AN: This chapter might be a bit over the edge for younger readers, such as kids ten, and under. There is a bit of swearing therefore, due to the use of certain words included in this chapter, I am rating it T for teens thirteen, and older. This is one of the only chapters that I will give this rating to. If you are thirteen or older, go ahead, and read on, but if not, I would skip over it. Don't worry if you're not, this chapter isn't that important any way.
It is now twenty-sixteen. Kyle is thirteen, Austin is eleven, and Kelsey is ten. They are in eighth, sixth, and fourth grade. Kelsey is the only one in elementary school.
John walked into his, and Monica's bedroom. He got home late from work, and it is eight thirty.
Monica is at her desk grading her share of her's, and Scully's students papers.
"Hi honey, how was your day at work?"Monica asked, glaring over at John who plopped himself down in their bed.
"Exhausting."He muttered.
He still had his tie on, and his shoes, but he kept his legs off the bed since he knew how upset Monica gets when his shoes are on the bed.
"Did you have time to run over, and pick up the kids or did Mulder pick them all up again?"She asked, with her eyes focused on the test in front of her.
"I did."He mumbled, looking up at the ceiling.
"Why do I have the feeling it didn't go so well?"She asked.
"Well, you're right on that one, it didn't."He said as he sat up in the bed.
"Ohh, what happened? Did the boys get into a fight again?"She asked him.
John sighed then got up, and walked over to his dresser, and began to take off his tie.
"Well, it went a little like this."He began to say.
The school day is over for the boys, and John is sitting in his car in the student drop off, and pick up area of the school. He is sipping his coffee, and waiting 'til the boys to come out.
Kids then began to emerge from the school, and puts his coffee down, and moves along with the other cars in front of him to the curb where all the kids that are getting picked up are waiting. It is finally his turn, and the boys are standing there waiting for him.
The two boys notice his car, and coming running to the door. Kyle gets to the door in front of them first, and proceeds to open it when Austin pushes him out of the way.
"Hey! I got here first you dumb butt!"Kyle yelled at him.
"Ohh, is dumb all you got?"Austin asked, with his right hand on the handle, next to Kyle's
"I just don't want to say the real thing."Kyle told him.
"C'mon say it, I dare ya."Austin said with a grimm smile.
"No, I'll get in trouble."Kyle told him.
"I know you want to say it."Austin began to tease.
"Fine, you dumb ass!"Kyle yelled then pushed Austin to the ground, and got in the car.
When he got in, John looked back at him, and said:
"How was your day...Where's your brother? Did he stay after? I told him not…"John then looked out the window, and saw Austin lying on the ground."Ohh boy."He said with a sigh.
He then looked back at Kyle, who had his earbuds in, and then at Austin who was lying on the pavement trying to hold himself together.
"Did you do this to your brother!"John yelled at Kyle.
"What dad?"Kyle asked as he took his earbuds out.
"I said, did you do that to your brother?"John asked with anger written all over his face.
"It was accident I,I swear."Kyle strutted in an innocent voice.
"Let's see what your brother has to say."John retaliated then got out of the car, and walked over to Austin.
Austin then began to cry as John walked towards him.
"Come here kiddo, I gotcha, daddy's here."John told the young boy as he picked him up, and walked him over to the passenger seat of his car.
John sat him down, and buckled him in then, walked back over to the driver's seat, sat down, buckled up, and began to drive.
"So, what the hell happened?"John asked the two boys.
Neither one of the boys spoke.
John nodded his head then said:
"Well, let's see what your moth…"John was cut off by Austin.
"I'll speak."Austin said in a near crippled voice as Kyle rolled his eyes.
John smiled then said:
"Go on."He told him as he continued to keep his eyes on the road.
Austin smiled back in the rearview mirror at his older brother, who had one earbud in, then said:
"Well, when we walked out of the school, I went to take my normal seat in the back of the car, where Kyle is sitting when, he got there first, and shoved me out of the way. I didn't fall that time, but I placed my hand on the handle, and he called me an…"He stopped there then looked his father in the eye.
John looked back at him, and said:
"What did he call you son?"He asked the younger boy in a soothing voice.
"Can I say it?"Austin asked.
