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The forces invading Suna was getting closer and closer. Orochimaru chuckled as all his Edo Tensei Summons were working well. He was a bit sad to be unable to summon the Third Raikage and Third Kazekage, but he had a lot of choices to choose from. After all these years working with Kabuto, they had finally perfected this technique. They were able to completely control their puppets and yet the puppets retained all their skills and memories. He looked forward to seeing the forces of Suna facing their own famous ninja's or loved ones. It would be so allowed Kabuto to remain back in base to control all the Edo Tensei Summons while he took to the front line. With the West occupied by Iwa's forces, there was no way they would be able to send help in time, or so he thought. Konoha might try to aid them, but he wasn't worried about them. Plus, he knew Danzo would cock block Tsunade for a bit, giving them plenty of time to destroy Suna and capture Gaara. With 7000 Zetsu, 1000 Undead summons, 4000 Ame nins, 1000 mercenaries/missing nin, and 3 S-ranked nins, they had a force of about 13,000. Not to mention most of the undead summons were legendary shinobis. Suna was as good as dead.

As they were approaching Sunagakure, Suddenly, a huge wave a sand came bursting forth. It would have swept many of them away when one of the undead summons went through a few handsigns before releasing gold sand into the wave, forcing it down. The man looked up to see Gaara floating on a cloud of sand.

"Hello, Father," said Gaara dully. Rasa looked up and replied, "Hello, son. Are Kankuro and Temari doing well?" The said names suddenly appeared beside Gaara.

"Kukuku. What a nice family reunion," said Orochimaru. "I'll make it simple. Give up Gaara and have all you shinobi swear loyalty to Akatsuki, and perhaps I'll let most of your people live."

"Fuck you!" roared Temari as she opened her fan up. Kankuro nodded and automatically had 5 puppets ready.

"We're not giving up our brother, the Kazekage, that easily!" shouted Kankuro.

"He's a kage!?" asked Rasa. "How was that possible?"

"No thanks to you for sure," replied Gaara.

"Kuku, I was hoping you'd say that. Now we can destroy Suna and I'll have more bodies to experiment on," said Orochimaru.

"You're sick, man." said Deidara, "Oh well, time to show them why art is an EXPLOSION!"

"Orochimaru, I want some of the bodies for my puppets," said Sasori as he pulled out his best puppet. It was the Sandaime Kazekage!

"Sasori, you fucking traitor! It was you who killed our Sandaime!" said a voice. Suddenly, all of Suna's shinobi was standing with Gaara, with Chiyo at the lead.

"Chiyo-baa-sama! I thought we told you to all escape while we bought time!" said Temari.

"He, and leave you brats behind. We turn our backs on our own Kazekage, we would be the shame of all shinobis," replied Chiyo.

Gaara looked around tears slightly in his eyes.

"Thank you, everyone," said Gaara as he drew power from his biju, Shukaku. Thanks to the West fixing his seal, he could access the beast's full power without transforming.

"Kukuku. So many potential bodies. Get ready to die then," said Orochimaru as his hand went up. Everyone tensed up for this battle that would decide Suna's fate.

In the airspace above

"Is everyone ready?" asked Kenshin to the crowd. Most of them were all wearing black kimonos and wooden sandals, signifying they were part of the Shinigami Squadrons. The other group wore whatever they deemed necessary, but had the Uzu swirl visible on their clothes. Sora had joined since he didn't want his girlfriend Uzumaki Kairi fighting alone. Enzu came with Iremi, and Endermask decided to join them, as he didn't want the two teenagers he had come to see as his own children go off. Natsu joined since he was considered an honorary member of the Uzumaki clan because of his salmon colored hair, but more importantly, he embraced their doctrines of family. However, he was slightly regretting coming due to the fact he forgot he got motion sickness very easily.

"Soul, where is Black Star and Tsubaki?" asked a girl with pigtails named Maka. She was also wearing the Shinigami uniform.

"Huh, I don't know. Hey, Kid, Liz, Patty! You guys know where Black Star went?" asked Soul.

