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Prehistoric Envy

When Spencer invites Emily on a date to the local museum, everything seems fine. However, when the tour guide seems to have taken a liking to one of the girls, how will the other react? What will become of the once seemingly perfect date? Rated T for theme, and word use.

EMILY'S POV:

"I would love to, I promise." I laughed.

"Are you sure? I know museums aren't really your thing and-"

"Spencer, honey, you've asked me that four times. I don't care where we go, as long as it's with you. Okay?" I reassured the stressed brunette on the other line.

I heard her sigh, and I grinned.

"Okay. I'll come pick you up in about half an hour okay? I think I'm going to sign us up for a guided tour. Is that alright?" She asked.

"That sounds perfect. Do I have to wear anything nice?" I wanted to make sure.

"Nah, I doubt it. Just wear what you want, it'll be perfect no matter what." I knew Spencer was smiling, even without having to see her.

"Alright. I'll see you then." I grinned.

The phone clicked, and I knew she had hung up. I sighed, and walked over to get dressed.

Taking Spencer's word for it, I threw on a light grey sweatshirt and a pair of dark denim jeans. I pulled on my pair of worn down red converse, and ran a brush through my hair. Slipping on some sunglasses, I walked downstairs. My mom was sitting in the kitchen, toast sitting on the table.

"Morning." I smiled, as I pulled the milk carton out of the fridge to pour myself a glass.

"Morning." My mom smiled back at me. "Where are you headed today?"

"I'm headed to the museum with Spencer." I muttered. My mom grinned, and I rolled my eyes.

"Mom, you don't need to get so excited about it. We're just going to spend the afternoon at the local museum, that's all." I groaned.

"I know, but I love hearing about what you two are up to. I'm just so glad you've found someone Em." She reassured me. I laughed.

"I'm glad too." I sighed peacefully, but turned as I heard Spencer's car pull into our driveway. I walked over to the door, and opened it just as she approached the front step.

"Nice to see you Spencer." My mom had gotten up from the table, and walked over to give Spencer a hug.

"Nice to see you too Mrs. Fields." She smiled, and I felt my heart melt a little. She was so gorgeous, even though she was only wearing some jeans and an old flannel shirt I knew she'd had for ages.

"Spencer, please, call me Pam." My mom insisted, and I rolled my eyes. They did this every time.

"I would love to Mrs. Fields, but it just doesn't feel right yet." Spencer smiled. My mom nodded.

"Well when it feels right do go ahead. Considering I'm bound to be your mother-in-law, there's no need to be so formal." My mom winked, and walked back into the kitchen. Spencer was blushing, and by the heat rising to my cheeks I knew I was too.

"Bye Mom!" I yelled, as I walked out the door with Spencer. She waved from the kitchen, and I closed the door behind me.

"Sorry about that." I apologized to Spencer. She laughed.

"No need. Your mom is awesome." Spencer grinned, and we got into the car. Before I knew it, the museum was sitting in front of us.

I followed Spencer into the large building. Posters of different prehistoric animal skeletons, and important figures lined the entryway to the large lobby. A few families, and couples were scattered about, looking at maps and schedules for informational presentations. I followed as Spencer walked up to the main desk, and stood in line. She looked so excited.

"This is going to be so cool." Her smile spread across her face, lighting up the room. I laughed.

"You're such a geek." I teased, and she stuck her tongue out at me playfully before walking up to the receptionist.

"I reserved passes for the 10:00 tour." She explained. The receptionist nodded.

"Name?" He asked.

"Hastings."

Soon the passes were in our hands, and we walked over to where the small group of people were gathered around the tour guide.

"Hello, my name is Sarah." The woman I assumed to be our guide walked up to us. She was wearing a dark blazer. Her red hair was curled and styled, and I watched as she sashayed up to us, stealing glances at Spencer.

"I'm Spencer, and this is Emily." Spencer introduced us. I felt an immediate dislike for the tall red haired woman.

"Wonderful. We're waiting on two more people, but otherwise the tour should start soon." She smiled at us, and walked back to the group. I couldn't help but notice that she glanced at Spencer again as she walked off, and a fire sparked in my chest.

