wristbands.
Misty's hair is in a pony-tail. She's wearing a yellow midriff with green shorts, green knee-length socks with green and yellow sneakers and wristbands.*
Paul-WHAT THE *Eevee!* WAS THAT FOR YOU *Eevee*?!
Latara-Fire the-
Yin-I wanna say it.
Latara-Fine.
Yin-FIRE THE SOAP CANNON! *Presses another button and soap fires at Paul.*
Paul-*Spits out soap* WHY DO YOU KEEP DOING THAT?!
Latara, Yin-*Ignores.*
Latara-Let's get started with everybody's favorite reviewer...ClanClaws!
All guests-*Eevee*
Me: OMG, I laugh whenever he gets the soap cannon XDD ANYWHO... I haven't reviewed in SOOOOOO long -_- So here I go!
May-Do you have to?
Paul- What does soap taste like. I'm curious, and I'm sure you've tasted a bit by now.
Paul-Awful.
Latara-Only one adjective? Really.
Paul-Awful, Horrible...soapy...
Latara-Obviously.
Paul- You get a Gligar with Immunity and a Toxic Orb. I'm sure if you evolve it, it'll get Poison Heal and WON'T BE WEAK, HMM?
Paul-*Sweat drop* Saw that huh? Well...uh...*Sighs*...if you didn't have Static and Talon...
Latara-But her show would be no fun without them.
Drew- What's your favorite Pokémon Type...? I think Steel or Electric can get the job done.
Drew-Grass-Types obviously.
May-He does have a Roselia for a reason.
Drew-How observant. *Throws May a rose*
Kate-Seriously...DO YOU HAVE A ROSE GARDEN IN THERE?! WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU GETTING THESE ROSES?!
Eevee-Sorry 'bout that.
Drew-...-.-...
Kate-*Clears throat* Continue.
Espeon-*Is secretly bursting out laughing*
May- Er... You... Dress up like a Breloom. That's all. Yup, love you!
May-That's all? Easy enough. *Goes and changes into a Breloom outfit*
Dawn- Sit on N's lap for the rest of the chapter.
Paul- Try not to kill N.
Dawn, N, Paul-WHAT?!
Yin-Must I repeat it?
Dawn-This can't be real...
Latara-Oh it's real all right. As real as Asgard.
Guests-Asgard?
Latara-...*Facepalm* You know what let's try it again. As real as Arceus. Better?
Guests-Very.
Dawn-*Starts freaking out*
Umbreon-Clan you should of been more specific.
Eevee-Why's that?
Umbreon-Well...she told Paul not to kill N, she never said that Mina couldn't kill Dawn or that the 4 of them couldn't try and kill her.
Vaporeon-Well obviously Paul and Dawn won't try to kill Clan because she has killer pokemon, N won't try because he now knows she has killer pokemon, and Mina's to hot headed to care...and she has some killer pokemon of her own so if Mina were to get too upset...Clan...hide!
Mina-Why would I get upset? I think I said it like a bazillion times...I DON'T LOVE N!
Us-Sure...
Dawn-*Sighs* I wouldn't do it if you guys didn't all have killer pokemon...and you two were demons.
Yin, Latara-There are many advantages to it.
Dawn-*Sits on N's lap.*
Mina-*Quickly looks out window*
Paul-*Twitching like crazy* Next...
Kate- I'm beginning to like you... You can borrow my Chandelure if ya want. If you don't... Have some cookies for you and your sister.
Kate-Really? *Takes pokeball* YAY! Latara and Hortence never let me borrow their Chandelures...
Latara, Hortence-That's because we don't trust you with a Ghost and Fire type!
Kate-COOKIES! *Starts eating cookies*
Misty-Doesn't she mean 'Sisters'?
Kate-I don't know, and I don't care! *Keeps eating cookies*
Latara-*Takes a cookie* NEXT!
N- Sorry about the whole Dawn sitting on you lap thing... How about you tell me why your hair is longer than most girl's? Oh, and why is it green?
Drew- WHY IS YOUR'S GREEN TOO?
N-Is that the first thing everyone brings up?! And, no hard feelings.
Dawn-At least Paul's not aloud to kill you.
Mina-But you would be.
Dawn-I'm not violent though...
Paul-You hit me with a Battle Axe 999,999,999 times!
Dawn-It was a dare.
Latara-Uh Dawn...Paul was supposed to hit you...
Dawn-..Um...r-really? I-I never knew...
Latara-Sure...
Flareon-Anywho...
Drew, N-Genetics.
