Seven
Weeks went by. Things went back to normal. I was pissed at S.H.I.E.L.D. for taking her. I was pissed at myself for being too hungover to chase after her. She seemed so confident leaving with them. After my hangover cleared up, I marched into Fury's office, fuming.
"What right do you have fucking with my computer, marching into my home and taking my date against her will?"
"We did not take her against her will, she left with us willingly. A woman that looked an awful lot like her blew up one of our facilities. No one was there fortunately." Fury spouted.
"Well, she was with me all night, she never left my sight. There is no way she planted those explosives!"
"We realized that."
"Then where the hell is she? Your guys took her without getting dressed. She left her stuff at my place and hasn't come to get it. So where the fuck is she?"
" I don't fucking know. Her story matched yours, the video Jarvis provided confirmed the story. We let her go. Provided her some clothes, but let her go."
"Video?" I muttered, until I realized. "Jarvis…" I hissed under my breath. I had some more work to do. I needed to improve that damn security. I couldn't have S.H.I.E.L.D. viewing my private sex tapes. Those were for my private viewing pleasure.
"You see Tony, we don't have her. Now stop being mad and get back to work! The training session started 20 minutes ago!" Fury dismissed.
I mumbled the entire way to the training room on the hellicarrier. Something about stupid Fury, stupid security breeches, stupid me for being so focused on stupid Pepper being gone and not updating the security. It was training as usual. Thor threw me against the wall a few times. Captain in Fury's pants complained I wasn't focused. I shot an energy blast at him in anger. He of course deflected it with that stupid shield.
"My jet boots are lagging if you don't mind." I complained.
"Well, maybe you can just go home until your jet boots and focus are back together." Cap yelled. Second time I've been dismissed today.
"Fuck all of you!" I shouted as I jumped out of a window. I flew home in such disgust.