"You were supposed to keep watch," replied Kid, a teenager who looked symmetrical if it wasn't for the 3 half rings on his hair.

"Makaa CHOP!"

Soul ended up with a book on his head, courtesy of Maka.

"Kenshin-sama! Black Star and Tsubaki have already jumped ship!" yelled out a soldier.

"That idiot!" muttered an orange haired soldier named Kurosaki Ichigo. "Let's go before that idiot does something even more idiotic."

Everyone nodded as they quickly jumped out of the ship. Natsu had to be kicked out the airship.

Just as Orochimaru was about to put his hand down to begin the fight, a voice could be heard from all over the place. Everyone could hear it.

"The way of Assassination: Rule #1: Blend into the shadows. Control your breathing. And wait for your target to let his guard down! Rule #2: Tune into your targets. Predict his thoughts and actions! Rule #3: Strike your target before he notices you!"

Just as everyone was confused where this voice was coming from, a young teenager with blue spiky hair wielding a chain scythe appeared in front of all of them.

"I'm the great Black Star! I've come to kill you all! Ya Hoo!" said Black Star while posing.

Everyone sweat dropped at this scene, even the undead summons. Gaara felt like this newcomer would have gotten along with Naruto when he was younger.

Suddenly, "SHINIGAMI CHOP!"

Death the Kid had inherited his father's chop and used it on Black Star.

"Idiot! You blew our cover!" said Kid.

"I'm so sorry!" said the scythe, which suddenly grew a female head.

Everyone was confused at who the two teenagers and a talking head were. Gaara, however, had a suspicion.

"Are you reinforcements from the West?" Gaara asked.

"Yea that's us," replied Kidd.

Orochimaru laughed out loud while being furious inside, "This is what the West sends? Just two brats and a talking weapon?"

"Careful what you say snakey. I just came in first to show off," said Black Star.

Suddenly, about 500 people landed in front of the Suna forces, facing Orochimaru. They saw some of them had the Uzu swirl. Then, one man stepped forward.

"Surrender now, and you will not be harmed, that I promise. If you resist, then you must face this one to the death," said Uzumaki Kenshin with a soul-piercing glare while drawing out his sword. If the undead summons could react on their own will, Most of them would have all stepped back in fear.

"Fuck that! Let's kill them all!" shouted Kenpachi as he took a few steps forward. Suddenly, one of the missing nin jumped out in front of him with a sword.

"You're wide open!" shouted the man as he slashed down. Kenpachi didn't even try to block it. The man slashed right at his chest, hoping to draw first blood. Suna forces tried to help, invaders cheered, and the West looked bored and didn't bother moving. They all found out the reason why nobody bothered to help.

The blade had hit Kenpachi, but it didn't even cut or budge, no matter how hard the man tried to force it down. Kenpachi just stared down at the attacker, and the attacker instantly pissed his pants.

"Hey! Were you trying to hurt me with that dull blade?" asked Kenpachi as he nonchalantly removed the blade with his bare hand. "I don't have time to play with weaklings like you."

He instantly slashed the man in half with his blade.

"I want to have FUN!" shouted Kenpachi as he jumped into the fray.

"Follow him and attack!" shouted Kenshin. The battle had started!

After the battle started, Orochimaru noticed something was wrong. Usually, Edo Tensei makes its summons immortal. However, this didn't seem to be the case whenever a Shinigami member dealt a deathblow to it. They all dissolved and weren't reanimated.

"Surprised?"

Orochimaru turned to the source of the voice to see Frankenstein and another man with a screw on his head and many stitches.

"Shinigami Squadron are trained in such a way they actually meet a true Shinigami god and gain a bit of its power and blessings. Enough to send these souls back to the afterlife, where they deserve to have their eternal sleep," said Frankenstein.

"Indeed. Allow me to introduce myself. I'm called Professor Stein." said the man with the screw in his head. "It's the last name you're going to remember." He winded the screw after saying that.

Orochimaru growled as he spat out his sword to attack the two.

Kabuto was sweating. All the summons were being forcefully dismissed without his permission. Seeing he had no choice, he decided to summon someone he hadn't planned on before.

