I'm sooo sorry minna-san! My laptop has been down for so long and I'm finally able to get back on one. I can't believe it's been so long. Anyways, you guys are the best. Have I ever told you that? No? Well I am now and I mean it. You keep encouraging me to move on and keep writing and I'm thankful for that. If I never had your support with this story, I probably would've dropped it and stopped writing it. Well moving on. HAPPY READING AND DON'T FORGET TO REVIEW MY LOVELIES! XD Lol. :3 ^.^ I'm so weird hehehehehe. P.S. I forgot to mention that Ercy Heartlet are my new best friends on here. Love ya guys. ;D

Disclaimer: Oh and I do not own Fairy Tail. If I did it would have some changes lol.

Lucy's POV:

I was stomping my way back to the hotel resort with my tail swaying behind me and my ears twitching in annoyance every now and then. Honestly, I always wondered what it was like to be a cat, but I never thought it would be this annoying. Aww fudge pops why did this happen to me!?

"That Lisanna is going to get her ass whooped if she isn't already gone from the guild," I mumbled to myself. I bet the whole guild was mourning again only this time they didn't know I was actually Lucy. Plus, I actually came back this time after I almost died, while last time I left on my own. When I got to the hotel I slammed open the front doors and stormed into the dining hall where everybody most likely was and sure enough there they were. I slammed open those doors too, so I could get their attention and when I did they all looked at me in surprise. Laxus, Bixlow, Gray, and Gajeel looked about ready to burst their heads off laughing while Natsu just stared at my tail and ears. I glared at each of the boys that were looking at me.

"Not a word you four unless you want to die. Natsu don't look at me unless you wanna die too," I growled out. At that point Gajeel, Gray, Laxus, and Bixlow couldn't hold it in anymore. When they started cracking up like maniacs Gajeel and Gray collapsed side by side on the floor holding their sides.

"BAHAHAHAHAHAH!"

"LAWL! YOU REMIND ME OF BUNNY GIRL ONLY A CAT! BAHAHAHAHAHA!" Laxus and Bixlow were about to fall out of their chairs.

"You... you're a... little neko now!" Laxus gasped out in between his laughing.

"OH MY GOD! KAWAII! Can I keep her?" Bixlow asked laughing. At that point they both slammed their faces in the cake and pudding in front of them on a plate. I glared even more.

"OK you asked for it!" I said in a dark and evil voice. I decided to freeze Bixlow, Laxus, Gajeel, and Gray, but leave Natsu off the hook. HE was the one who probably got Lisanna kicked out anyways so...

"Who wants to help me?" I asked looking around. Natsu was the only one who stood up to give me a hand and when he did he spoke. (A/N Instead of beating them to death how about we do a little pampering to them. :3)

"Finally, the Ice Princess gets what he deserves." In the corner we both noticed a little stage, so we decided to move the boys over on to it. Since they were frozen they can't tell what's going on luckily. I chose to pamper Gajeel and Laxus, while Natsu got Bixlow and Gray. Oh man this is going to be fun. Gajeel's hair is so long that I ended up putting his hair in a French Twist on top of his head. Then I made his face relax so I could make his lips bright red, and put some mascara, eyeliner, blush, and eye shadow on him. The eye shadow was in shades of blue. Then I took a bra put two cantaloupes in it and strapped it to him. The last touches were his nails, which are now a shade of light pink and the dress. The dress is also blue with gold and white trimmings here and there. Standing back to admire my handiwork, I moved onto Laxus. For him I chose to slick his hair back and dress him up in a tux. I added a little white rose in the pocket on his chest and then turned Gajeel to face Laxus. Then I grabbed Laxus' arms to put them around Gajeel's waist and took Gajeel's arms to put them around Laxus' neck. The final touch was to make them kissing. Oh they'll be horrified. Hmmmmm... I think some pictures would be nice to remember this night. By now Natsu had finished with Bixlow and Gray dressing them up the same way as me only Gray was the girl and he was bent over Bixlow's arm and Bixlow was bending down like he was about to kiss him. I took more pictures of them. The entire time we did all of this the guild was silent. Most likely still shocked about my sudden appearance. Oh well they have to suck it up and deal with it. I looked at Natsu and he smiled nodding his head and telling me to unfreeze them. When I did Bixlow and Gray dropped to the ground with a 'Thud!' and 'Oomph!' Laxus and Gajeel stayed kissing for a few seconds longer until they realize what's going on and then they break apart. They immediately broke apart and started glaring at each other. Natsu was on the floor laughing along with many other people and I stood there with a smirk on my face and my arms crossed. They looked like they were go on a rampage so I spoke up.

"I told you idiots not to say anything or else you would die. I figured this was worse though." I smiled at them and they all growled, but I shrugged my shoulders and walked away. I heard them muttering under their breath and I walked away satisfied. I could feel my tail sway happily back and forth along with my steps. Next thing you know I feel a tap on my shoulder. I turn around only to see Natsu there.

"Master wanted me to tell you that we have to go on a mission specially requested. Apparently we need to go clear out a dark guild that goes by the name of Devils Chaos." I turned around fully and looked at him square in the eyes.

"You're serious? We're on vacation! We couldn't possibly go now. Sure maybe later but not now..." I shook my head and put my face in my hand. My tail flicked back and forth impatiently and I sighed.

"No not now, but later yes. When we're done on vacation. For now we're just relaxing." Natsu smiled and corrected me. I let out a breath of relief and he smiled.

"Good because I'm going out for a swim." Just then a bunch of cheers were heard from behind Natsu and I turned around to look.

"LETS ALL GO SWIMMING!" Everybody shouted it at the same time and next thing you know Natsu has thrown me over his shoulder and started running for the shoreline. I'm so glad I'm wearing my bathing suit for this. The rest of the guild was following behind him and laughing at the people who are getting tripped here and there. I smiled, but then felt myself being lifted and the warm water surrounding me. I sprang back up a few seconds later and then wiped the water out of my eyes. My eyes and hair changed to a shiny purple, that had some rainbow in it. My tail and ears changed too, but I was in a playful mood. I smiled at Natsu's back and jumped on it. He almost fell forward before he caught himself. He turned his head slightly, but I smiled and began to push down on his face, forcing him under water. When he was under I jumped off his back and swam towards the others. He came up and smiled like he was going to get in a fight and I jumped behind Gray. Natsu got the water he splashed all over Gray and a all out water fight started between the whole guild from there on out.

-Time skip: Later that Day-

By now I was completely exhausted. I had only managed to make it to the couch of my room before I collapsed. I did however strip out of my clothes half-conscious to get into some PJ's. I could barely keep my eyes open any longer. When they closed I instantly fell asleep and began dreaming about everything that happened that day. When I got to the part of being thrown off the cliff by Lisanna, it turned into a nightmare. I shot awake on the couch and stood up slowly, trying to regain my breath. I went over to the sink and got a cold glass of water and down it in a few gulps. I filled up another one and took it to my bedroom with me. I sat down in my bed and put the glass on the side table. I pulled the covers over me and laid back. I closed my eyes and fell asleep again, but there wasn't that much sleeping going on really.

Ehhhhh! I knew it was short again for the first time in a while, but it had been so long since I wrote the story that I forgot what I wanted to write about. Anyways I promise there will definitely be more next time. I also can't guarantee when I can get on to write, but I will try as often as possible. I love you guys and thanks for all your support!