"it's too Munzch for me!" shouts Eric as he walks past the engineer, who was working on a new construct

"shhh...the audience might hear you."

"wh-audience?"

"the readers of the shitty fanfic we seem to be starring in."

Eric raises his eyebrow, "what're you building?"

"a tele-dispentry, something that'll make me famous in this fucked up fanfic world."

"the fuck do you mean?!" Eric clutches at his black box, feeling uneasy

the engie stares at Eric, "the author hates you, you're going to die first."

Eric glares at the engie

Munzch, I told you to stop that shit

"look man, you wanted me to submit my character info so I could be in your contrived fanfiction, here I am, write me out if you want."

or I could just have you do something stupid and get expelled...

"well let's not go overboard here..." the engie was sweating, "look man, I made your tele dispentry, the one you keep mentioning!"

"WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO?!" shouts Eric, now a nervous wreck

they all think you're insane Munzch, leave Eric alone or I'll find a really stupid and humiliating way for you to die.

"alright...alright...I'm just filler for your lack of ideas anyway!"

elsewhere

Trollence and Bunny were sitting with Pith at the lunch table, discussing strategy

"so Headmaster gave us all magic books right?"

"right..."

"so why don't we win over the train with that?"

"like how?"

"we all cast the same spell in unison! that one that essplodes people!"

"and clear the train...Bunny you're a genius!" trollence kisses Bunny deeply and Pith looks away as Observant walks up

"mr. pillow."

"hello pith, what's going down?"

"the dykes were having a strategy meeting, it turned into a make out session."

"well Headmaster is teaching all the snipers the advanced sniping techniques, do you know or are you game?"

"be back later girls."

he leaves and the girls snicker, Shi comes over and sits at the other end of the table, drawing the girls' attention, they quickly join him, "hey Shi, what's up?"

"nothing...I just..I can't seem to pyro right and our teacher Cyro seems about done with my shit..."

"how can you tell?"

"he slapped me...with his robot hand."

"owchies."

"am I a tryhard?"

"you're kinda soft but it's alright to be soft...you just need to know when to be hard."

"but...that happens when I'm watching you girl's kiss..."

"uh...not that kinda hard..."

"yea...ew..."

Shi tears up, "I just want to be good at what everyone else is good at..."

"you got a spellbook, right?"

"...yea?"

"I've seen you're really good at using the hadouken fire attack...there's a shit ton of fire magic in here!"

Shi opens his spell book

1 day till end of the line

Marsupial man stands in the courtyard of the school which is just across the valley from the end of the line tracks, the red camp visible on the other side, each equally spaced as to give neither a head start when the train arrived.

"alright pikers, listen up, the teachers and I will be on board the train to help out, but only because Saxton hale the headmaster of the RED academy has recently taken to softening up the train's inhabitants before his men move in..."

everyone looked scared except for a heavy kid holding a festive shotgun, wearing a cosplay cop outfit, "why are we all afraid? let me at him!"

"and you are?"

"I'm the freelance fun police! I'm here to kick ass and...and...and kick ass!

Bill 8 looks around for Shi and what he sees shocks him, walking towards the crowd was a boy in red robes, his eyes burning with fire, his smile spewing smoke, Bill gasps, "sh...shi?"

"yes?" shi looks at him, Bill smirks, "glad you could mann up."

suddenly a train whistle sounded, a few miles up the tracks there was a smoke stack coming through the snow, there was a yell from the other side, the reds were ready.

"SAXTON HAAAAAAAAAALE!" a loud shout that echoed through the snowy pass

Marsupial man loaded a special bullet and shot it into the air, it exploded into colorful sparks that said, "fuck you" and the Blue students roared and cheered as well as the train got closer...and closer.