Real quick, I wanted to apologize for not updating in so long and apologize to Feiryn89. I promised to update it but both Tara and I have been super busy, then Tara got sick...yeah. SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, let's continue!


Latara-No.

Yin-Yes.

Latara-No!

Yin-Yes!

Latara-Fine. *Does Kermit the Frog impression* Introducing our very special guest, Ms. Sara Brooks!

Sara-Hi guys!

Yin-Hey, Sara!

Kate-Hi.

Dawn-Hey, nice to meet you. I'm Dawn. That's May, Misty, Mina...

Latara-DAWN! She's watched the show.

Dawn-Really? Has she reviewed?

Sara-I'm Jess.

Guests-OH!

Latara-Let's get started. Yin?

Yin-First up is Feiryn89!

have all the boys dress in the girls clothes (eg. N in Touko's clothes Touko in N's clothes) they can tweek it up only a little bit like the girls wearing only the top of the guys or something like that xD .
I'm mean :D

Paul-She wants us to cross-dress?!

Latara, Yin-Yep!

Sara-Cool!

Paul-I officially hate this girl.

Latara-SOAP CANNON! Sara?

Sara-Thanks, Latara. *Pulls cord on cannon*

Paul-*Spits out more soap* I REALLY WANNA KNOW WHY YOU KEEP DOING THAT!

Hostesses/Co-Hosts-*Ignores him*

Kate-Well what are you waiting for? Levanny already made the size changes!

Levanny-*Comes in with a rack of clothes*

Guests-...-.-...*Grab their outfits and head to their rooms*

Sara-I can't wait till Paul comes out.

Latara-I wish I had my phone on me.

Dominic-*Hands Latara her phone*

Latara-*Grabs it* Thanks.

*The guests come out and look absolutely ridiculous.*

Everyone else-*Laughing*

Latara-*Takes a picture* This is going in the Black-mail Folder!

N-You have a...never mind.

Mina-I feel ridiculous...

Misty-That makes two of us.

Kate-Aw guys...you don't just feel ridiculous, you look ridiculous!

Drew-Not helping.

Sara-Too bad.

May-Can we change now?

Kate-Not until the chapter ends.

Guests-*Groan*

Latara-Next up...Jessica! Sara, if you would.

Sara-Sure. Okay so...I dare Danny and Latara to have five VERY LONG kisses.
I dare Latara to sing Katy Perry (Wide Awake).
I dare Yin and Dominic to hit each other as hard as they can.
I dare Kate to kiss Dominic or Yin. :)

Kate, Yin-WHAT?!

Kate-*Whacks Sara* I'M STRAIGHT YOU IDIOT!

Dominic-Guess that means...

Latara-We'll cross that bridge when we get to it. As for the first one...*Whacks Sara really hard*

Sara-Ow and OW! Can we Soap Cannon her?

Everyone else-Do you have a death wish?!

Sara-Well...

Paul-Doesn't matter. She's gotta do the dare!

Latara-*Extends claws* I am going to...

Danny-*Grabs Latara's wrist and pulls her back, then kisses her*

A while later...

Kate-And...TIME!

Latara-Brooks...I HATE YOU!

Sara-Thank you.

Danny-Next one?

Yin-Latara gets to put on a performance.

Kate-YAY!

Latara-Finally, some good has come out of this show.

Sara-Oh please. We all know you enjoyed it.

Latara-*Death Glares Sara and walks on stage*

Eeveelutions-*Grab their instruments*

Latara-
I'm wide awake
I'm wide awake

I'm wide awake
Yeah, I was in the dark
I was falling hard
With an open heart
I'm wide awake
How did I read the stars so wrong?
I'm wide awake
And now it's clear to me
That everything you see
Ain't always what it seems
I'm wide awake
Yeah, I was dreaming for so long

I wish I knew then
What I know now
Wouldn't dive in
Wouldn't bow down
Gravity hurts
You made it so sweet
'Til I woke up on
On the concrete

Falling from cloud nine
Crashing from the high
I'm letting go tonight
Yeah, I'm falling from cloud nine

I'm wide awake
Not losing any sleep
I picked up every piece
And landed on my feet
I'm wide awake
Need nothing to complete myself, no

I'm wide awake
Yeah, I am born again
Out of the lion's den
I don't have to pretend
And it's too late
The story's over now, the end

I wish I knew then
What I know now
Wouldn't dive in
Wouldn't bow down
Gravity hurts
You made it so sweet
'Til I woke up on
On the concrete

Falling from cloud nine (it was out of the blue)
I'm crashing from the high
I'm letting go tonight (yeah, I'm letting you go)
I'm falling from cloud nine

I'm wide awake
Thunder rumbling
Castles crumbling
I'm wide awake
I am trying to hold on
I'm wide awake
God knows that I tried
Seeing the bright side
I'm wide awake
I'm not blind anymore...

I'm wide awake
I'm wide awake

Yeah, I'm falling from cloud nine (it was out of the blue)
I'm crashing from the high
You know I'm letting go tonight (yeah, I'm letting you go)
I'm falling from cloud nine

I'm wide awake
I'm wide awake
I'm wide awake
I'm wide awake
I'm wide awake

Sara-What an attention hog.

Latara-*Kicks Sara* IT WAS YOUR DARE!

Yin-Are we really gonna turn this place into Fairy Tail?!

Latara-Maybe...NEXT!

Yin-You really think Dominic is gonna hit me? What do you take him-*Gets hit*

Dominic-Uh...sorry?

