(Welcome back again guys, things are getting off to a good start for the boys, but more hilarity will ensue for them.)
Current Harem so far
Negi: Kaede, Ayaka, Makie, Ako, Akira
Dustin: Mana, Zazie, Chao, Yuna, Sakurako
The morning after the boys arrival they were on their way to their class while Dustin was dancing his way there, "Celebrate good times come on! It's a celebration." Dustin sang as he glided around the hall.
"You seem rather energetic this morning Dustin." Negi noticed.
"And you're not, come on man this is our first full day teaching." Dustin replied.
"I know I just hope it goes well." Negi feared.
Meanwhile inside 2A the girls were engaging in their morning gossip while around the back row Asuna sat brooding and grumbling, "Man this bites ever since those twerps came here it's been a disaster. We gotta find a way to get rid of them somehow."
Konoka giggled, "Come on Negi-kun and Dustin-kun aren't so bad I think they're kinda cute."
"Puppies are cute!" Asuna retorted.
Suddenly the students saw Negi and Dustin walk in and they headed for their respective seats. "All rise and bow." Ayaka ordered.
"Ohayou Negi-sensei and Dustin-sensei!"
"Ohayou girls." Negi replied back.
"Top of the morning to ya ladies." Dustin greeted them.
"Be seated." Ayaka ordered and the girls sat down.
"Now then for the beginning of the term me and Dustin have put together a pop quiz to determine where you rank in compared to last year." Negi began as several students groaned at the sound of pop quiz, five in particular.
"Yes-yes we know the dreaded pop quiz, but don't worry this is just to determine your ranking as of now." Dustin assured them as he distributed test papers to the students.
"You all have an hour to complete this quiz and don't rush yourselves." Negi instructed while Dustin checked his watch, "And go!"
The students started writing while Negi and Dustin waited patiently. Soon an hour came to pass and Dustin checked his watch, "Times up pencils down!" The girls did so.
"Everyone pass your papers to the front and while me and Dustin grade them you all study chapter four in your textbooks." Negi instructed.
Dustin took the papers bringing them up to the teacher's desk where he and Negi took out a red pen each, "I've waited so long to do this." Dustin snickered.
While the girls started studying from their texts Negi and Dustin started grading the girl's quizzes with Dustin grinning as he graded some. About half an hour later Negi spoke, "Ok girls form a line and come up to get your quizzes." The girls stood up forming a long line.
"We have to say some of you have proven to be very intelligent, others so-so, but some have proven to be failures," Dustin acted disappointed to get a rise out of them, "Whoever scores under thirty will be staying after school for a study group."
As the girls collected their quizzes most of them sighed with relief while some groaned for having low scores but not under thirty percent. Five girls in particular however let their heads drop.
After class was over the five students that scored under thirty percent consisted of Kaede, Ku, Yue, Makie, and Asuna. "Alright girls we'll have a ten question quiz, you'll be permitted to leave as soon as you score a six or higher." Negi instructed as Ku, Kaede, and Makie nodded while smiling, Yue kept her blank look, while Asuna snorted and looked away making Dustin frown at her disrespect.
Sitting in the back closest to the windows were Haruna and Nodoka waiting for Yue, while on the other side were Yuna, Ako, Akira, Ayaka, and Sakurako. The sports girls waited for Makie since they head for the gym together. Ayaka stayed behind to make sure Asuna didn't make trouble, while Sakurako didn't have cheer practice with Kakizaki and Madoka for another hour.
Asuna sat as grumpy as always; she never minded the after-class sessions before, but that was only because Takahata taught them. Even after his talk to her, Asuna still didn't like Negi or Dustin, let alone accept them as teachers. 'I hate this. …But the sooner I pass this dumb quiz, the sooner I can get outta here and away from the brats.'
After handing out the quiz papers, Negi returned to his desk. "You may begin, and please take your time. There's no hurry."
"Do well." Dustin said as he kicked back in a chair pulling out a comic to read.
Less than two minutes into the quiz Yue put down her pencil and got up to hand her quiz paper to Negi. "I'm done," she said in her usual neutral tone.
Negi and Dustin blinked, but took the paper and then got out a red marker. "That was quite fast, Yue-san," It took him a minute to finally mark something on the quiz before he wrote and circled her grade, handing the paper back to her. "You got a nine; congratulations. You're free to go."
"Not bad Yue-san." Dustin smiled.
Yue just bowed. "Arigato, senseis."
Negi and Dustin watched her go to the door, "Ain't she a ray of sunshine?" Dustin asked Negi.