"It's that bad."John near yelled as he gave Kyle his death stare through the rearview mirror.
Kyle didn't look back at him, he just continued to mutter the lyrics to Van Halen's Panama.
"Go ahead."John angrily said as he made the turn into the elementary school.
He was five minutes early, like always, but that just gave him more time to settle this argument.
"He called me a bitch."Austin mumbled.
Kyle angrily threw his earbuds off, and said:
"I did not call you a bitch, you made me call you an ass hole you, you f $% head."Kyle angrily yelled.
"Hey! Knock it off!"John yelled.
John stretched over his seat,and looked back at Kyle. He death stared him, and harshly grabbed onto his shoulder.
"If you don't stop the cursing, I swear to God that I will bend you over my lap, and spank you right here, right now."John told angrily told him.
"But dad, he made me say it, and I didn't call him a bitch, I called him an ass hole."Kyle argued.
John then slapped him across the face.
"Hey! What did I tell you about the cursing!"He yelled.
Kyle sighed then said:
"I'm telling the truth!"Kyle yelled."And where do you think I get the swearing from huh? Not the Webster's Dictionary. No, I get it from the John Doggett Dictionary."Kyle said with a grimm smile.
John sighed, and continued to death stare him.
"What I say, in my house, is up to me, not you, so I would shut my mouth, before I get angry at you."John warned as Kyle continued to smile.
"Ohh really, I thought that I lived there too ass hole."Kyle said to his father with a smile of accomplishment.
John huffed then got out of the car.
"That's it! Get out, here now, Kyle Luke Doggett!"John yelled at him.
Kyle then realized that he had went too far, and shuddered in fear.
John then angrily looked inside the car through Kyle's window. He had left his door open so that Kyle could still hear him.
"I'm giving you from the count of three to get out here or else I will bend you over my lap myself."John scolded.
"Bruh, you better get out there."Austin warned.
"No, he won't bend me over his lap himself, just watch."Kyle said with a grimm smile back on his face.
"Okay bruh, it's your funeral."Austin shrugged then took his IPhone six out, and began to play Pokemon Go.
"One."John said as Kyle put one earbud back in, and went back on his playlist on his IPhone six.
"Two."John said as Kyle put the other earbud in.
"I'm almost there kiddo, and I mean it, if you don't get you ass over here right now, I'm gonna get it over here myself."John scolded.
John was standing right outside Kyle's door, he had now opened it up so he could see what Kyle was doing.
Kyle the began listening to Van Halen's Right Now, and banging his head to the beat.
"Here goes nothing."John muttered under his breath."Three."John said in a serious voice.
Austin stopped playing his game, and looked back at the scene that was unfolding in the back of the car.
John straddled over from the driver's side of the middle of the car to the passenger side where Kyle was seated.
All of what they could hear was muffled sound of David Lee Roth's voice, and Kyle muttering his lyrics.
John pulled the earbuds out of Kyle's ears.
"I said, three."John told him in a serious voice.
Kyle began to laugh.
"Yeah, like you would actually harm you own son. Your little Kyle."He told him still with that grimm smile on his face.
John stared angrily into his eyes.
"You're right, you are my son, but that doesn't mean that what you did was right."John told him as he grabbed onto Kyle's suit jacket, and then pulled him over to the driver side door.
John sat himself down on the edge of the seat, and then laid Kyle down over his lap.
Kyle was a fairly big kid. He was five foot, four, and weighed about one hundred forty-five pounds.
Then, the elementary kids came running out of the building.
Kelsey, as usual, was one of the first few kids out. She was slowly walking down the sidewalk to the student pick up, and drop off area with her little clique of friends. All the girls in the middle of the group were chatting about Kim Kardashian's latest tweet, and the boys hanging off the girl's' shoulders talking about the latest pair of Jordan's, and Lebron's.
Kelsey then decided to check, and see if her father was there yet to pick her up. He was usually always early, but she still checked everyday. If he wasn't there, it gave her something to complain to her friends about. This time though, she knew it was him right away since, she believed that he was the only dad on the face of the Earth that still spanked his children.
"Yo bruh, look over there. That kid's about to get a major roast from his dad."One of the boys said to the group.
