I'm so excited to finally get back to this. For three years I've been trying to kick myself back into rewriting The Choppy Enquirer, and making it at the level of quality it truly deserves. There will be a few changes to the plot line, so look out for that. I'm not confident that anyone might be updated on this when the time comes, but even if I don't have a single viewer, I know this is a story I have to complete. For Felix's character if nothing else, and beyond that, to prove I can actually do it. Here's the link to the rewrite on AO3. I've just posted the prologue. I'm sure you all will notice the difference between the original and this new version, while understanding that the new is going to be far better than the old. Thank you, and feel free to let me know what you think.