Coffins were suddenly raised in the battlefield, and out came some of the past Kages of the 5 shinobi villages.

"Kukuku, it's over for you all. Kabuto has decided to summon some famous Kages. Not even you all can live through this." said Orochimaru. Frakenstein and Professor Stein just shrugged before attacking again. Before Orochimaru could say anything, he suddenly found his lips stitched shut.

"You talk too much," said Professor Stein before punching him away.

Two figures suddenly floated in the air. It was the Mu and Onoki, both revived by Kabuto. Both had their hands pointed towards the bulk of the enemy forces, without even caring if their allies were in there.

Jinton: Genkai Hakuri Jutsu! (Dust Release)

Two cylinders came flying out of their hands towards the Shinigami and Suna forces. Cursing, Gaara tried to create a barrier of sand to block it but found it dismantled by Rasa. Gaara did what he could only do left and tried to use all his chakra for defense when suddenly,

Getsuga Tenshou! (Moon Fang Heaven-Piercer!)

A giant light-blue blade slash came flying into the attack, clashing with the Jutsu. An explosion happened in the air, and soon both attacks were nullified. Except for the Westerners, everyone looked at amazement at an orange haired boy wielding a huge sword that seemed to be like a cleaver with no guard on it. Its handle was wrapped in some sort of white wrappings. He merely smirked until a noble looking man commented, "Stop showing off, Kurosaki Ichigo."

"Shut up Kuchiki!" yelled Ichigo. "Just help me get rid of them."

"Hmph. I'll help you after I clear out all these unpleasant plants," replied Kuchiki Byakuya as he turned around to face the majority of the Zetsus. Suddenly, a rain of senbons rained down to where he was. Kuchiki dodged it easily and turned to face the one who had done so. It was Sasori, out of his puppet Hiruko. His Sandaime puppet had been destroyed thanks to some white haired kid freezing it and shattering it to pieces.

"Sasori you really did make yourself into a puppet," said Chiyo sadly.

"How unpleasant. My favorite puppet was destroyed. Perhaps I could use your body to replace it?" said Sasori. He threw the scroll that was on his back and opened it. At the same time, his right chest opened, and hundreds of threads shout out. The scroll poofed and out came a hundred puppets. The strings all connected to the puppet and floated in the air, showing them all that he was controlling them.

Akahigi: Hyakki no Soen (Secret Red move: Performance of a Hundred Puppets)

"Behold, my ultimate technique! I have taken down an entire country with this technique alone," shouted Sasori.

"This is bad," said Chiyo as she summoned her 10 puppets to help out, "I'll help you. There's no way you can handle this yourself."

Byakuya however completely ignored her and walked forward. Insulted, Chiyo was about to complain when a hand stopped her. It was the same white haired kid who destroyed the puppet earlier.

"He'll be fine. He's just like that," said the kid who introduced himself as Toshiro Hitsugaya.

Kuchiki merely raised his sword before turning it so the blade was facing the ground before dropping it, allowing it to sink into the ground.

"Are you giving up?" asked Sasori in surprise. He thought the man would at least resist. Kuchiki merely pointed at Sasori for a moment

Bakudo 61: Rikujokoro (6 rods prison of light)

Suddenly Sasori found himself trapped by rods of light that appeared out of nowhere. He struggled but found himself stuck and couldn't move. However, his puppets were perfectly fine. He smirked as he commanded them to attack. Then his smirk turned into horror as the blade that Kuchiki had dropped suddenly had a hundred swords surfacing all around them.

Bankai: Senbonzakura Kageyoshi

They all suddenly scattered into a million of sakura petals. One stray petal touched a puppet and created a sword wound, causing Sasori to realize the petals were dangerous and could be treated as swords.

"I wonder. Can you dodge or block a million blade petals coming at you while still controlling your puppets?" asked Kuchiki.

Then, all the petals suddenly formed a tidal wave and crashed into Sasori and his puppets. When the sakura petals dispersed, everyone could see the S-rank nin Sasori of the Red Sands dead. All his puppets were cut into pieces. All it had taken was one attack.

