DISCLAIMER: This is called a fanfiction for a reason.

WARNINGS: OOC characters (especially Tsuna), some language, and shounen-ai - ALL27. I think that's about it… Maybe some violence too but that's common in the anime, they ARE the mafia after all.

(A/N: Hmm… I changed a lot of things… But I still hope you all like this! Thank you very much for reading! Please enjoy~)

Recap:

"Ah! There's a sale on tomatoes!" Tsuna runs off excitedly, leaving behind the pineapple and marshmallow duo. The two are currently having much difficulty trying to balance everything they're carrying. Even with the two of them, Tsuna is buying way too much for just them to carry.

"W-Wait a minute, Tsu-chan/Tsunayoshi-kun!" the two of them shouted futilely, as Tsuna already ran into the crowded store.

"Why is it always so crowded here?! This should be a crime! Kyo-kun should just bite them all to death! Ugh."

"Kufufu. I hate to say this, but I have to agree."

"What are the two of you mumbling about there? Hurry up or no dinner!" Tsuna yelled as he came out, holding another bag of groceries.

"YES SIR!" And the two of them ran off.

Chapter 4:

After much struggle, Byakuran, Mukuro, and Tsuna successfully arrived home with their newly bought groceries. It really was a hard struggle, Byakuran and Mukuro looks so exhausted and it seems like they're even missing some pieces of their clothes. But of course, Tsuna's used to this so he's still very cheerful and all his clothes are intact and clean. Mothers at a supermarket sale are terrifying, even more so than those two renowned mafia boss and escapee themselves. It was also very tiring as they wanted to carry everything themselves even while trying to make their way around the crowd of aggressive housewives. They would never let Tsuna carry anything if possible. They still wanted to spoil him after all.

"I don't want to go there again," Byakuran exclaimed tiredly.

"Kufufu. I hate to agree with you again, but I have to this time." The two of them placed the bags on the kitchen floor then slumped on the couches in the living room.

"Hn... Weak herbivores." This snapped them out of their fatigued state.

"Oh~ I see Kyo-chan has finally arrived."

"Kufufu. I'd like to see you go next time, Skylark-kun." Before any of them could even grab their weapons, a shout from the kitchen interrupted them.

"No fighting!"

"Oh we weren't fighting, Tsu-chan~ We were just talking peacefully~"

"Are you sure?" Tsuna came out from the kitchen with a pink apron on and his hands on his hips, making him look like a scolding mother. "Hmph! Remember, NO. FIGHTING. EACH. OTHER. That's something you all agreed on and will keep to or else I'll won't make bentos for any of you!"

"WHAT! NO! FORGIVE US, TSU-CHAN!"

"Kufufu~ You can't do that to us, Tsunayoshi-kun."

"Hn..." As much as Hibari doesn't want to admit it, Tsuna's cooking was heavenly and he'd do anything not to get it taken away even have a temporary truce with those two herbivores. Now it seems more like Tsuna's doting on them more than they are on him.

After what happened earlier, those three 'predators' became uncharacteristically quiet, resorting to only glares, mischievous smiles, and evil laughters. While they fought mentally, Tsuna was cooking their dinner, humming happily. He wasn't oblivious to what was happening in the living room, but he was just happy they weren't physically fighting which usually results in a destroyed house.

'DING DONG~' The doorbell rang. Nobody went to get it, choosing to continue their 'battle'. Knowing that, Tsuna resorted to threatening them.

"Will one of you open the door? I would go but if I do, I don't know what will happen to our dinner," he said with a teasing tone.

At the mention of their dinner possibly being ruined, the three of them quickly stopped their glaring contest and instead changed it to a 'who-gets-the-door-first' contest. And of course, no one won; the door was opened from the outside the second they reached it. And guess what? They were too occupied by their little competition that they didn't notice the door being opened by someone from the outside and they slammed right into the person that had his mouth open, like he was about to say something. Too bad he couldn't as all four of them went tumbling down the stairs, pulling a few others with them, and onto the hard concrete floor.

"GET OFF OF ME YOU BASTARDS! WHAT THE **** DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING!" someone on the bottom of the pile of bodies yelled as he tried to wrestle his way out from being squashed to death.

"Haha! Chill Hayato!" another voice responded, but this time, a little higher.

"SHUT THE **** UP YOU BASEBALL IDIOT! YOU'RE NOT THE ONE ON THE BOTTOM OF THIS STUPID PILE! AND GET YOUR ****ING HAND AWAY FROM MY FACE!"

"Kufufu."

"I'll bite all you herbivores to death."

"Are you alright, Kyo-san?" asked the only one who wasn't pulled along.

"Woah! Kyo-chan, careful 'bout my marshmallows!" and with this, a full out argument started. How they argue while still in that human pile and not draw attention is a mystery. It doesn't help that they still didn't try to get up...

"Will you guys just shut up and get in here? Dinner's going to get cold if you stay there. Personally, I don't care but if you guys rea-" blurs zoomed past him and into the dining room before Tsuna could even finish talking. "You people will be the death of me..." he sighed, before going back in and shutting the door.

Once the rowdy group of teenagers filled the medium sized, round, wooden table, Tsuna brought out the food and sat down next with a tall, black-haired, and brown-eyed male who sat to his left while there was a boy with silver hair and jade green eyes to his right. Hibari sat reluctantly next to that silver-haired boy with Kusakabe next to him. Mukuro sat between Kusakabe and Byakuran while Byakuran was next to that black haired boy.

"Alright. Time to eat." With that, they all said "Itadakimasu" and dug into the delicious meal their precious tuna prepared for them.

(A/N) I'm so sorry this chapter's so short! I just wanted to update you guys on my status and I thought: 'Why not just make it a short chapter. They'll at least have something to read.' This was actually just a filler part of the story but I guess it does reveal something important. :) So that's why I made this shorter than usual, I hope you guys don't mind!

That should be about it. Thanks for reading guys. :D

Edited: 11/23/15