Me: I think that's all... Well, see ya! I'll be back as soon as I can! Adios. *Jumps on Static and rides into the sunset*
Yin-Weird. Okay so next up is...GMW.
Bring out Zero (he's from Giratina and the Sky Warrior pokemon movie) because I have some truths and dares for him. Below for for him.
May-So wait...WE'RE SAFE?!
Misty-YES!
Latara-*Is in super-hero costume* I always wanted to do a Prison Break.
Yin-What do you mean? You have done one before!
Latara-When?
Zorua-You, Sokka, Suki, Zuko and Sokka and Katara's dad...Boiling Rock...ring a bell?
Latara-Hmm...oh yeah, that. Well...I always wanted to...you know what, I'm just gonna go break him out now. BRB!
Some Time Later...
Latara-*Comes back with Zero tied up* I'm BACK!
Zero-*Muffled*
Latara-Oh yeah. *Unties him and pushes him onto floor, then hands him a card.*
Truths-
Tell me about your past
Zero-(Get ready cause this might take a while) I was once Newton Graceland's student in studying the Reverse World, but became obsessed with Giratina's power and decided to capture it. Using a machine designed by Newton himself, I was able to capture and unleash Giratina's power and used the machine to cause destruction in the real world by damaging the Reverse World. Despite doing significant damage, I was finally defeated by the combined power of Shaymin, Giratina, and you two *Points to Ash and Latara* when I was forced back into the real world, and crashed my flying machine into a glacier. Upon impact, you *Points to Dawn* your Pokémon, and many surrounding Mamoswine, froze me into the glacier itself, still inside of my machine.
Dawn-I remember that.
Are there some bloopers in the movie Giratina and the Sky Warrior you made? Any mistakes?
Zero-Movie?
Ash-GAH! IT'S A 'BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL APOCALYPSE'!
Latara-ASH YOU DON'T EVEN NOW WHAT AN APOCALYPSE IS!
Ash-So?
Latara-*Epic Facepalm*
Dare- Listen to these songs and tell me your opinion about each one.
Song 1: "Runaway Love" by Ludacris feat. Mary J. Blige
Song 2: "God Help the Outcasts" from The Hunchback of Notre Dame (Disney movie)
That's all...for now. BYE! :)
Eevee-Bye, Bye!
Lucario-*Force Palms Zero into a room with a laptop and headphones*
Minutes Later...
Latara-Well?
Zero-First one...kinda sad...
Yin-Second?
Zero-Not as sad, but still quite...wait...why am I telling you this?
Latara-Cause I won't think twice about letting Lucario Force Palm you again. Okay bye!
Lucario-*Force Palms Zero out*
Yin-Next is DaPie!
I dare you guys to spar with a Machamp on a rampage. You always get my dares wrong.
My first dare was for Ash to blast everything not herd the spirits. Second was to act like the pokemon or kirby. And this dare you have to practice fighting with a Machamp without pokemon.
Ash-I did! Didn't I?
Latara-Yes. You see...Ash did blast us with our own auras, causing us to get back to our own bodies.
Paul-Wait...we didn't have to be turned into POKEMON?!
Zorua-Nope! But it was still fun!
Absol-What better way to act like a pokemon, and kirby, than be a pokemon, and kirby?
Kate-Only problem is, Latara doesn't have a Machamp, and neither to we.
Latara-And I don't wanna disappoint DaPie...I GOT IT! Zorua!
Zorua-*Transforms into a Machamp and we all get teleported to some random arena*
Latara-In this corner, weighing in at...um...well I'm not to sure actually...oh God...Okay 1st Paul vs. Zoru-Champ.
Zoru-Champ-*Starts to use Focus Punch*
Paul-REF?!
Yin, Kate, Hortence-*Doing nails*
Paul-You little-*Gets knocked out*
Latara-I expected more of a fight. But Paul, since we wouldn't want you to go empty handed...*Sticks bar of soap in mouth* Jerk.
Espeon-*Switches Paul for Drew*
Drew-*Tries to hit Zoru-Champ but fails miserably.*
*Same things happens to everyone else*
Latara-In this corner we have Mina! In this other one...oh never mind. *Walks away.*
Zoru-Champ-*Tries to hit Mina, who keeps dodging and eventually lands a hit and Zorua morphs back*
Zorua-OW THAT HURT!
Latara-Um...Mina wins?
Mina-Okay...
*Everyone teleports back*
Latara-Well then...seems that's all.
Yin-So R&R and we'll see you next time!
Kate-Bye!