I have returned from the dead, my friends.

This is exactly what you think it is.

Perhaps not, though.

I am currently working on the not-so-sequel to my well-known story: I Don't Think We're in Kansas Anymore, Guys.

You may recognize a few names in this upcoming story. . .

Karolyn, Diamond, Genevieve. . .

Be ready, my friends! The time has come for me to rise from the writer's block grave.

Be checking back in for an update, loves.

-Mrs. Frodo Baggins

Mirabella Millstone of Bywater

Kendall