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ANYWAY, guys, it's only been 10 days. Stop threatening me! I'm so irritated with me and my bank of cliché endings that I feel like I have to keep rewriting this story.

I had an absolutely magical night with Phineas, the boy I had loved all my life. Not only that, but we were now, technically, boyfriend and girlfriend. So what did I do as soon as I got home? Write in my diary? Squeal? Dance around the room? Call Adyson and rub it in her face? No. I collapsed on my bed. And I cried.

I cried and cried. All those moments when I nearly started crying this week were nothing compared to this. I was a waterfall. At some point, I wanted to curl into a ball, but my ridiculous ball gown kept me from being able to. So, I got up and changed into pajamas, but now I just associate pajamas with him, and it made me cry more.

Oh my god. Just, when I saw him… and her… I never really thought about Ferb and Vanessa. I knew he had a big crush on her. But she never seemed to feel the same and she was engaged. But, he never got over her. Obviously, I hadn't helped him at all. And what if she had always liked him? What if this is why they both skipped the party?

I don't even… I don't think I've ever really seen Ferb kiss a girl like that. Does he even kiss me like that? Does he feel anything at all? Of course he doesn't. He told me he feels nothing when we kiss a long time ago.

Why did this even have to happen? I was all set to tell him I loved him! And then all of a sudden, I'm with Phineas. And my Ferb is sucking face with the queen of the undead.

Phineas had been out all day; shopping, working, I don't know. He asked me if I wanted to come with him. Honestly, I felt too scared to leave my apartment. I just DID NOT feel like running into anyone today. My eyes were puffy from crying all night. I didn't want to be attacked by Baljeet, Ginger, or Buford again. If I saw… Vanessa… I'd punch her in the face. I don't even doubt it. I felt like I was going to vomit. But my new… boyfriend, (Could I even call Phineas that after one date?), told me to come see him at four. And it was 3:55.

I went over to their house and knocked on the door like always. And Ferb opened it. I was looking right at him. Oh man.

"Phineas," I mumbled. "Asked me to come over."

He nodded and let me in. I sat down on one end of his couch and he sat down all the way on the other side.

"So…" I said awkwardly.

He nodded, wringing his hands together. "So…"

"So… umm, you and Vanessa…" I felt terrible and uncomfortable. "Are you, like, a couple now?"

He nodded very slowly. "Looks like it." He said slowly. "And, you and Phineas?"

"Yeah." I replied. "We're kind of… together."

"Wonderful." He said in a forced voice.

"Yeah, it's, it's great." I said. "Looks like… we got what we wanted."

"Yup." He responded.

We sat in horrible, awkward silence. The worst it's ever been between us. And it just seemed to go on and on.

"Isabella," Ferb said, under his breath. "So, we did, in fact, make up a rule, if a situation very similar to this, identical actually, should occur."

"Right." I nodded. "Rule 3."

Rule 3: Absolutely no strings attached. As in, we're free to stop and pursue others as soon as we want to. So why didn't we ever stop? Why didn't I go out with Kyle? Why didn't Ferb try to ask out Adyson? Why didn't Ferb stick with Wynne? Why did I cry when I saw him kissing Vanessa? Because there were strings attached. There were a lot of strings attached. Eleven dimensions worth. Because I was in love with him.

"So, what is this?" I asked sadly. "A break-up?"

"I… I guess you could call it that." Ferb said. "We can no longer be friends-with-benefits."

"Because you love Vanessa." I was broken on the inside.

"And you love Phineas." He said gloomily. That's hardly true, Ferb. I wish I could tell him.

"So, are we still friends?" I questioned.

He scooted close to me, and gently brushed the hair out of my face. "Of course. Always." He pressed his forehead to mine.

I giggled gently. "And you're my best friend."

"And you're mine." He said softly.

I couldn't help it. I gently brushed my lips against his. I don't even know what I was expecting. But, then, he kissed back. He captured my lips with his, and then his tongue started slipping in.

I didn't know what was wrong with me. I was so busy kissing him; I didn't even know what I was doing. My hands were moving by some kind of otherworldly will. His hands had snuck up into my shirt, and he was palming my breasts. I moaned. God, I think we were running out of air.

Ferb abruptly broke the kiss and pushed me away from him.

"That…" Ferb panted. "We should not do THAT anymore."

We were both panting a little. My hair was a mess again and my shirt was wrinkled and crooked, with my bra straps falling down. I glanced at Ferb. His hair was way messier than mine. I had also unbuttoned his entire shirt, and there were now many fingernail indents all over his chest. Oh my god, he looked so hot! And, you know what, I could tell by the look in his eyes, he wanted me. Badly. But, he had that unnatural goodness and self-control no normal humans have.

"Uh-huh!" I nodded rapidly. And, it was awkward and quiet again. "That was just… sexual tension?" I threw it out as an excuse. Of course, that wasn't true. We didn't want each other so badly because we had sexual tension; we had sexual tension because we wanted each other so badly.

"Right." He nodded. "And I'm sure you and I can go right back to the way things used to be."

Shut up! How the hell can I go back to the way things were? I was head over heels for Phineas, and now what? He's my boyfriend! That's not the same as it used to be! You were my buddy, my friend! Now? You really think I can go back to that after I've had sex with you? I love you, Ferb. I love you!

"Right." I said with a perky smile. I frantically fixed my hair and shirt. "Tell Phineas he can come to my place if he wants to." I said. I started walking to the door, but then I stopped and turned around. "So, we're really done, aren't we? Being… friends-with-benefits?"

He nodded.

It's over.