(Disclaimer: One Piece belongs to Eiichiro Oda, obviously. The song "Get Me Off" belongs to Basement Jaxx.)

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Get Me Off

I want to undress you

Wanna caress you, wanna caress you

Don't wanna be coy

It's time to get me off...

Kid watched as Law moved sensually on the dancefloor; attracting the attention of many guys around him, much to the redhead's dismay. He knew that he had no right to whine seeing as he was the one who refused to join Law even though he repeatedly asked him to; even shaking off the brunette's arm when he tried to pull him towards the dancefloor. Still, it didn't mean he couldn't growl at those bastards that dared to ogle his perfect boyfriend.

Come on baby, thrust me, trust me, get me off

You're my poison and I cannot get enough

Law didn't seem to realize or care about the hungry stares he was getting. He had his eyes closed, an expression of bliss plastered across his face while he moved his hips in such a hypnotising manner, making Kid wonder where he had learnt to do it. Then again, Kid reckoned it just came to him naturally. Law had always been extremely flexible... Which wasn't a good train of thought to have at this particular place and time.

Get me off

Get me off

You got to get me off!

Kid gritted his teeth as a tall blonde guy suddenly appeared seemingly out of nowhere behind Law and casually laid his hand on the surgeon's shoulder. When Law turned around to see what was going on, the blonde leaned down to whisper something in his ear. Kid put his glass down before he crushed it in his palm and pushed himself off the counter he had been leaning on. With slow but sure steps, he reached to the center of the dancefloor where Law had stopped dancing and was frowning up at the blonde guy.

The music's pumpin and I wish you'd do the same to me

You`re so freaky, treat me, make me come

Oh baby baby please

You got to get me off!

"If you value that hand, I suggest you fucking take it off my boyfriend."

The guy looked up, surprise evident in his eyes as he looked Kid up and down and obviously decided that the redhead, in fact, wasn't joking. He looked back at Law's stony face and slowly raised both his hands in surrender; rolling his eyes before turning around and swiftly dissapearing behind the others on the floor.

"Fucking asshole..." he turned his attention back to Law to see him still frowning.

"I can take care of myself just fine, you know." He was turning his head away from his boyfriend angrily when Kid softly gripped his chin to stop him. He lowered his head down and softly kissed him, not caring about the stares they were getting as he deepened the kiss in the middle of the dancefloor.

"I do know that. Doesn't mean that will stop me from snarling at anyone that is stupid enough to think they can have a piece of you."

Law looked like he was torn between keeping the frown and letting out a laugh. He settled for shaking his head and throwing his arms around the tall redhead's neck and raising on his tiptoes to whisper in his ear.

"Well,guess we should do it properly then. Now that you've saved me from the big bad guy, shouldn't you be carrying me to our safe bed?"

Kid groaned and wrapped his muscular arms around Law's back, pulling him flush against his chest.

"Thought you'd never ask..."

Law let out a yelp as Kid suddenly grabbed under his ass and raised him up, making the brunette wrap his legs around his waist and tighten his hold on Kid's neck.

"O-oi! We're in the middle of- I didn't mean carrying literally-!"

Kid let out a laugh.

"You thought I'd miss a chance like this? Suck it up, Trafalgar!"

Law didn't complain again on the rest of the way back home. They both knew he secretly loved every second of it anyway.