Finally, while the last Levi chapter was going on, this is when Levi and Dirk were Fighting Jade and Tiffany, two witches.
Levi's POV
I held my pistol as straight as I could, the song was still unbearable! I didn't have enough time to figure out which witch was the real one. Soon enough Dirk and I were knocked a bit away and soon bumped into a table, Piercing pain filled my back
Drik cringed as he looked up to Goldie. "D*** it, He's not gonna stop singing this! if he wasn't singing, we'd actually fight a bit fair!" Dirk said. I thought about it and looked up. to see two things, one: a thin cord strong enough to hold a baby, and two… Goldie IS a baby. I never actually got a good look at him before now. I thought we could have an advantage of getting him down from there. I aimed towards the cord, only to have a shaky aim. The song he was singing was too disorientating to get a clean shot at the cord. and we couldn't get up there easily to make the baby stop crying. "Oh, trying to stop him singing aren't you?" One of the tiffany clones said. I never actually noticed her attire before. She had long black hair that reached her shoulders, a green right eye and a left robotic eye, she wore a black tank top, blue jeans and some black tennis shoes. and jade wore a green tank top with a white sweater on top. she also wore a black jeans skirt with green leggings and black boots. Dirk was growling as he stood up. "D*** it you, why don't you give us a small chance?" Dirk said with anger in his voice, not even bothered to be hid. Jade hugged her sister and gave a small whine. "Aww sis, I wanna have some fun with them!" Jade said as she lifted a single leg. Tiffany looked at us and grinned. "Ok, heres the deal, we'll fight separately, if one of you wins the first time, but loses the second time; you fight in a third match. but it ends when one side has all lost, or won… if you win, you can accomplish your goal in this timeline without fail… but if you lose… you die." Twilight said with her thumbs twiddling. Dirk and I nodded in unison. "Alright Jade, have at em'!" Tiffany said as her clones joined back together in one spot. "Alrighty! to make this fair, Goldie honey, Stop singing please!" she said into our microphone. Goldie promptly stopped and shut down, he then was dragged into a tile in the ceiling… they were smart indeed… so that brings plan b into the dust… so plan c it is! "Alright, now we can take you down!" Dirk said gripping both of his daggers and pointing them at Jade. "Your last breaths will be drawn here feline!" Dirk shouted. Jade grinned and pointed her staff at us. "You'll regret those words dog!" Jade said with a sing song voice. was enraged and rushed forward. I grabbed his mane and yanked him back. Dirk growled at me. "Why did you do that?!" Dirk yelled. "Listen, her magic isn;t as strong as Tiffany's… But I have a gun, so take care of her, and I'll take on tiffany!" Dirk nodded and dashed towards Jade. Jade smiled and pointed her staff towards the ground. Dirk looked at the ground and saw a garden sprout from the pizzeria's floor. "What the hell?" Dirk said confused. "Like my garden? I planted many veggies… especially Leeks!" Jade said picking a leek from the garden. I looked at Twilight who nodded. "No Vegetables are gonna kill me!" Dirk yelled as he ran to her again. Jade then started to spin the leek.
oh no… RUN! ITS THE INTERNET MEMES! RUN! yeah, Leek Spin… I HAD to include it somewhere… But this is gonna make this match interesting! This is a little joke thingamabobber… but here you go :3 read this chapter whilst reading the rest of this chapter please! watch?v=kbbA9BhCTko
I was shocked. 4 Gigantic leeks popped out from the garden floor. Dirk snarled at Jade's smile. Dirk started you dash towards Jade. as soon as Dirk got near Jade. The leaks smacked Dirk in the face. Dirk staggered and rubbed his snout. as he was doing so another Leek smacked Dirk in the side. soon, he was getting hit by spinning leeks in the snout and both his sides… Jade got a sly grin on her face as the leek behind Dirk hit his tail… let's say; Area. This caused Dirk to flip forwards and landing on his back. "Why you…" Dirk started while standing up. As soon as Dirk was straight upwards, Jade spinned her leek to hit Dirk's tail area again. Jade giggled. "That was fun!" Jade said as soon as the song ended. The leeks disappeared along with the garden. Jade smiled and snapped her fingers. I saw Dirk's Face turn bright red, and he started to stroke his tail. I was shocked… The tough and not easily pleased Dirk I knew for about two or three hours turned soft and shy! "T-That hurt y-you know!" Dirk said sheepishly. Jade hopped off the stage and stroked his chin. "Heh, maybe you'll be my dance partner at my