"Sasori!" shouted Deidara. He was still having trouble fighting against his opponent Sora and Kairi. He thought he was lucky not to be fighting Natsu, but now he was just getting annoyed by those two. He created 5 explosive birds to fly at them, only to be cut into pieces without detonating by those keyblades. Suddenly, a chain sickle hooked onto the bird he was flying on, dragging him down. Before he could recover, Maka with her scythe glowing brightly that it transformed into a huge axe-like scythe.

Demon Hunter

'Oh fuck,' thought Deidara. He didn't have time to defend himself or swap places with anyone. Maka's attack sliced him right in half.

Ichigo was fighting Onoki and Mu in the air. Luckily, he knew how to walk on the air by solidifying chakra underneath him to act as if he was on land. However, he was forced to be on the defensive due to the fact every time the two used dust release, he had to use his blade slash to block them, otherwise they would hit his allies. Suddenly, a dark spear pierced Mu. Ichigo looked down to see Frankenstein had thrown it. He grinned as Orochimaru was spitting mad again.

Orochimaru growled at the tactical genius that was Frankenstein. He had baited him once again into a position for Frankenstein to throw his spear at him. Orochimaru had dodged it and was about to mock him when he heard it go through something. He looked back to see that Mu had been directly behind him. The Dark Spear quickly consumed Mu so he was no longer a threat.

Onoki didn't even react to it, although Kabuto was sweating now. Another one was down.

"I'm ending this right now!" shouted Ichigo.

Bankai: Tensa Zangetsu

Suddenly, Ichigo's chakra flared up for everyone to see. If they could compare chakra levels, every Easterner would have swore that his chakra level was similar to Kisame. When the chakra flares receded, Ichigo was now wearing a long black cloak and a sword much smaller than his original one. It was jet black katana with chains attached to the hilt. Before a mercenary could comment on it, Onoki tried to use his dust release again. This time, he got closer and made a square shape, trapping Ichigo inside it. Before he could activate it to kill Ichigo, Ichigo swung his blade around, this time producing a Getsuga Tenshou black as the night. It shredded the Jutsu, making it fail. Before Onoki could move, he was already pierced by Ichigo the second right after the Jutsu had been cut. Many didn't even see Ichigo move.

Rasa tried to kill Gaara, but with the help of his brother and sister, Gaara managed to trap him in his sand coffin. Before Rasa could do anything, sealing tags were placed on the sand, sealing him away. He sighed in relief when suddenly the Nidaime Mizukage, Gengetsu Hōzuki, appeared behind Kankuro, intent on cutting of his head. Gaara hadn't noticed due to his prowess in genjustus. However, before Hozuki could cut off Kankura's head, he was sent flying by a flaming fist courtesy of Natsu. He recovered just to see Uzumaki Kenshin with his sword already swinging down. With his head chopped off, one of the Shinigami squads stabbed the body to forcefully dismiss him.

Orochimaru was now totally furious. His trump cards had all fallen. He could still hope to kill them with a numerical advantage. But now, he wanted to kill them all. Quickly taking some of the blood that was dripping on his face, he summoned Manda after finally ripping the strings that had shut his mouth up.

"Manda! I have given you tribute before this battle. Now I desire your power to help me! In return, all these delicious mortals will be yours!"

Before Manda could strike, a chant could be heard stopping them.

I, Iremi, call upon the might of the forest...

I summon the elemental spirits that dwell within

Sillavionne with eminent strength.

Galaglenne, one who confines all.

From the dark chaos and shadows, Kartelluine.

Shining bright like a jewel, Yullnie.

Kallkadian of bewitchment.

Yenasnabuen, who puts all into deep slumber.

Nauctious, who guides growth and regeneration.

Kashimilhon, who steals all freedom.

Ennimoiseum of memories.

Answer my call.

They saw Iremi, the red-haired Uzumaki teenager slowly walking forward with summoning circles all around her. Soon, they all amassed into one giant monster, even bigger than Manda.

