"Are you sure that you know what you're doing, you two?"

"Oh, we'll be fine, madre! We'll take good care of Lily while you're at the mall!"

Colin and Lincoln were the only two people in the entire house who didn't have plans for the day. They were therefore given the responsibility of watching over their baby sister, Lily, while Mrs Loud was at the mall.

"Ok, I have a list of stuff you need to do. It's pretty simple, really. All you need to do is feed her, change her diaper, and put her down for a nap. I'm sure you can do all of that, you two."

"Please! I had to take care of Chica all the time back home, mom! And I was 5..." his voice trailed off as he talked about his family... his first family...

"I think we got it, mom. Have fun at the mall!" Lincoln said as his mother walked out the door. He quickly shut the door behind him and looked at Colin.

"Are you thinking what I'm thinking, dude?"

"Ummm... All day video game marathon?"

"Aw, yeah, man!"

"Wait, shouldn't we check on Lily first?"

"Actually, I have a solution for that," Lincoln said as he picked up the baby. He handed I her to Colin, saying, "Hold her for a minute. I have to make a phone call." He then went to the kitchen, presumably to call someone.

He led Lily in his arms, actually paying attention to her for the first time.

"Heh, you're not that bad, Chica. You're actually kinda cute." Colin hadn't had much experience with babies before, not since he was 5 and taking care of Chica. He held her up until they were face to face.

"Can you say, Colin? Col-in. Col-AH!" he shouted as Lily bit his nose.

"What? What's wrong?!" Lincoln said, running into the room, phone in hand.

"Nothing," he said, still in pain. "She just bit me on the nose, that's all."

"Colin, you're bleeding!"

He took his hand off his nose, seeing that it was colored crimson.

"God damn it, get me a towel, chico," he said, sending Lincoln back into the kitchen.

"I hope that whoever Lincoln calls, they don't have to find out what this feels like..."

15 Minutes Later...

"Don't worry, guys. I know how to take care of babies," Clyde said as he held Lily in his arms. "I've read every book and magazine in Dr Lopez's office about it!"

"Good to hear," mumbled Colin, now wearing a bandage on his nose. He had stopped the bleeding for the time being, but it still felt like his nose had been run over by a cement truck.

"Alright! Thanks, Clyde! I'll call you when we need her back!" Lincoln yelled as Clyde and Lily walked to Clyde house.

"Are you ready for this day to be AWESOME, Colin?!"

"Lets. GET IT!" Colin yelled.

2 And A Half Hours Later...

"Dude..."

"That...was..."

"FREAKING EPIC?!"

"HELL YEAH, CHICO!"

Both Colin and Lincoln sat on the couch, the living room completely trashed, soda bottles and potato chip bags lying everywhere. They had played for at least 2 hours, each match they played slowly making them forget about how they left Lily with Clyde.

Ring!

"That's my phone," Colin said as he picked up his phone.

"Hello?"

"Hi, Colin! I'm coming home! How was Lily?"

"Who? I mean, uh, she was GREAT!" Colin said, slowly starting to panic inside as he realized that Lily wasn't there.

"Good! I'm just leaving! I'll be there in about 10 minutes!"

"Great... see ya, madre," he said as he hung up, then he quickly turned to Lincoln.

"We need to get Lily. Now!"

"Ok, you stay here and clean. I'll go to Clydes and get Lily!"

"Hurry up!" Colin shouted out the door as Lincoln ran. Looking back to the mess the two had made, he mumbled, "I'm gonna need a pretty big bag..."

7 Minutes Later...

"Colin! we can't find Lily!"

"What?!" Colin said as he looked up to see both Lincoln and Clyde.

"I swear she was taking a nap when I checked on her 5 minutes ago! She must've gotten out!"

"Oh, sh*t oh sh*t oh sh*t..." Colin mumbled as they ran to Clyde house to search for the missing baby. "Where was she sleeping at?!"

"Uh, right here in the living room!"

"LILY? WHERE ARE YOU, CHICA?" he yelled. They then all heard a small sound coming from the basement, like a laugh.

"She's downstairs!" Lincoln said as they ran to the basement.

When they got to the base of the steps, they saw Lily climbing into a a basket of dirty clothes.

"Lily! You're alright!" Colin said as he ran over to pick up his baby sister. She laughed when she saw the bandage on the bridge of his nose.

"Yeah, yeah, very funny. Now we gotta get you home, or else mom won't be to hap- MOM!" Both Colin and Lincoln realized that they had to get home before their mother did, or else they would be in big trouble.

"Gotta go, Clyde! Thanks for watching Lily!" Lincoln shouted as he, Colin, and Lily ran out the door to their house.

They got home just in time, for their mom had just pulled up to the house, with 9 sisters all in the car.

"Thank god!" Colin mumbled as the sisters and their mother came into the house.

"How was Lily, you two?"

"Oh, she was alright, I guess. She was sorta trouble today, but not too-"

"Wait a minute..." Mrs Loud said to Colin.

"Oh, shit," Colin mumbled, knowing that he'd been caught.

"Why do you have a bandage on your nose?"

"Oh, this?" He said, slightly relieved. "Oh, Lily just bit me and I got a band aid. No big deal."

"Well, I'm glad to see that you two had no problems with her! I should go out more often, in fact..." she said as she walked into the kitchen to make dinner.

"Oh, thank the lord!" Lincoln said as he sat down, exhausted from the adventure they had just had.

"Dude... let's never do that again. Please."

"Deal," Lincoln said as they both walked back to their rooms.

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