"I signed us up for the prehistoric tour. I never knew that our museum had so many fossils, but the online guide seemed really interesting." Spencer explained to me.

"Sounds awesome." I muttered. Eventually the two people that were supposed to come never showed, and so our tour started without them.

"Alright if I could have your attention." Sarah got up and stood on a small podium. "I will be your guide for the afternoon. We are going to be delving into the depths of the prehistoric ages, going all the way back to the Precambrian Period. I would like to ask that we remain as a group. Please don't wander from the group, and don't touch any of the artifacts. If you happen to get lost…"

I tuned her out, not really caring. I couldn't help but notice that while she was talking, Sarah continuously made glances at Spence. I glared at her, but she didn't seem to notice.

"With that, let's get started!" Sarah walked forward, and the group followed her. Spencer insisted on walking closer to the front of the group, so she could hear well. I personally didn't want to get any closer to the flirtatious guide, but I also didn't want to argue with Spencer.

We walked by a few fossils of some large fish, but I wasn't particularly interested. I just kept my eye on the contact between my girlfriend and the guide. As we passed some shell-like fossils, Spencer asked a few questions.

"I didn't know your knowledge of the Precambrian Period was so immense." Sarah noted, as Spencer mentioned something she probably read in 5th grade and had locked into her magnificent brain.

"I just really like science." Spencer smiled humbly, and I clenched my fists. Why would Spencer smile at her? Sarah laughed, and we continued walking. Spencer turned to look at me while Sarah was explaining something about our next period.

"What's wrong?" She asked, noting my closed hands.

"Nothing." I muttered, and relaxed slightly.

"Are you sure? We can cancel if you want." She whispered.

"No, that's okay. I really like this." I attempted a smile. Spencer obviously didn't notice my poor attempt, considering she nodded and turned back around. Sarah had been watching us as we talked, amusement written on her face. I glared at her, and she looked back at the fossils she was talking about.

Soon it was lunchtime. We were directed to a small café in the museum, where Spencer insisted on buying my lunch. We ate by the skeleton of some ancient bird thing. Spencer fed me some facts she knew about it as we ate, and I listened respectfully. I was amazed at everything she knew.

"So apparently, the birds of today evolved from this thing." Spencer finished. "It's so weird."

"No kidding. I'm just glad that they got smaller over time. I would not wanted to have one of those flying around." I muttered, pointing to the fossil behind me. Spencer laughed, and pecked me on the lips.

I couldn't help but notice Sarah watching us as she ate, and I felt a smirk fall across my face as she looked away at our display of affection.

"What are you looking at?"

Spencer must have noticed.

"Nothing, sorry. I must have zoned out." I replied quickly. Spencer remained silent for a minute, before smiling.

"If you want to go look at that fossil you should have just told me." She grinned. She motioned to the large Megalodon jaw replica that was conveniently resting behind Sarah. I sighed, and followed her as we walked over to the large fish.

"Can you imagine what Jaws would have been like if it had one of these in it?" Spencer asked, as we approached the large beast's mouth. All I can say, is I was glad the thing was dead.

"Horrifying." I muttered, a shiver running down my spine.

"I agree, that would have been incredibly terrifying." Sarah mentioned, and I was irritated that she budged into our conversation. Spencer clearly didn't seem to mind, and I felt the small spark from earlier grow larger.

"I mean, this thing was so huge!" Spencer was amazed.

"They were the largest marine animal on the planet. Even bigger than a blue whale." Sarah pointed out.

"Really? That's amazing!" Spencer exclaimed.

Amazing….yeah right. I kept that one to myself. Soon the tour started up again, much to my relief, and we walked away from the giant shark.

"Whoa, Emily look at that!" Spencer grinned, as she pointed to a cast of a T-Rex tooth. "It's almost as big as your arm!" She laughed.

"Whoa no kidding!" I muttered, still upset about Sarah. Spencer noticed my tone, and her grin faded.

"What's wrong Em?" She asked, worry displayed on her face.

"It's nothing." I muttered. "I just didn't get a lot of sleep last night. Not a big deal." I smiled shakily.