"You're right man."One of the other boys replied.
"Wait, isn't that your dad, and your brother Kelsey?"One of that girls in the group asked Kelsey.
"Ohh dear God."Kelsey mumbled under her breath as she put her hand on her face.
"It is bruh."Another boy said.
"Watch this."The first boy said as he lightly elbowed his friend in the side.
He then cuffed his hands around his mouth, and yelled:
"Hey Mr Doggett!"He yelled.
John didn't once look up, he stared down at the teenage boy on his lap, and raised his hand.
"Now, you will not say a curse word."John sternly told Kyle.
"I still don't think you're gonna do it, father."Kyle said, with an emphasis on father.
John then moved Kyle's face so he was forced to look at him.
"Watch me."John warned then he let go of his son's face, and brought his hand back up.
"Ohh, it's about to get real."The first boy said again.
"Shut, up Jason."Kelsey warned.
"Someone's like there daddy, what are you gonna do. Huh, spank me like your daddy?"Jason teased then all the kids in her group began to laugh.
"Just shut up!"She yelled.
"Ooo, now someone's a little angry. Maybe she needs her daddy to come over here, and spank her."Jason continued to tease as all the kids began to laugh.
"Now, you will not use curse words."John warned Kyle.
"How about you watch me?"Kyle said with a smile across his face that stretched from ear to ear.
"That's it!"John nearly yelled.
"That's it!"Kelsey nearly yelled.
Then, John spanked Kyle's behind at the same exact time that Kelsey punched Jason across the face.
Kyle looked down at the ground with a shocked expression, and said:
"I can't believe you actually did it."Kyle nearly whispered in a shocked voice.
"I can't believe you did that."Jason said in a shocked voice as he wiped the blood from his cut lip.
"Why the hell did you do that!"Jason's best friend yelled at Kelsey as he pushed Kelsey's best friend out of the way.
"He was being a jerk."Kelsey told Jason's friend, Brian, in a sassy tone.
"What's going on over here?"The principal asked as he walked over to the scene.
He then looked at Jason's face then asked:
"Who did this?"He asked then, everybody pointed to Kelsey.
"Kelsey Doggett, come with me to my office, I'll have someone tell your father where you are."He told her then place his hand on her back, escorted her to his office.
"You will curse at your father."John scolded then spanked Kyle again. He spanked him a few more times after that then, he sat Kyle upright on his lap.
"Now son, you won't swear anymore, especially at your father, and you will cut out that smart alack crap."John told Kyle in a serious voice with a serious expression on his face.
"I, I promise dad."Kyle said with a hint of fear in his voice.
"Okay." John said then gave him a hug, and Kyle hugged him back."Let's go get your sister."John said then Kyle nodded his head in agreement.
Kyle slid back over to his seat, and John sat back down in the driver's seat as a teacher's aid approached his car.
"Mr Doggett, your daughter got into some trouble, and is in Mr Farrell's office."She told him.
"Ohh boy."John said under his breath."Thank you ma'am, tell him I'll be right in."John replied then started up the car engine."Looks like we're gonna be here for a while boys."John said then pulled out of the drop off, pick up zone, and parked the car in the parking lot.
John is back in his bedroom now with his boxers, and an undershirt on.
"Wow, looks like you had quiet a day."Monica said.
"Did they tell you about any of this?"John asked.
"Yes, they, but they told me about Kelsey's in school suspension, and Kyle's grounding for a few weeks, and Austin's grounding for a week."Monica replied.
"Ohh, and you should've seen the look on Skinner's face when I told him that story. He was not happy. He thought I had made all that crap up."John replied with a slight chuckle as Monica glared over at him.
"Well, you should get some rest, you had quiet a day."Monica instructed.
"Yeah, I'm pretty beat up."John said then laid down in bed next to Monica who was now reading her book.
"Goodnight John."Monica said then put her book down on her nightstand, and turned off her lamp.
"Goodnight Mon."John said then gave her kiss."Can you promise me that we will not have another baby?"John asked.
Monica laughed then said:
"Yes John, we will not have another baby."She said then John turned the light off, and replied:
"Thank you honey."He said with a smile then kissed her again, and rolled over then, went to sleep.