Haruna smiling approached them, "Don't mind her, sensei; Yue's always like this. She hardly ever smiles, and she is rather brilliant. She's just… lazy."
"Come on, Haruna, let's hit the library. We're late enough as it is." Yue said from the doorway.
"Hai, excuse us Negi-sensei and Dustin-sensei." And so the three Library Club members left the room.
Ayaka smirked seeing Yue leave, 'One Baka down and four to go. Maybe after this I can ask Negi-sensei to a romantic dinner for two.' She thought joyfully but frowned seeing Asuna struggle, 'That is if that monkey doesn't keep him or Dustin-sensei here all day.'
Ku Fei dropped her pencil and raised her quiz, "All done!"
"Me too, I rocked!" Makie cheered.
"Same here!" Kaede called.
After grading them Negi spoke, "Ku Fei-san an eight, Makie-san and Kaede-san a five."
Kaede and Makie chuckled sheepishly as Ku spoke, "Me Chinese learning both Japanese and English is hard enough, bye!" the Chinese girl left.
"Alright here ya go." Asuna grumbled putting her paper on the prof's desk.
Negi and Dustin checked them over with Dustin hoping to keep her back longer just to tease her but sighed when Negi marked her test, "Well Asuna-san you got a six…" before Negi could finish Asuna grabbed her quiz, bowed silently, and bolted, 'Yes freedom!' she thought.
"That Asuna," Ayaka growled under her breath, "How dare she just take off like that without even showing Negi-sensei any respect."
"Let it go Iincho she obviously ain't worth it." Dustin replied.
"Wow, Negi-kun and Dustin-kun," Sakurako gasped aloud, "Your teachings must have gotten to Asuna's head if she passed on the first try; with Takahata-sensei it normally took her four or five tries."
"Well somehow we have the feeling it was more than our teachings." Dustin replied knowing she just wanted to get out of here and away from them.
"Alright Makie-san and Kaede-san we'll have a few lessons now before you try again." Negi instructed.
"Let us know if we're in the way and we'll leave, sensei," Ayaka spoke up on behalf of herself, Sakurako, and the sports girls.
"No trouble at all girls; you've been quiet during this session and I'm grateful for it." Negi said.
"Yeah just keep it silent and everything will be alright." Dustin added.
Negi and Dustin quickly gave a lesson before handing out new quiz papers, with different questions this time. Within five minutes, both handed them their papers. "Better results this time. Makie-san you got a seven and Kaede-san a five."
"Yay!" Makie cheered.
"I should at least hope you try better next time Makie-san." Dustin said resting his cheek on his hand with his elbow on the table.
"I will." Makie giggled as she was about to leave with the sports girls until Takahata entered with Asuna.
"Well nice job boys," he said with a smile and an unlit cigarette between his lips. "Down to just Kaede-san, I see."
"Oh, they're wonderful, Takahata-sensei," Ayaka spoke up and approached.
"Yeah they even got Asuna taken care of on the first try." Yuna added.
"So I saw when I ran into her earlier. I brought her back because she forgot something," Takahata turned to Asuna with a smile. "Didn't you, Asuna?"
With a slight frown, Asuna looked at Negi and Dustin and quickly bowed. "Gomen nasai, Negi and Dustin… sensei… I meant to thank you before leaving."
Negi and Dustin bowed in return, "No problem at all Asuna-san." Negi said.
Takahata turned to Negi, "Say, Negi, rather than you and Kaede-san staying here and going over lessons again, you two could take it back to your room. Since you're staying with her, I don't see the harm in that."
"But what about Dustin?" Negi asked.
"Don't worry Negi Mana-san and Zazie-san are at their own after school activities. I can find something to do." Dustin replied.
Ayaka didn't like the idea of Kaede and Negi alone together, "Uh, would Negi-sensei mind if I tagged along? Now that I think of it, I would like to go over some of today's lessons with him..."
"Me too, me too," Sakurako sang.
"And us!" Makie cheered on behalf of her and her friends.
But Takahata shook his head at them, "Sorry girls; that would be a bit rude since Negi needs to focus on Kaede first and foremost. And don't you all have club activities to get to?"
The girls remembered and groaned in disappointment as Negi spoke, "So sorry girls, but perhaps maybe some other… other… ah… ah…"
Takahata's and Dustin's eyes widened; they'd seen Negi sneeze before and, given Negi was a wind-based wizard, knew what was going to happen. Acting on instinct, they stepped aside quickly.
"AH-CHOOOO!"
The sounds of clothing being ripped off filled the room as Asuna, Sakurako, Ayaka Makie, Yuna, Ako, and Akira were reduced to their underwear in seconds. They stood frozen in shock by what had just happened.