"Alright." Spencer accepted my answer, and turned back to Sarah, who was once again ogling Spencer.

The rest of the tour went by briefly, and by the time it was over it was already1:30. We had stopped by the fossil of a Triceratops, and were waiting while everyone in the group took pictures.

"Here Em, let my get one of you!" Spencer smiled at me. I nodded, and stood in front of the fossilized beast. Spencer snapped the photo, and then handed the camera to me.

"Here, I can take one of the two of you if you'd like." Sarah stepped forward, offering. I rolled my eyes, but Spencer handed her the camera.

"Really? That's awesome, thank you!" She smiled. I felt my heart drop. Did she find something in her more attractive than in me? I couldn't help but wonder.

Sarah took our picture, and handed Spencer back the camera. Soon everyone was thanking and tipping the guide before leaving.

"Do you want to head back to my place?" Spencer asked me. "I think we should watch Jurassic park, now that you know all the dinosaurs in the film!" She laughed. I nodded, not really caring. I hadn't paid much attention during the tour anyways.

"Hey Spencer, may I speak with you?" Sarah walked over, her long legs shown off with her black tights, and short but formal skirt. Her tall heels clicked on the marble floors.

"Of course. Here, hold this for a minute Emily." Spencer handed the camera to me, and walked over to the redhead. I growled, and watched as Sarah handed a slip of paper to Spencer. Sarah glanced at me as she handed it over, smirking. I glared at her, but she turned away and batted her eyes at my girlfriend. Spencer blushed slightly before walking back over to me.

"What was that about?" I asked.

"Nothing." Spencer smiled, and I could tell she was lying. It hurt, thinking that maybe they had a connection that was stronger than ours.

We walked back out to the car in silence, and started driving back to Spencer's.

"Em, what's bothering you, I noticed it as soon as Sarah walked over to us to introduce herself this morning." Spencer pointed out.

"It's nothing." I mumbled.

"Nuh uh, it's obviously not nothing." Spencer's voice was stern.

I sighed.

"Fine, I was a little jealous of Sarah….she kept looking at you, and smiling. She seem so impressed about everything you knew, and you two just seemed to really hit it off." I confessed. Spencer was silent for a minute, her eyes focusing on the road.

"Speaking of, what did she give you?" I asked. Spencer chuckled, and handed me the slip of paper.

Want to go to dinner sometime?

-Sarah

I scowled as I flipped the paper over. Sarah's number was scrawled on the back. In a fit of anger, I ripped the paper in half.

"Calm down, Em, it's okay." Spencer soothed.

"I'm sorry. You probably wanted that." I muttered. Spencer shot me a confused glance.

"What do you mean?"

"You probably wanted it. You two really hit it off. Besides, she was way prettier than me. You should take the opportunity." I snapped, upset.

Spencer was silent for a few seconds, before she burst out laughing.

"What?! What's so funny?" I demanded.

"I-I'm sorry Em, it's just…." Spencer was struggling to breathe between her fits of laughter. I was glad we were at a red light for the moment.

"What!?" I was growing irritated.

"Emily, I would never want to date her. Are you kidding? I love you!" Spencer grinned at me, and I immediately felt stupid.

"Besides, she's kind of skanky." Spencer muttered, and I couldn't help but laugh.

"Really?" I chuckled.

"Totally. You're way prettier than her." Spencer smiled, as she pulled up into her driveway. "Okay? I love you so much Em. Don't let some eager tour guide get in the way of us."

I nodded, slightly embarrassed.

"I'm sorry if I ruined the tour." I muttered.

"Ruined? Nah, it was fun. Besides, now I get the opportunity during the movie to show off all the stuff I learned to you. Since you obviously weren't paying much attention to the dinosaurs." Spencer grinned, stepping out of the car. I rolled my eyes and followed her, as we walked up to her house.

"I'm sorry." I muttered. "I didn't mean to let my jealousy get the better of me. I should have known better." I apologized to the brunette next to me.

Spencer nodded, pressed into me, and grabbed my hand. She leaned over, her warm breath tickling my ears.

"We're team Spemily." She whispered in my ear as we approached the door, hand in hand. "Nothing will ever change that."