the four functioning Deadnaughts whirred to life as Frost, Ben, Agnes, bunny and Trollence got in the machines, the other twelve seemed nonfunctioning, each student taking the quick tutorial on how to move them and use the weapons before launching out of the ground.

Grey stopped in his tracks as the Deadnaughts landed and began decimating the australium robots, "NO! I THOUGHT I DESTROYED THEM ALL!" Grey Mann fell back

"move aside." Spooky was attending to Haro when a Blue scout pushed her aside, "are you ok, honey?"

"chii..." croaked Haro

"shut up and...just hang in there...MEDIC!"

"ya!" a Blu medic with a purple beard and a hat resembling foreskin comes up and extracts the bullet, suturing the wound, "I've got it." groans Haro, Chii smacks her in the face, "shut up."

the medic injects her with a sedative and she closes her eyes, "ze wound looked like a vagina!"

he sits and Spooky sighs, "my dad might be able to help us out of this mess."

"...who's your dad?"

"wait..." said the medic with the foreskin hat, "he isn't a wizard is he?"

"shut up!" Spooky pushes the Medic over, "mein lieben!"

meanwhile at Merasmus's castle

"damn those insipid mercinaries! I'll be picking bullets out of my hair for weeks! good thing the lord of torment is my best friend, otherwise we'd have a real..." the phone rang and he picks it up, "hello?"

"hey dad."

"SPOOKY! HOW ARE YOU?"

"ow...my ears!"

"I'm sorry little one, how is my little pyromaniac doing? have you made friends?"

"sorta, none of them know I'm related to you, so if you could just...discreetly intervene?"

"I AM THE KING OF DISCREET!"

Merasmus hangs up and vanishes

a giant australium heavy bot was walking through the snow when suddenly it turned into a sheep, "BEHOLD! MERASMUS ARRIVES ON A TIDE OF BLOOD!"

the sheep flies away on wings and explodes, sending australium everywhere, "I'll kill you all!" Merasmus turns green, "come at me bros!"

Ben blinked as he looked at the monitor inside of his deadnaught, "is that...Merasmus?"

Agnes looked the same way, "fighting...for us?"

he vanishes as the robots converge on him, "I'm healing myself...with healing magic! and asprin!"

the robots immediatley resume their attack on the Deadnaughts, shaking the students from their reverie, "oh shit!"

Trollence's Deadnaught had cannons that fired rapid fire Machina bullets, tearing through the australium skulls of the robots.

"GET SOME!"

"HUZZAH! EMERGENCE EX MORTIS!" there was a huge explosion and the robots lay in ruin, Merasmus stood there, smiling, "where's my little girl?"

"daddy!" spooky ran out to him, much to the astonishment of everyone, "thanks."

there was a splatter and Merasmus fell to the ground, the top half of his head gone, Spooky screamed as a huge robot confronted them, made of australium with Grey Mann inside it, "YOU WANT TO PULL OUT OLD WEAPONS? WE CAN PLAY THIS GAME TO THE GRAVE IF WE HAVE TO!"

the australium robot pieces begin to levitate and dissolve, "We can do this all damn day."

Spooky was pulled back beneath by Chii as the fighting began again