LOOLOOCHAN'S KAWAII ADVENTURE!

by boxdriver

RATED M FOR VIEOLIENCE AND DRUGS AND SOME MINOR NSFW. Thiis is he funny, kawaii, and exiciting story of Looloochan, my warior cats OC, and her kawaii friends. they die, come back to life, fight evil, fly in a spaceship and more kawaii things. PLS REVIEW!

25. CHapRWTR 23: LOLOCHAN AN HER FRENDS GO T

LOOloocHANS KAWAII ADVENTURE
CHapRWTR 23: LOLOCHAN AN HER FRENDS GO TOO WAITE HOUSE!

lolochan an her friejnds were on ther way to waiGHT HOUSE TO kILL CHRISTN WESTOP DCHANDLR befor the fiLTHY HETEROCHRMOCIc ca nN BECOM PORSSIDNET.
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anD DHEN LOLOCHAN GETED A CAL OMN JER SELL PHONE! IT WOS FROM SPONGEBOB! "helo spongbob! ithas ben so long sinc we saw eochother!"
sed lOOLOOCHAN "atcually thwet is why im caling u... lolochan i have kiLL AL THE TERORISTS and im am coMING HOME FORM IRAK!" swed sopongebob seorpants!1!
loocloochan!U! sed! "WOWwowowoo! im so eXISTED TOO SEE U SPONGBLOB!" sWEELD LOOOLOCHAN. "after after we KILL CHRIS CHAN we wil come puCK u up form the aropORt and we go to LEGOLAND!"
and den spojgnbebob WEAS LIKC "OK" AND EN HE HANGED UP AN THE THE WSA AT THE WITE HOSE! !121212193!((!(!*(~*(~*!(*(!*(!*(!*
"beofore we kile christchan.. we must pROFES OUR FAITHE TO STARCLANK!"!"" sed LoolOLOOVHAN!
"I confirm my faith in the power of our warrior ancestors. I will do my best to serve them and rid the earth of the filthy heterochromics, so one day I can join your ranks and be reunited with the ones I have lost. Hail StarClan."
cHANTED LOOLOCHAN AN FINEAS AN FERB AN FIRESTRA AND SELENO GOMEZ! so the go to gthe areport andf they get on palen to go to wite hose!
the get of aruoport in woshington dc. "wow ists so big in her!" sed selena gomez. "not as bIG A MY PENIS" sed fineas. ferb an firestaR AND LLOOLOOCHAN laguher becaus fineae mad a funny!
TRHEY GETEND ON THE TRAIN AN THE GO TO TO THE WATE HOUS JUST IN TIME TOO SEE WO WIN THE ELEECTIOn! christhan welston chndaler was up agenst another cananade... harohi fujoka from oron0 high scol host clOB.l..
but SHE NOT WIN BECOS ONLY IN HIG SCOOL so cris chan win! "NIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!11111111111111111111111111111111" SCREMED LOOLCOOCHAN!
and the she rsated criyng becos she mises omaba so much ;((((((... y did oMABA HAV TOO DIEDED?/?/?/ her ONRE TRU LIOVE OMABA WAS EDED!1111111111 "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" SCTREMS LOOLOCHAN!
and THE SHE ACTIVAOTED HER SUPER GODES LOLI FUNTIME KWAWAII DEMON GRILL FORMm andD SHE DSHOOTED FIRE FROM HER MOTh and LIGHTNING FOMR HER PAWS AND A TSUMNIM ANA AN ERTHGQUAKE HAPEENED! SHE FIRWE AT CHRIS-CHAN!
"hahaa prepore to die!" sed loOLOOCHAN! but teh... IT NO AFFECT CHIRS CHAN?:!? "SONICHU. GO OUT oNAD ZAP TOO THelSNIWEH SEXTREME!"!"!" SED CRIS CHAN! O NO O NO O NO O NO O NO O NO O NO O NONONONONONPO NOT SONICHSU.!?

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