Yin-*Growls and extends her claws*

Dominic-*Eevee!*

This scene has been removed due to M rated violence.

Dominic-*Is still bleeding in several places*

Latara-*Is healing Dominic* You're an idiot, you know that?

Dominic-Yeah, yeah...

Yin-*Is smiling proudly*

Kate-So what now?

Dawn-The 'Big Kiss'.

Kate-The wha...oh...

Dominic-I think I might be too injured for that...

Latara-I agree. We'll get back to that. So next is...Devilboy58!

Darn it, this is too hilarious! XD Alright, now for the truth and dares.
Truth -
Drew : Is it true that you cried after being defeated by Solidad before?
Dawn : Why do you wear a really short skirt anyway?
May : How do you keep your hair like that anyway?
Mina : Do you love N? Or a guy name Hilbert?

Latara-Well?

Drew-No, it is not true.

May-That is such a lie. I caught him in the act!

Drew-MAY!

Kate-Hey, you actually called her by her real name! I see signs!

Dawn-IT'S NOT SHORT! It's just drawn that way...

May-Two ponytail holders...it's called Twin-Tails...look it up.

Mina-GET IT THROUGH YOUR THICK SKULLS! I DON'T LOVE N OR BLACK!

Latara-*Anime Sweat drop* Okay then...

Dares - *Evil laugh...*
Ash : I dare you to grab Misty's hammer before hitting her on the head without Misty noticing it.

Ash-*Grabs Misty's hammer and whacks her*

Misty-OW! Ash he said without me noticing!

Ash-Oh...okay. *He walks away then Stealth Hits her*

Misty-OW!

May : Kiss Brendan in front of Drew and see how he reacts.

Brendan-*Walks through the door* Hey, guys.

May-Oh Arceus...

Yin-*Hands Brendan the dare paper*

Brendan-*Reads over it, shrugs, and walks over to May and kisses her*

Drew-*Twitches*

Drew : You must NOT hit Brendan while he's kissing May.

Latara-Never said that I can't. *Blasts Brendan out of the room*

May-What the heck?!

Latara-AND THAT'S FOR BREAKING CONTEST SHIPPING!

Guests-*Sweat drop*

Dawn : Try to flirt around Paul.

Dawn, Paul-Not again...

Dawn-*Walks over to Paul* You know what I like best about the word 'fruit'? You and I are together.

Yin-Oh my God this is pathetic.

Latara-It's painful to watch...

Kate-You do remember that you're the Guardian of Love right?

Latara-OH YEAH! *Casts a small spell on Dawn*

Dawn-Hey, Pauly.

Latara-I think it worked.

Dawn-I was wondering if you wanted to do something later?

Paul-What I'd like to do is get out of here. I think you wanna do the same.

Dawn-Well if you left then, yeah. But since you're here...

Sara-HOLY *EEVEE* LATARA, TURN IT OFF!

Latara-*Takes the spell off* So I might of gone a bit over-board...

Everyone else-YOU THINK?!

Dawn-*Blinks* Hey what happened? Why am I so close to Paul?

Paul-You don't want to know.

Sara-You really don't.

Dawn-*Shrugs* So what's next?

Mina : Do a gangnam style dance,with N. *Snickle*

Mina-OH COME ON!

N-*Sighs* Let's just get this over with.

Many minutes of dancing and laughing later...

Mina-I regret ever coming here...next?

Lastly, I always wanted to say this, could I please?

Latara-Knock yourself out.

All guests who had dares-Literally.

FIRE THE SOAP CANNON!

Paul-*Spits out more soap* REALLY?!

Dominic-Next up is...?

Latara-Weapon Frayer!

Turn everyone into 7 year-olds and make them watch the South Park movie and also 'With Apologies To Jessie Jackson', the Black Friday trilogy (Black Friday, A Song of Ass and Fire, and Titties and Dragons).
If ANYONE swears for the next chapter, Soap Cannon the person, and also dump liquid resin on their head!
Truly evil. :)

Misty-And how would we become seven year-olds?

Latara-With this. *Holds out a Norn Stone*

Dawn-What's that?

Latara-*Tosses it to Dawn*

Dawn-*Catches it and becomes 7* AH! PAUL, YOU TAKE IT!

Paul-I DON'T WANT IT!

A while later...

Guests-*Are all 7 year olds*

Sara-So...now do I have to baby-sit?

Latara-We all do. But hey, they're seven year olds. WE'RE THE BOSSES!

Danny-We always are.

Latara-Oh yeah...well still.

Kate-*Puts movie in the TV*

Hours later...

*Everyone has been turned back to normal*

Kate-And that's it. Well goodbye everyone and we hope to see you again next time on...

Latara-Wait a minute! We still have the dare.

Kate-Dare? What dare? What are you talking about?

Yin-Well since Dominic is healed...

Sara-Kissing time.

Kate-Ugh...come on Latara, help a sister out?

Latara-Nope.

Kate-*Sighs* Fine. *Kisses Dominic on the cheek*

Dominic-*Blushes slightly, then shakes it off* Whatever.

Sara-Next time, I'm daring Kate to kiss him...actually kiss him.

Latara-Come on, Sara. Cut my sis some slack.

Sara-No.

Yin-Well that's all for our show. I'm Yin!

Latara-I'm Tara!

Kate-And I am going to have to wash my mouth with soap!

Dominic-REALLY?!

Kate-Yes, really.

*Commence arguing*

Latara-Oh really?

Eevee-BAI!