Post fight party...and awkward converstions...yeah...

Enjoy!

"That. Was. AMAZING!"

Ruby jumped all over me, trying to squeeze me tighter in her hug. I couldn't help but smile at her enthusiasm as she fawned over my semblance, as well as my new weapons. We had all decided to hit the mess hall after my huge victory over the two leaders, where Sierra had apparently ordered a huge order just moments before. Of course, we invited Team JNPR, Team CFVY, Team ERTH, and Team SWRD as well.

"Three cheers for Delta's win today," Sierra yelled.

"Hip-hip!"

"HURRAY!"

This is gonna get annoying real quick….

With a sigh, I leaned into Ruby's shoulder, relaxing a bit. That ability really saps a lot out of the body. I'm surprised I lasted as long as I did using it.

The teams all separated into their respective genders.

"So, congrats again, Delta," Hotel stated. Echo nodded in agreement as did everyone else. I nodded back in appreciation as Wind asked, "Any idea what they're talking about?"

I looked back at the girls, who had all apparently gotten into a circle. I sighed, then turned back, only to be met with Echo saying, "I don't really care, but I'm just dying to get between Sierra's legs!"

I was left speechless at how bluntly he had stated that. Hotel blinked, eyes wide with shock and surprise, as were all of the other guys as Echo continued, "I mean, seriously! She's got that body that I'd just want to rut all night and-and-!"

"Echo…," I said, "Before we all go to hell, shut up!"

"Why," he asked, "Not like you haven't done it with Ruby~."

I blushed, glaring at him as the other guys all looked at me. I grit my teeth, mentally stabbing him a million times as he asked, "So…is she a moaner a screamer?"

I gawked, about to land a haymaker on him before Hotel said, "I don't know about her, but I know Yang's a screamer."

What. The. Fuck.

"Lima's a quiet one she is," Wind continued, leaning back comfortably.

The other three, Fox, Yatsuhashi, and Jaune, all squirmed uncomfortably at the topic we were talking about. Echo continued prodding at what kind of bed person Ruby was. Next thing I knew, Hotel and Wind were getting on my case.

"Ah, fuck it," Echo said, turning to Jaune and continuing, "Yo Jaune, what kind girl is Pyrrha?"

I turned to Jaune, who was apparently blushing. He seemed reluctant to answer, since said girls were right on the other side of the café. And for the fact that Pyrrha could pummel him whenever she so desired.

"…She…she…she's…a dominatrix…," he finally coughed up. All of the guys "ooooh'd" from his confession. I face palmed myself as Echo turned to the two from Team CFVY and asked, "Let me guess; you two are still virgins?"

"Well the thing is," Fox replied, "We're too busy to be messing around like you guys."

"Yeah? I still wouldn't mind getting into Coco's pants though," Echo said, winking.

I swallowed my spit as Yatsuhashi nodded in agreement, grinning like a madman. I mentally prayed for one of the girls to come and save me as all eyes landed on me. Echo was about to ask something when, suddenly, I felt my face get yanked around as Ruby pressed her lips against mine. I blinked once, then twice, and thrice before she finally pulled away, leaving a cloud of rose petals as the girls all cheered. I then shot a peek at Lima, who was glaring at us. I made a "cut" signal to my neck, saying that I was no part of it until Echo said, "Well Delta? Which is it?"

I remained silent, causing Echo to sigh and turn to Sword.

"Well Sword, what kind of girl is Dagger?"

I turned back to the guys, who all had their eyes on Sword. Said swordsman didn't seem to be paying any mind to them, however. In fact, he had his face glued in a textbook. I almost figured he didn't hear them until I heard him say, "…what're you talking about Dagger for?"

We all blinked in confusion as he looked up and said, "I don't know about you guys, but Weiss is a squeaker."

Whoa! What the-!?

We all stared at him as he grinned, looking back into his textbook and said, "Yep…Dagger is actually with Rusty over there. Weiss and I actually started going out just a week ago."

