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The Endless Cycle of Disrespect

Ganondorf was a simple man with a simple ideal.

Disrespect held balance in the world. What did this mean to Ganondorf? To others, disrespect was merely a form of child's play. It was a poor man's way of something "screw you," and lacked class in too many ways. But to Ganondorf, disrespect was something more than just a childish thing.

No, it was not childish. To Ganondorf, disrespect generated the best kind of salt. It forced out angry tears from his victims. And not to mention, but disrespecting his opponents in Smash Brothers matches always filled him with a strange kind of glee that he could not put together. Disrespecting his opponents had no viable reason aside from demoralizing them.

The King of Evil slammed the mansion's entrance doors open as he ran in. As he charged towards the cafeteria, his eyes settled on Ness.

Ness?

Target acquired.

Ganondorf gave the kid "the boot" and continued running. He snickered as the young hero tumbled down the hallway to the gymnasium. Bonus points for toppling over Lucas.

Even more bonus points for kicking Lucas the other day towards Ness in the very same hallway.

His journey continued. Suddenly, Fox came into view. The Star Fox pilot carried a box full of volatile tools and materials for the construction of the indoor garden. As the King of Evil approached him, Fox's eyes widened.

"Ganondorf," he warned as he noticed the red-haired man of destruction taking a brief moment to stand still and pull his elbow away from the pilot. "Ganondorf, don't you da-"

The King of Evil sent his elbow crashing into the box, causing a massive explosion to erupt in the middle of the hallway to the cafeteria. As ashes of the box's contents soared across the hallway, Ganondorf snickered, completely unharmed, as he proceeded to march on once more. While the King of Evil left Fox to lay still in both saltiness and pain, Falco jumped out of nowhere and landed right next to his leader-in-command on one knee as he screamed, "Foooooooooooooooooooooooox!"

Needless to say, Falco left Fox without even helping him after screaming like a fool.

Every limb that belonged to Ganondorf yearned to break something. He laughed as soon as he arrived at the cafeteria.

"Guess what?" He asked everyone in the room. "You're all about to get bodied."

Wolf O' Donnell, a big rival of Fox McCloud, was a pretty laidback guy. Despite talking trash and being good at so many things (aside from beating Fox McCloud), he never really thought about going out his way to jump over someone and smash his or her head with electric feet.

So when Ganondorf did just that on him, Wolf pondered over the meaning of life and fell unconscious immediately. His body bounced against the ground and the ceiling multiple times before finally coming to a stop. Fear enveloped the Smash Brothers around him as he grinned. His grin was not that of a maniac's, but that of a man on a mission to purify everything around him with disrespect to bring out the natural salt that could cause natural salt to overflow out of the mansion. He wanted everyone to be angry just because he had nothing to do.

Captain Falcon entered the cafeteria right at the worst moment.

"Hey guys, what's going o-"

The King of Evil leapt over to him, grabbed his face with a hand covered in dark energy before causing a massive explosion to erupt from his body. The F-Zero pilot's body slammed against one of the walls in the hallway connected to the cafeteria, leaving a small crater at where he collided.

That day, Ganondorf leapt over many Smash Brothers contestants and kicked their heads with electric feet.

A year had passed since then.

Here he was, reading a newspaper by himself in the lobby. Every once in a while, he would have a duel with Captain Falcon, and no one would give a living crap about it. The fact that no one gave a crap about his antics inside the mansion killed his motivation to disrespect severely. The only place he was able to experience such vigor lay in the Smash Brothers matches themselves, and even then, he was unable to use all of his power freely.

Several new fighters had joined, including a boxer that had a stupidly immense amount of strength behind his attack strategies. Times sure had changed.

The King of Evil continued reading the newspaper he had and found an interesting headline.

"ABSOLUTE DE-DE-DESTRUCTION: GANONDORF SPIKES KING DEDEDE INTO THE DEPTHS OF BRINSTAR MORE THAN NECESSARY."

At first, he simply blinked.

Then he let out a menacing grin.

Some things never changed.

Throwing aside his newspaper, the King of Evil bolted up and kicked the couch he was sitting on at Ness, who just came out of the gymnasium. It was impossible to stop fearing disrespect. All the internal monologue he had just now?

It was all a ruse to mess with those who read his mind.

Ganondorf proceeded to use his Wizard's Foot to skate across the entire mansion and kicked as many people as he could.