"Nosebleed!" Dustin lifted his head up and plugged his nose before turning around with Negi and Takahata so they wouldn't stare.
"Sorry." Negi muttered.
"Geshundheit." Sakurako finally broke the silence as the girls covered themselves and retrieved their clothes while Asuna being closer in the line of fire ended up having her clothes completely torn to pieces from the cutting wind.
"Where did that freaky breeze come from?" Ako asked redoing her top.
"I don't know, and the windows are closed." Yuna added.
Asuna glared daggers at Negi. She knew somehow it was his fault, unlike her stunned classmates. And now Takahata had seen her in her underwear, especially her wool bear panties made it all the more embarrassing for her, 'That ecchi bastard will pay!'
Kaede who was off to the side hadn't been affected by the wind but stifled a laugh at what just happened. Soon the girls were dressed again while Asuna was given some exercising sweats from the closet.
"Alright girls off you go now." Takahata dismissed all but Kaede.
"Well Dustin I'll see you later." Negi said.
"Sure thing buddy," Dustin said throwing off his suit and was wearing his street clothes from before, "Now time to find me some action." He got ready to leave until he felt Sakurako tug on the collar of his jacket.
"How about coming to watch me at cheer practice Dustin-kun?"
"Really, I mean I wouldn't want to be in the way." Dustin acted modest to cover up him really wanting to accept her offer.
"Don't be silly, Kakizaki and Madoka would love to have you watch us." Sakurako patted his head.
"Well then lead the way." Dustin said as Sakurako showed him off.
Kaede stood up collecting her things as did Negi, "Shall we go Negi?"
"Hai." Negi nodded as the two left.
Meanwhile Sakurako showed Dustin to the sports field where numerous students were practicing in their sports clubs. Dustin whistled, "Wow you girls sure do work hard."
"Of course, how else do you think we get in shape?" Sakurako posed for him.
"I thought you were born like that." Dustin smiled.
"Oh you sweetie!" Sakurako pinched his face as he blushed.
"Ok-ok ease up on the face." Dustin chuckled.
"Sakurako!" Madoka called as she and Kakizaki approached, "About time you arrived."
"Sorry girls kinda got sidetracked." Sakurako rubbed the back of her head sheepishly.
The two cheerleaders spotted their second teacher, "Dustin-sensei what brings you here?" Madoka asked.
"Sakurako-san invited me here, not a problem I hope."
"Not at all we could use someone to watch and see how we do." Kakizaki said.
"Well let's go get changed, you wait here Dustin-kun and no peeking." Madoka playfully waved a finger at him.
"Scouts honor." Dustin saluted them as he waited for them to change into uniform. When they got out Dustin felt his heart race seeing how gorgeous they looked in their cheerleading uniforms.
The girls seeing his reaction smirked and posed, "Like what you see Dustin-kun?" Sakurako winked.
"I would be lying if I said no." Dustin replied.
"You act as if you've never seen a cheerleader before." Kakizaki noticed.
"Yeah don't they have sports at Harvard?" Madoka asked.
"Oh yeah they do, but the cheerleaders at Harvard were nothing compared to you three." Dustin replied.
The three girls blushed, "Isn't he sweet?" Sakurako cooed.
Madoka came to her senses, "Come on girls we need to practice." She turned on a radio playing some fast pace music as they begun cheer routines.
Dustin watched as they performed with skill, grace, form, and movement. When they finished one of their routines they stopped for a breather while Dustin clapped, "Bravo! What a splendid display girls, you definitely have the moves of the Harvard cheer squad beat."
"Oh stop you're embarrassing us." Kakizaki said with a blush.
Sakurako's head suddenly shot up as if she was having a brain blast, "Girls I got an idea why don't we teach Dustin-kun here some moves?"
"What?" the girls asked.
"Me?" Dustin asked.
"Sure after all you were looking for some entertainment weren't you?"
"Well yeah I said that but I didn't think my body can… Well why not it'll help me pass the time…" he noticed Kakizaki eyeing him as if she was measuring him up, "I'm not wearing your outfits though!"
"Darn." Kakizaki sighed.
Soon after giving Dustin some extra pom-poms he was practicing some routines with the three cheerleaders trying to follow along with them though he was finding it difficult to do most splits and such, in fact he couldn't do a split at all. After their practice Dustin was sitting down rubbing his legs, "Well girls thanks for the workout."
"Our pleasure, we'll have to do it again sometime." Sakurako offered.
