Man, I totally overslept today, so I thought I could wake up to some SAO II. But you know what. It was delayed a few hours because of broadcasting issues. I'm so salty.

Disclaimer: I do not own Sword Art Online. Sword Art Online belongs to Reki Kawahara. I only own the OCs, weapon names, town names, and skill names.

Assassin Failure

1 week later

"Perfect!"

*Door to the Inn opens*

"Hey Yuu, what's perfect?"

"Oh, welcome back, you guys are just in time. I've been leveling my -Passive Skill- =Cooking= so I made a bunch of food to level up first. Now that my level's high enough, I can cook this A-Class ingredient I got while hunting."

"Yay! Yuusuke made us good food!"

"Oh, and guys, this is Heirogin. He's gonna be joining us in the meal."

"Yuu, you picked another person off the street, I swear one of these days you're going to get assassinated." Another one of Seiko's lectures.

"Ok, ok, I'll be careful, now, I just finished the main course. Let's eat."

"Wow Yuu, after how badly you beat me when we met, I would think you'd be the dominate one in the couple."

"Shut up Heirogin! It's not like that!" Maybe I really should've killed this guy instead of giving him mercy.

"Yuu, what does he mean by badly beat by you?"

"No no no no no no no, that's not what happened!"

"Then what did happen god-slayer?"

"Tarou this is not the time for you to be giving ridiculous nicknames! I'll tell you."

"Wait, before that, Yuu, why does he call you god-slayer, a little over the top isn't it?"

"I'll tell you!" Dammit Kyo, don't you dare tell him. "He beat the Floor 2 boss by himself!" Dammit Kyo!

"Woah!" Heirogin, don't you dare.

"I'm telling the story now ok, listen."

"It was maybe 5 hours ago. I was out grinding, since all of you had something to do, on my way back, I ran into Heirogin. He yelled something like 'I'm a Player-Killer, fear me! I'm gonna kill you now!' So of course he ran at me, but attacked with the most interesting weapons, so I was concentrated on studying how the weapon works for most of the fight, that's why I only dodged in the beginning, so I could get a view of it from multiple stand-points."

"Wait! You mean, I put everything I had into that fight and you were studying my weapon?!"

"Heirogin, shut up, I'm telling a story!"

"He used blades attached to the bottom of his arm and sides of his legs. So he had them on the sides so he could also have armor pads on the flats of his forearm, and his shin. So I realized he had a
-Unique Skill- it was called =Converge Point=. It allowed him to use armor as weapons, as to how he used metal coated gloves to try to punch me instead of a sword or axe. So in the instance he was attacking me, I realized I had to pick up some groceries or else we wouldn't have any dinner. So I drew my sword and smacked his hand with the flat of my blade, kinda like a teacher would with a ruler. He screamed like a little girl and yelled something like 'you were trying to hurt my babies' or something along the lines."

"So while he rushed at me in utter rage, I asked him if he was a player killer, why was his cursor green. He responded with something stupid like 'Shut up, I'm new ok?!' So he sped up while running at me, and tripped, fell straight on his face. Leaving him with an -Unconscious- Status. So I dragged him around while I bought my groceries, and came back here, he woke up maybe 2 hours ago and apologized and stuff like that. So we're cool now."

"Yuu, does that mean you actually did bring an assassin to our Inn?" Uh oh, I better not answer on instinct. Let's see, what can I say to not have her hit me?

"Yes." Dammit brain!

*Smack*

*Crash*

"Ow."

"Seiko, wasn't that a little harsh? You gave him 6 -Broken Bone- Statuses."

"Do you want the same Kyo?"

"No ma'am."

"I have a feeling I like it here. I think I'm gonna join your party!"

"What!?" Wow everyone but me said that at the same time.

"What? You can't blame me for wanting to know all the ships."

"What do you mean ships?"

"Don't worry about it Tarou. Nobody does ships with you in it."

"Oh."

"So, should I do the pairings now?"

"No!" Wow, everyone's linked again.

Wasn't that interesting, the plot was all I could come up with after waking up. So that's about all for now. Maybe I'll post another chapter tonight.