Man. Shulk thought to himself. I'm so bored.

He was laying on a sand dune overlooking the oasis. Lucario and Meta Knight had set up a huge fire that rained about twelve inches high.

If Wolfwrath hadn't seen that he's not coming. Meanwhile Luci- what I mean Lady Lucina is off warning a devolving village of the damage that could be done.

"SHULK!"

Shulk turned around to see Isabell looking at him with a piece of cake in her hands. "Here! Have it!"

"How did you get and cook the indigents?" Shulk asked while wincing. Another stomach pain? That's it! The second I get back to the smash mansion I'm getting this checked out!

"I made it on the train." Isabell said proudly. "Did you know that they have these adorable mini stoves that are free to use?"

Shulk blinked. "I had no idea" he said. Fiora would love that. "The technology on that train continues to impress."

"Agreed 100%" Ike said eating a piece of cake. "My only regret? Watching that anime… what was it called again? Sword Art Online? Yeah that's it! Man. Talk about crap."

"That's gre-ACHOOO!" Shulk sneezed. There come the stomach pains again. He looked down at his sleeve. Wait a second. Is that… blood? No it can't be. "Sorry about that. Anyways I'll take some cake. Let me know when Luc- Lady Lucina comes back."

"Didn't you hear?" Isabell said. "She's already back."

"WHAT!" Shulk cried sitting up, splattering sand everywhere. "Why didn't you tell me?"

"Because she, Meta Knight and Lord Lucario all went off to discuss something" Isabell said. "Oh and by the way Lucina hired another retainer."

"S-she did." Shulk exclaimed in shock. "But… she just met him. Anyways who is he?"

"A minor god who wants to get away from Arceus's rules." Ike said. "He's right behind you actually."

Shulk turned around only to see there was no one there. "Are you guys tricki-" Shulk stopped when he suddenly felt a tap on his right shoulder. He turned around again and yet again no one was there was no one there. "Alright guys. This isn't funny any-" He stopped when a strange creature bolted in front of him.

"WHERE YOU SURPRISED!" the creature exclaimed.

Shulk let out a scream of shock, which triggered another chest pain and fell backwards. "WHAT… WHAT IN THE NAME OF BIONIS ARE YOU?"

"Oh… so you're from THAT dimension. Did Zanza design all of the Homs to look and sound like him, or is it just you?"

"Just me" Shulk said. "So I'm guessing you're a god from pokemon? Why aren't you a human right now?"

"Because! Gods can choose between forms using this orb!" He held up a clear crystal orb. "BEHOLD. The orb of truth! With it a god can access human form! Lady Lucina broke mine when she broke my chains, but now it's repaired! I'm Hoopa, by the way!"

"Hoopa? What an odd name." Shulk said. "I mean it suits you quite well. What else can the orb of tru-ACHOO?" Shulk caught the cough be using his hand.

"Do you need to see a doctor?" Ike asked. "This is the second time you coughed all day."

"No." Shulk said holding up his hand. It is blood. How is that even possible? Am I not healthy? Ike is right, I do need to see a doctor. And fast.

"Hey" Shulk asked. "Speaking of doctors, I heard Master Hand opened up a hospital just the other day. Is that true?"

"Yup." Isabell said. "He gathered together all of the best healers from the dimensions and bought them together. We're all supposed to get a check-up tonight, well for me it's after me and Hoopa's loyalty oath."

Thank god. "Are we going to be back in time though? We still have to wait for Wolfwrath."

"He attacked the village and was defeated by Kyorge" Hoopa said. "The second the leaders are done meeting I'm opening a portal to take us home. Oh, did I mention I can open portals and summon anyone I want including gods?"

"NO!" Shulk said. "That's… that's incredible. But why are we leaving so early? I thought we were walking?"

"King Stump is currently looking for Lucina to punish her for freeing Hoopa." Ike said. "Its to unfortunate he survived. If I ever get my hands on him, I'd kill him for trying to rape Lucina."

"HE TRIED TO DO WHAT?" Shulk screamed.

"Yup." Hoopa said. "Fatso put his hands all over her and tried to kiss her. It's disgusting really. That's why I distracted Fatso."

"Why… that… little… pervert!" Shulk hissed. "I'll kill him if he ever does as much as look at her again!"

"I heard screaming" Lucina said entering. "I'm guessing you told Shulk about what the king tried to do to me."

"Lucy." Shulk said. Forgetting his status for a moment and ran up and to her and hugged her. "Are you OK?"

"I'm just fine Shulk." Lucina said hugging him back. "But the king won't be when I tell father about this. He'll be furious. Oh I'm already having fantasies about it now."

"Are we ready to go?" Meta Knight asked.

"Yup!" Isabell said. "I think everyone is! Right!"

Everyone expect for Isabell and Meta Knight nodded.

"Good." Lucina said. "Hoopa! Now!"

But before Hoopa could summon a portal he was hit with a strange beam.

