Ah, Valentines Day. The perfect time to either curl up with your sweetheart on the couch, take them out to a nice romantic dinner, or in a lot of cases (Including the narrators,) sitting alone in your basement eating a pint of Ben and Jerry's ice cream. Fortunately for Colin Gomez, he was part of the former group (But only known to a few people.)

"Chicos, I am excited!" He told Clyde and his "brother" Lincoln as they walked home from school.

"Uh, what do you have to be excited about, Colin? It's just Valentines Day. Nothing big." Obviously, Clyde didn't know about Colin and Luna. In fact, only their most trusted friends knew.

"Oh, but I have reasons this year, Clyde! This year, I-"

"Oh, so you like a girl and want to surprise her?"

"What? No, no, no!" He said, realizing the mess he had made. "I, uh, mean, YES! Yeah, there's a girl I may have a bit of a crush on. No biggie."

"Really?" He said, suspicion in his voice. "Well, who is it?"

"Uh...um..."

10 Minutes Later...

"You told him WHAT?!" Luna asked Colin as they sat in her room.

"I told him that I was, uh, planning a surprise for-"

"Why would you tell him about us?!"

"I didn't! I'm not dumb!"

"So who exactly did you tell him?"

"Oh, just Lori. Nothing bi-" he stopped as he was grabbed by her.

"WHAT?!"

"L-L-Lori!" He said as he was shook. "I just said that it was Lori! He seemed a little mad as he got oto his house, though..."

"Love, do you have ANY idea about Clyde?"

"What?"

"Clyde has a massive crush on Lori! That's why he was mad at you!"

"What?! Why didn't I know that?!"

"Because you're stupid?"

"Hey, I'm not that stupid, Luna. I mean, considering I'm dating you and all..."

"Oh, knock it off, Colin. This is serious!"

"Ok, ok, sorry. So what do we do?"

"I'm sorry, WE? You're on your own, Love. You got yourself into this mess, now you have to fix it."

"Great. Just wonderful," he said as he walked out of the room. "How do I convince Clyde that I don't like Lori?"

5 Minutes Later...

"It's simple, really. Tell him you don't like me," Lori said as she texted on her phone.

"But it isn't that simple! I said that I have something planned! And I don't think I can back out of it, now!"

"And WHY exactly can't you?"

"Chica, I don't back out of things. Absolutely not. I'm in too deep, this time."

"Look, Colin, if you don't want to draw suspicion to you and Luna, then why didn't you just keep your mouth shut to Clyde?"

"Well, he's a good kid! I don't want to NOT tell him about Luna, but I just can't right now. Not there."

"Colin, if you trust Clyde, then you should just tell him. It's that simple, don't you think?"

"Well, I, uh, gee, I..."

"Exactly. Now get out of my room. I have to get ready to go out with Bobby."

"So she was no help, I see," he mumbled as he once again closed the door behind him. "Now, who else can I go to?"

1 Hour Later...

"Dude, why didn't you tell me that you liked my girlfriend?" Bobby said over the phone.

"Well, that's the thing! I don't like her like that! And I don't know what to do! Because I'm dating Luna!"

"I know that, dude! You have a big problem here, don't you?"

"Uh, yeah! What do you think I should do?"

"Hmm... I got it! How about you just come with me and Lori to our date that night? That could be the surprise factor to it!"

"Really? You'd let me do that?"

"Yeah, sure, dude! And you can bring Luna along, too. We can make arrangements, I think..."

"Wait. Won't Clyde get suspicious I'd he sees me with Luna?"

"Hmm, good point. How about..."

30 Minutes Later...

"WHAT?!"

"Lori, I'm breaking up with you. But just for Valentines Day, babe! I'm hel-"

"HOW COULD YOU, BO BOO BEAR?!" she said, tears coming to her eyes.

"No, wait, Lori! It's not for re-"

"Was it something I did?! Or was it-"

"No, no! It's just, like, a trick! You know, like a delusion!"

"Huh?"

"-sigh- Look, I'm not good at explaining things. Here's the plan: Colin is with Lincoln at Clyde house. He's gonna off handedly comment that we broke up, and that Colin and you are going to dinner that night. That way, you can drive him too the restaurant,and I'll get Luna and meet you there. We go, we enjoy our night, and we come back! Problem solved!"

"Boo boo bear, that is probably the most ridiculous plan I've ever heard."

"But that's it! It's so stupid, it works!"

"Oh, Bobby... so we're still having dinner that night?"

"You bet, Babe. And even Colin can't change that."

"Aw, Boo Boo Bear! That is literally the sweetest thing you've ever said!" She said as she wrapped her boyfriend in a hug.

"Really? Not even all the I love yous and the... oh, hey, Luna!" He said as Luna walked down the stairs.

"Where's Colin? He said that he had to tell me something..."

"Oh, he's, uh, occupied right now. But I have an idea. How would you two like to..."

Meanwhile, Clydes House...

"What?! Lori is single?!"

"Uh, yeah! Totally single!"

"YES!" Clyde shouted as they sat in his living room. "I've been waiting for this moment for all my life! And I think I actually felt that this would happen, Colin!"

"Really? How?"

"Oh, I don't know. I guess I just felt it in the air... anyway, what should I I do for valentine's day? A date? Dinner? 's movie?"

"Clyde, I don't think you should make a move for her, bud."

"Why?"

"Well, uh, I may have already, sorta, you know, asked her to dinner..."

"Wait, seriously?" He said, a look of disappointment coming to his face.

"Yeah, sorry, bud," Colin told him. "But if things don't work out between us, then MAYBE I could put in a good word for you to her..."

"Hmm... you drive a hard bargain, Colin, but I'm in."

"Uh, ok? That wasnt really a hard bargain, but awesome! See you later, chico!" He said as he walked out the front door. As soon as he did, however, Clyde turned his back to him.

"So, Lori and COLIN?! Ha! No way that's gonna play out right! Well, but there IS that possibility, though, that...NO! I can't think like that!" He said, pacing around the room. "I have to do SOMETHING about this! But what can I do?"

He thought for a minute about the possibilities before snapping his fingers. He had an idea. An EVIL idea.

"Hmm...not exactly morally justified...but of course, drastic situations call for drastic solutions."

He went to his room, where he ghad set up a shrine to his crush. He gazed at the picture of her, feeling dizzy as he imagined her.

"Lori, you WILL be mine. No matter what! Oh, no..." he said as he thought too hard of her. His nose bled, and after a minute, he fainted onto his bed, asleep.

Everyone please welcome back my OC, Colin! This is just a 2 part episode, put I'm still open to special chapters, and POSSIBLY a sequel. Until then, enjoy this one, even though it's still a few weeks before Valentine's Day. Hasta la vista, from Rsizzle34.