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John, are you still at home? – SH

For now. Why? JW

But I asked you to meet me here. I needed your help – SH

You did? Oh. Sorry. I was heading out to the cinema with Mike. That new Bond movie is out and you don't want to see it. Where are you? - JW

I can't tell you now – SH

Okay. Wait…what? – JW

I...I needed you. Now it's too late. – SH

Why? What happened, Sherlock? Are you okay? Are you hurt Damn it Sherlock answer me! JW

Well of course I'm hurt John! I'm hurt that you would rather go and watch a ridiculous spy film than be with me when I needed you! – SH

You should go and watch Mycroft at work, at least he's believable - SH

I won't be able to text much longer – SH

Oh for fuck's sake Sherlock, you great arse! Tell me where the fuck you are! Are you bleeding? For God's sake I cannot leave you alone for a second. JW

I'm at the station :( - SH

I managed to sneak my phone in with me but if they catch me I'm in trouble – SH

Sherlock, what do you mean you are at the station? Use small words for my tiny brain and tell me, this minute, what the hell happened. I swear I am going to kill you one of these days. JW

I'm in a cell. There! Small enough words for you? - SH

Can't tell you what happened – SH

Obviously you ticked Lestrade off. What did you do? Deduce him? Again? Or did you clock Anderson? - JW

What? No! I deduced the naked dead body - that's all! - SH

Well, maybe not quite all - SH

Actually, that's why I'm in a police cell – SH

Sherlock! WHAT DID YOU DO!

I told him what the man had been up to - that was all I did. Why are you angry too? You weren't there! You should have been there, you could have backed me up – SH

I am angry because I now have to come down to the station and bail you out. I'm angry because when you are unsupervised you are like a toddler in a toy shop, I'm angry because I WAS going to have a nice, quiet relaxing evening. I'm angry because sometimes you worry me sick! Do I want to know what you said about the dead man? Do I? I don't know. Yes, Oh god. How bad was it?

Um. It was bad. It was very bad - SH

In fact John, you probably don't want to come down and get me out. I think I'd better...no, I can't ask him. John, is Mrs Hudson home? – SH

SHERLOCK! For all that's Holy and the Saints in between, you are going to tell me what you did this minute. Mrs. Hudson isn't home and if she was she would not come to get you. Mycroft will not come to get you. I will come down there right this minute and bail you out, but you WILL TELL ME! Or even your git brother won't be able to find you when I am through with you!:(

I told him that the victim and his boyfriend had been making love, that the victim had been lying on his side with one leg hooked over his lover's shoulder while the man took him, and that he'd had a heart attack in flagranti. Lestrade asked how I knew about the position - so I told him - SH

John, it would be much better if you send Mrs Hudson to get me out. Find out where she is and send her along – SH

You

You told

In front

I'mgoingtokillyou

But John, I only said that you sometimes got that carpet burn pattern on your hip too. And I was quiet when I told him. - SH

That's not why he had me thrown in the cell – SH

When I get you home we are going to have a talk about what you can and cannot say to Greg about what we do WHEN WE ARE HAVING SEX!

Now I am going to ask you FOR THE LAST TIME, Sherlock, what the ever loving fuck did you, say, do, think, plan that had you thrown IN THE GOD DAMN CELL?

If you don't tell me I am calling your mother.

I was just leaving the scene, and I remembered something. So I called back across the room that if he was still unsure about those burns he should check out Mycroft next time they do that… - SH