"Are you alright?" Isabell asked holding up an apple.

"I'm fine." Hoopa said. "Ouch. Who the hell…"

"Ha ha ha!"

"Who's there?" Ike asked whipping out his sword.

"I'm disappointed in you Meta Knight. You were always weak, but I never expected the mythical Pokemon who works with you to be to!" a voice echoed.

Meta Knight's eyes narrowed. "I know that voice…"

A small figure bolted down from one of the sand dunes and onto the ground. He looked a bit like Meta Knight, but he had a black star in the middle of his mask and red eyes. Two yellow horns sported from his pink body and he had a pink lance in his hand. "Hello, old friend. It's been too long."

"Galaxia Knight." Meta knight snarled. "I didn't expect to see you here. What are you doing here?"

"Galaxia Knight?" Shulk asked Lucina in confusion.

"He's Meta Knight's rival" Lucina answered.

"Me? Oh I'm just taking a walk with my fighting force." Galaxia Knight smirked.

"You're fighting force?" Lucario asked.

"Don't you know?" Galaxia Knight said. "I've decided to copy you're little group. I now have a fighting force that works under Lady Yveltal. We're way better."

"Oh yeah?" Isabell asked. "What makes you say that?"

"Well, I actually have one retainers, who is a goddess by the way, three admins who all have two retainers of their own, well expect of third, he only has one, and first has a powerful goddess working for him" Galaxia Knight smirked.

"WHAT?" Lucina screamed.

"You have some nerve!" Lucario snarled. "You didn't have to tell us that! I think you just came here to be a dick!"

"Now, now." A girly voice said. "Don't go calling the greatest warrior of all time a dick." A girl hopped down. "My name is Darkrai, and I am the goddess of fears and nightmares. Nice to meet you."

"Darkrai." Hoopa hissed. "You've hit a new low." Hoopa had a ring in his hand. "Come on guys, let's get out of here."

"Now?" Galaxia Knight said sounding sad. "But… we haven't had any fun yet. I was going to introduce you to my army of mercenaries."

"We don't want to meet them." Meta Knight said while Isabell and Ike jumped through Hoopa's ring. "I usually never run away from a fight, but Lucario's right. You just came here to brag. No motive, no plot gain, nothing." Meta Knight gestured from Shulk to jump through the ring. "You don't even want to fight."

Shulk jumped through the ring, only to find himself in the center of the smash mansion.

"What the heck?" Pit said. "How did you guys get here?"

"Just ignore them." A young boy with brown anime hair and a huge key said.

The two walked away. As that happen Lucina, Meta Knight, Lucario and Hoopa jumped out of the ring.

"Now." Meta Knight said. "Let's get back to business. Ike, Shulk go to the hospital for your checkups. Hoopa, Isabell, it's time to swear your loyalty oaths. Go with Lucina and Lucario to your new dorms. As for me, I'm going to tell the master about Galaxia Knight."

"I can open some rings!" Hoopa said cheerfully. Not waiting for their response he held up two rings and opened them. The first one opened to Final destination, where Master hand was waiting.

"What the heck?" Master Hand said. "Who let Hoopa into smash bros?" Meta Knight jumped in and the ring closed.

The second ring opened to the hospital. Luckily no one was around to see it. Here it goes. Shulk thought while jumping in.

One hour later

Damnit. Why is it taking so long? Shulk thought to himself.

Then, as if fate had summoned her a girl with long caramel hair and an orange dress walked forwards. "Greetings." The girl said. "Are you Shulk? You better be because if not I'm going to be a blushing mess and start mumbling random shit about how sorry I am."

"Yup that's me." Shulk said. "If it's ok with you, can we do an x-ray as well? I've been having these stomach pains, I've been meaning to get checked out."

"Sure thing! My name is Mist by the way. Follow me."

Shulk followed Mist into a small hospital room.

Alright. It's time to find out what's wrong with me and get it cured. I'm ready. Whatever it is, I'll take it head on.

Meanwhile

"So they ran away." A green haired hair with a brown dress and a headset said. "Good. That should keep people from getting hurt."

"What's that supposed to mean!" Darkrai snarled. "You say that like it's a good thing!"

"It is." She mused. "The whole reason I'm sticking with you is to help that man you call first. I can't believe you threaten to kill his entire family if he didn't follow you. He's one of Naga's favorite mortals you know. She'll be pissed when she discovers you-"

"Oh please." Darkrai said. "It's not that big of a sin Meloetta! All I did was give him a little push."

"Yes it is." Meloetta snapped. "It's awful. All three of the mortals who you threatened are miserable. Can't you just let them go?"

"Never." Darkrai said. "They are mine. Mine and mine alone. If they feel bad maybe they should just die. In the meantime, I can't wait for tomorrow."

Meloetta's blue eyes widened with fear. "What are you up to?" She asked.

Darkrai grabbed out a knife. "Let's just say this." She said.

"It's not going to be pretty."