sister's birthday party!" Jade said smiling. Dirk grabbed Jade's shoulder and smiled. I started to panic, but I was shocked From Jade's scream in pain. I saw Dirk's dagger through Jade's stomach. "You'd think your leeks would crack me? Well, I already have a crush!" Dirk said while hopping backwards. I saw Dirk's back was a little hurt, but not terribly. "You okay Dirk?" I asked. Dirk looked at me with a smile. Never better, now how about I finish this battle Jade!" Dirk yelled pointing his dagger at the crippled Jade. "Aw, no fair! you tricked me!" Jade said holding her wound and jumping up and down like a little child throwing a temper tantrum. "Jade!" Twilight scolded while pointing an index finger at her. Jade grabbed her staff from the floor, which she dropped when she was stabbed and sent a little spark towards Dirk's feet. Dirk, not wearing shoes like me, his paws reacted like feet on freshly burnt coal. Dirk's head had a vein popping out of his fur, I could tell he was mad. "You mess with the bull, you get the horns. But you mess with the Dirk, You die!" Dirk yelled as he lept onto a table. "Heh, who's a good doggy? now, get off the table!" Jade yelled while spinning her staff. The staff produced a wind so strong it sent me flying a bit… but not far, for one thing Dirk was resilient, he clawed the table to keep his balance and stay on the table. "Your weaker then I thought…" Dirk said while staring at Jade. I saw something about Jade's eye that mystified me. Her eye glowed pink and she winked at Dirk with her non glowing eye. Dirk cupped his paws together and said something I never thought he would say; "Aww, adorable!" Dirk said. Jade's staff continued to twirl and Dirk soon snapped out of the trance he seemed to be in. He flew off the table and he landed into another table. I gasped as I saw Dirk suddenly grow twice his size. His voice turned darker and more menacing. "You F***ed up you witch!" Dirk said; melting into the table's shadow. Jade panicked and looked around for Dirk to appear somewhere. She kept saying to herself; "He's just an assassin… he's somewhere here… he has to be!" Jade then was scratched in the back by Dirk's mane. Dirk came from behind Jade from the shadows somehow, I couldn't explain it. Jade growled at Dirk, who was sitting at the table in the middle of the room, sipping a cup of coffee, I bet it was slightly stale. "So, you finished yet?" Jade grinned evilly and snapped her fingers. I was startled to see multiple animatronics go to the stage. Dirk pulled out his daggers again as Jade grabbed her mic. Twilight smiled and got behind the curtain. "I feel bad for you wolfie, I'd be devastated to know I'll die by a storm!" Jade started to sing again, and as she was singing, clouds started to form on the ceiling.
Two songs for the price of one grandma! Ahem… sorry, Chuggaaconroy reference there… but anyways; two songs! song of storms now! watch?v=v-Pcjiqu5Pw make sure you keep reading!
Dirk looked up to see a lightning bolt strike him and him only. "Grr, D*** it!" Dirk murmured. Jade only laughed as the rain began. I soon was soaked in water, but Dirk even more so. "So, you control the elements… correct?" Dirk asked running towards Jade. "Yep Wolfie, so SIT!" Jade yelled as another lightning bolt struck Dirk in the back. Since Water conducts electricity; Dirk took large amounts of damage. Drik soon collapsed onto his paws and knees Jade soon kicked Dirk off the stage onto an electrified puddle. Dirk screamed in agony. Dirk slowly stood up and started to shake. I noticed Dirk and Jade seemed to have sustained the same amount of damage. Dirk started to pant, just about as heavily as Jade. It seemed to go from a tiger magician animatronic versus a wolf assassin like animatronic to a staring contest. I was filled with glee as Jade collapsed and fell asleep. I jumped up and down in a cheer, but it soon stopped as Dirk collapsed as well. I ran over to Dirk, who was still conscious, along with Jade. "hmm, A Draw… I guess that means you have to beat me in order to win!" Twilight said, picking up jade and setting her against the wall. I struggled to bring Dirk to the table, but I managed to succeed. Dirk looked into my eyes and smiled; "I won… right?" He asked in a whisper. I looked to the left and right, and rubbed the back of my head. "eh, it was a draw…" I answered. Dirk growled and pointed towards twilight. "Beat her, then we win… got it?" Dirk said roughly. I nodded as I got my pistol out and my headphones on. "Affirmative!" I said as Twilight grabbed her staff.
This took 3 days to write… with a couple hours breaks in between writing sessions admittedly… but its done :D can't wait to go back to the Bronze story to tie some loose ends! (oh, #LONGESTCHAPTERINSERIES!)