We all looked at Rusty, who grunted and said, "Dag's a moaner, I'll tell you that."

All of the guys seemingly gave a slow nod in agreement before turning on me. I blinked, seeing all of their eyes on me. I felt a cold shiver as I could feel Lima staring me down from behind. Echo's lips curled into a victorious smirk as I mentally prepared myself to face to the consequences.

"Well Delta," Echo asked, "What kind of girl is Ruby?

…Ah, fuck it…I'm going to hell anyway….

"…both…," I answered, dropping my head in embarrassment.

"Whoa," all of them said simultaneously.

"Do you go hard on her or are you just soft?"

"God fucking dammit, don't push your luck," I replied to him. Echo kept his gaze on me as he looked away, feeling my face growing hot. It was then that I felt a tap on my shoulder, causing me to turn around, seeing Lima, her ears perked up in anger as her aura flowed dangerously around her.

Flinching, I scrambled away from my partner as Wind walked up to her and asked, "What's up Li-MAAAHHHOOOWWW!"

The two had suddenly turned into chibis as Lima, with her mouth firmly locked into his skull, clung on like a rodeo cowboy riding a raging bull as Wind flailed around, trying to get her off. I blinked in confusion, comprehending the situation as Hotel snorted, then burst out laughing. Echo was quick to follow as I reciprocated, rolling onto my back. I could hear Jaune laughing behind me as the other two held back their laughter, letting out some chuckles instead.

"LIMA THAT HURTS!"

The girl simply growled as he finally threw her off. However, Lima caught herself in midair, jumping right back at him as a cloud of dust kicked up. I had finally regained my composure as Sierra walked up to us, laughing her heart out as she said, "Well, he deserves it, I guess!"

He deserves it? Wait…waaaiiiit a moment….

I slowly turned to Ruby, seeing an ominous shadow over her eyes. I swallowed my sit again, partly out of nervousness, partly out of fear, as her lips slowly curled up into a smirk. An evil smirk.

"Ruby…? Ruby, hold on a sec…."

"Deeeellllltaaaaa~."

I suddenly found myself feeling really small against her as she slowly walked up to me.

Would you believe it? Ruby Rose is actually intimidating someone. And it has to be me of all people.

Ruby raised her hand, almost as if she wanted to grab me.

I sighed, finding myself in the team bedroom.

Well, weapon synchronization helps with getaway at least….

Ruby began pouting, her prey having gotten away as the two nearby continued fighting in the cloud of dust. Sierra chuckled as she walked up to Echo, sitting in his lap as Team CFVY got back together, talking out their next assignment. Yang followed suit, falling into Hotel's lap as Sierra looked up and said, "You know, Ruby, he's probably at the team room right now."

With that, a cloud of rose petals filled the air as Ruby disappeared.

Sword whistled, walking up to Weiss, who was apparently blushing. He couldn't help but smirk at her embarrassed look as he cupped her chin, turning her face to his. Weiss blinked, wondering what he was thinking as he began chuckling, pulling her into a hug.

Yang stared on as Weiss began struggling against the barely taller boy hugging her, turning up to Hotel, who in turn looked down at her, smiling down on her.

"S-Sword, th-this is-!"

"Embarrassing?"

"Yes!"

"Aaaaannnnnnd…so?"

"Let go of me, you dunce!"

"Fufufu…."

Sword released her a bit, causing Weiss to let out a sigh of relief, only feel something soft against her lips. Weiss blinked, seeing his face up close to hers, his eyes closed as she blinked several more times in confusion, feeling her face heat up in embarrassment as Echo yelled, "Daaayum, PDA!"

Sword ended up running for his life the rest of the day.

"Oh yeah. Delta?"

"Hmm?"

"Where do you cu-?"

*BAM!*

...I'll admit, I was laughing my ass off at my own writing. Later!