"Hahaha! Eat this!" shouted Iremi as the monster she summoned raised its fist. Manda dodged the first fist but was unable to dodge the second hand that swooped in and grabbed him by the neck.

"Enzu, now!"

Enzu leaped off the golem and swung his sword faster than he ever did. An air slash went into Manda and cut his head right in the neck, beheading the snake boss. Manda vanished into smoke, but he would no longer come back forever.

The Zetsus and mercenaries tried to charge in, hoping to overwhelm the two when a tan man with long brown hair and 3 red markings on each cheek appeared in front of them.

"I need to at least do something. Can't let my kids show off," said the man named Edermask. He raised his hands, and storm clouds started to gather. Before they knew, they were all suddenly struck down by lightning. Over half of the forces were dead. Kenpachi was having fun just eliminating everybody else.

"I've had enough of this! This time, you all die!" shouted Orochimaru as he went through a few hand signs for his strongest technique.

Yamata no Jutsu (Eight-Headed Serpent Jutsu)

Orochimaru transformed into an 8-headed serpent even larger than Manda. With a mighty sweep of its head, it forced all of them to jump back to dodge it. All except one. Death the Kid was too busy admiring something that he was hit.

"Kid! What are you doing!?" shouted Maka.

"I can't dodge," replied Kid.

"Kukuku, are you terrified of me, little child?" teased Orochimaru.

"Oh no, not this again," said the Kid's guns, Liz and Patty.

"YOUR PERFECTLY SYMMETRICAL!" shouted Kid. "YOU HAVE 8 HEADS, THE PERFECT NUMBER FOR SYMMETRY!"

Every Easterner fell down in shock due to this revelation.

"Urg, Kid's always obsessed with symmetry," said Soul, popping his head out from Maka's scythe.

"Kuku, well if you're not going to dodge, then die!" yelled Orochimaru. His body came out from one of the snake's mouth. Kid stared at him.

Then he stared at him some more.

Kid went into a thinking pose.

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"YOU RUINED SYMMETRY!" shouted Kidd as he pointed his guns to Orochimaru.

"Eh?" Orochimaru was confused when a bullet shot right into one of his snake's head.

"You were perfectly symmetrical. I couldn't destroy such symmetry. But now that you've shown yourself in one of the snake's mouth and didn't even it, it's not symmetrical! If you had any odd number head and you showed up in the middle, that would've been forgivable. But now, YOU'VE RUINED IT!" roared Kid as he started to shoot his guns at Orochimaru.

"Urg, This little brat!" shouted Orochimaru, taking heavy damage from all his bullets. He had all his snakes to gather chakra in the middle. A chakra ball grew from the center, growing bigger. It was similar to a Biju-bomb.

"Disgusting creature! Eat this!" shouted Kid. His pistols transformed into giant golden hand cannons.

The incomplete stripes on his hair suddenly glowed, and the Lines of Sanzu became complete in each row.

"Resonance Rate at 2000%," said Liz

"No noise at all!" shouted Patty.

"Feedback complete. Fire anytime!" said Liz

"Kaboom!' shouted Patty.

DEATH CANNON

The two cannons fired, and merged into one huge shot. Orochimaru quickly fired his chakra ball, but it was completely obliterated. The cannon shot went through and instantly destroyed Orochimaru's form.

However, just in time, a small white snake managed to escape from the main body and slither away.

The shot carried through all the way to the ocean, where it detonated.

At this point, all the Zetsus were exterminated while any surviving mercenaries just gave up.

"Thank you for coming to our aid," said Gaara.

"No thanks are needed. You are a true friend to our Emperor, Gaara-sama," replied Kenshin respectfully. After the total annihilation of the invasion force, their side only had 20 Suna shinobis dead and 100 injured. The Western had no deaths and 40 injured. Kenshin looked to the East, where Kiri was. He hoped the Naval forces would reach in time. He had no doubt that they would win the fight against Iwa, so his worries were concentrated there.

Woot! Almost done with the war. And before you ask, yes, that snake did sneak away. I originally had his death planned here, but I gave it some thought and thought that a specific toad sage should be the one to deal the final blow.

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