"Yeah call me." Dustin said as he started walking away with his legs spread apart due to his sore calves.
Dustin made it all the way back to the dorms until he saw Kaede walking with Negi who looked nervous, "What's the deal?"
"I was showing Negi to the bathhouse, he hasn't bathed since you boys arrived." Kaede explained.
Dustin smirked, "Ah yes, though unfortunately Negi has a slight discomfort with bathing, mainly because people try to wash him too much."
"I have a sensitive scalp." Negi moaned.
"Relax Negi I've seen where the bathhouse is, I'll take you to it so you can clean yourself. Kaede you tell Mana and Zazie where I am." Dustin said.
"Ok we'll meet up with you two soon." Kaede said as she went down to Mana and Zazie's room.
"Come on Negi let's get cleaned up." Dustin walked with Negi down a few levels of the dorms.
When they got to the changing rooms the boys started to undress themselves, "So how was cheer practice with Shiina-san?" Negi asked Dustin while unbuttoning his shirt.
"It was a pain on my calves." Dustin groaned as he removed his shirt and turned to face Negi. Negi looked at Dustin seeing a cleverly large bandage patch where his heart was, and the bandage was carefully colored to look like his skin.
"Oh Dustin I am sorry that you…" Negi began looking teary eyed.
"What this?" Dustin touched where the patch was, "Come on Negi it's all in the past, I'm over it for real. Come on let's check out the baths."
Soon they walked inside the room with their waists wrapped in towels while Negi wasn't wearing his glasses and his hair pout of its ponytail. They looked around in wonderment for the bathhouse that was very spacious. In the middle was a giant pool, off to the side were a few Jacuzzis and stalls. Several small island bases with plants and palm trees stood out near and in the main tub, to give tropical feeling to the place along with a small amount of steam filling the air.
"Oh wow, it's like a paradise." Dustin gasped.
"Remarkable." Negi gasped as he looked around.
"A huge pool with our names on it," Dustin nudged Negi before running to the edge, "BANZAI!" he jumped in. He emerged from the water shaking his hair around like a dog, "Whoa its warm!"
Negi slowly stepped into the bathwater, allowing his young body to adjust to the temperature, "Ooh this is nice."
"We definitely got to come down here more often." Dustin said as he swam around a bit.
The two did a bit of soaking before they got out and went to the stalls to soap up. They sat on stools while Negi washed Dustin's back, "I just hope we don't come down here while other are using it." The English boy spoke.
"Yeah, you can imagine their reaction, alright turn," Dustin said as Negi turned and Dustin started washing his back. Soon they heard footsteps approaching, "Oh Kaede, Mana, and Zazie must've finally gotten a chance to come down here."
"Then why does it sound like there's more?" Negi asked worried.
Dustin listened and gasped, "Oh no, it's the other girls!"
"What do we do?" Negi began to panic.
"Hide!" Dustin grabbed Negi as they dove back into the main bath and hid behind the island platform in it.
They watched as just about all of class 2A entered the bath carrying cleaning supplies, and their bodies wrapped in towels, while some held their towels to their bodies, and some didn't wear them at all. Negi and Dustin peeked out from behind the platform watching the girls get cleaned up.
"This is very wrong." Negi whispered to Dustin.
"Those girls are too free with the body." Dustin panted.
Over by the stalls Ayaka was talking to Konoka, "Konoka why is it that Dean Konoe assigned Kaede-san and Mana-san to be the ones to have our senseis room with them?"
"It's what grandfather wanted Ayaka, who am I to question his choices?" Konoka asked.
"Actually I sort of agree with Ayaka," Haruna began, "I think Negi-kun and Dustin-kun should be in more suitable livings like with us right Nodoka?"
Nodoka blushed not knowing what to say until Ayaka retorted, "Hold on there Paru you can't just go on deciding something like that. If anything Negi-sensei and Dustin-sensei require someone with maternal instincts and inherit femininity to look after them, someone with perfectly motherly proportions inside and out."
"But my breasts are bigger ya see!" Haruna put in.
"So is that a challenge Paru, then I shall accept!" Ayaka declared standing up.
"What's going on?" Chizuru asked as Yue spoke.
"It's hard to say but I think whoever has the biggest breasts gets to have Negi-sensei and Dustin-sensei."
Suddenly the whole class overheard and was itching to get in on it, "Gets to have them how?" Makie asked.
"So you get to do anything you want with him?" Ku Fei asked.
"You mean like doing you're homework?" Natsumi asked hopefully.
Watching was Mana and Kaede, "And they just ignore our presence." Mana said and Kaede chuckled.
Kaede then remembered, 'I wonder where Negi and Dustin are, I thought they'd still be here.'
The two boys watched looking uncomfortable; at least Negi looked more uncomfortable, "Is this really what girls talk about when they bathe?" Dustin asked.
"I don't even wanna know," Negi replied until he saw the exit wasn't blocked, "Dustin we can get out."
"Think we can wait, I'd like to see how this works out," Dustin said until Negi patted his shoulder, "Ok-ok, follow me." The two snuck around and stepped out of the bath tiptoeing passed the girls.
"I'm scared." Negi trembled as he crept.
"Keep it together Negi what matters is we slip out without a sound…" Dustin began but as they crept forward again, "ACHOO!" he accidentally sneezed.
This caught the attention of the girls who looked behind them spotting the boys who stood sheepishly, "Uh evening?" Negi asked nervously.
"Yo?" Dustin added in the same tone.
"NEGI-KUN AND DUSTIN-KUN ECCHI!"
The boys turned to each other, "Dustin what do we do?"
"We run!" Dustin cried as they turned to run only to run right into the breasts of two students. Negi ran right into Kakizaki's while Dustin ran into Yuna's.
"My you're so bold Dustin-kun." Yuna held him into her chest.
"If this is what you wanted Negi-kun, all you had to do was ask." Kakizaki wrapped her arms around Negi pulling him closer.
The boys cried all muffled as the girls gathered around wanting a piece of them until Mana called, "Alright enough."
They watched as Mana and Kaede approach, "I think our senseis need air don't you agree Akashi-san, Misa-san?"
The girls saw the boys faces were turning blue so they released them and they breathed heavily, "Wow." Dustin panted.
"Am I dead?" Negi asked dazed.
"No Negi, you're not." Kaede said.
The boys saw the girls surround them and they had to speak, "We're so sorry no one was here when we arrived, we hoped we'd be out before anyone else showed up!" Negi pleaded.
"So please if you have torture ideas to put us through go easy!" Dustin covered his head until Haruna spoke.
"Is that all?"
"Huh?" the boys eased up.
"Hey if you were here first then who're we to point fingers?" Kazumi asked.
"So you're not going to break us?" Dustin asked.
"Of course not Dustin-kun." Madoka said.
"And as long as you guys are here we can all bathe together." Makie added and the girls agreed.
"So then who gets to clean the senseis first?" Sakurako asked.
"Well as Iincho naturally I should..." Ayaka offered until Kaede stopped her.
"Sorry Iincho but since Negi and Dustin are staying with us it's only fair we should be allowed to."
Ayaka wanted to complain until Mana spoke, "Don't worry the rest of you can have a turn after us."
"Seriously?" Dustin gasped while Negi didn't sound comfy with that.
So the girls returned to their bathing while Negi and Dustin stood on stools once again as Kaede and Mana lathered them up and did their backs gently, "Hey this isn't bad at all." Negi enjoyed Kaede washing him.
"Hey I don't see any sign of that Asuna, not that I'm disappointed of course it's better she's not here." Dustin said.
"Asuna always goes to bed early she has a job very early delivering newspapers." Konoka explained as she washed up.
"She actually works?" Dustin asked but groaned feeling a bit of soap land near his eye from Mana shampooing his hair.
"Sorry about that." Mana said as she continued.
"No problem." Dustin said as he wrapped his arms around his torso nervously not wanting anyone to see the patch.
Soon after so much washing courtesy of their students Negi and Dustin were all cleaned up and headed back up to the dorm rooms. Negi had just gotten ready for bed, "Well that bath was quite an experience."
"Sorry we weren't down there earlier." Kaede apologized.
"No trouble at all Kaede-san, I just hope next time it won't be as well sneaky for me and Dustin." He said earning a laugh from his roommate.
Meanwhile with Dustin he was in the bathroom of his roommate's dorm room with a bag looking at himself in the mirror with his shirt off. "Guess it's time for a new patch," Dustin said removing the patch covering him revealing what was hidden underneath it was a metal core colored red surrounded by silver lining. "Two years since I got this, if not I wouldn't be here today." He said to himself as bent down reaching into his bag pulling out a new fresh patch. But as he stood back up he gawked seeing Mana's and Zazie's reflections in the mirror. He spun seeing they stood in the open doorway.
"Sorry but the door was partially opened." Mana said stoically.
"…" Zazie said.
"It's not what it looks like." Dustin said sheepishly.
(Kinda funny this one huh? Well it'll get funnier, but looks like Dustin has another secret that Mana and Zazie have walked in on. What is this secret? Find out next time.)