Check-up Time

"Kasumi Matsumoto, Raven Black?" came a voice. I turned around and saw a nurse walk up to us with her clipboard. She smiled. "It's my pleasure to be your accompaniment for today!"

"Thank you," we said politely.

"Then, please follow me for your height's and weight measurements."

We followed her, walking around the various students taking their physical examinations. Hikaru and Kaoru kept telling Kim, Haruhi and me that this was a normal physical examination, but that was just bullshit. There were hundreds of doctors and nurses, all ready to proceed with examinations. Kyoya later said that mostly everyone in this school had their family doctor here today, so it was just a formality this time and doing a favor for the school.

"Rich bastards," Haruhi, Kim and I had muttered to each other.

I stood under the scale first for the nurse to measure. Then Kim went after me.
"Hmm, 159.8 centimeters," she calculated, taking notes. "That's a couple centimeters below average height, so you might want to take a couple vitamins," she told me. I glowered at her for calling me short and just shut my eyes to the offense.

"Ms. Black is 220.1 centimeters," she said while calculating this in her head.

We nodded. Yeah, I was a little on the short side and Kim was on the tall side, But it's not my fault—blame the DNA.

"Oooo," said Hikaru, walking up from behind me.

"Someone's a little short..." his brother said. I rolled my eyes, momentarily glancing at them from the side. They weren't wearing any shirt at all. We paused and realized that girls were following them with hearts in their eyes.

"Hey," I whispered, "could you not follow us? We'd rather not have them anywhere near us." Pointing to the mob, I disdained them full heartedly.

"Nah, we know you two like it," said Kaoru, winking. Both twins stood, baring our view with their chests.

Okay, that's getting annoying. Not that I didn't admire their abs—I did. But really, do they NEED to flaunt it in front of both of us? I swear Kim was trying not to pounce on Kaoru, while giving the other girls a death glare. We turned and caught up with our nurse. The twins followed us and watched even as I stepped onto the scale. I sunk down alarmingly and the nurse looked up in shock. She fiddled with the weights on the scale, adding more and more to make it balanced.

"Finally," she said, "Wow, Kasumi-san. 170 pounds..." a little worried her scale was broken, she wrote it down quickly and had Kim come on the scale and repeated the process.

"Ms. Black, you are 174 pounds..."

As she wrote down the numbers for us both, the twins said—shocked-, "WOAH! WHY ARE YOU TWO SO HEAVY?!"

"We don't know," I replied, "maybe we're fat?" Patting my obvious flat stomach, I wanted to hear their reactions. Both Kim and I smiled knowingly to why this was and couldn't resist how fun this was turning out to be.

The twins looked at our athletic figures up and down doubtfully. During the dance, they saw what we looked like in a dress, so nothing should be wrong now. There's no way they could possibly be overweight when they wore dresses that sucked to their body.

Our nurse called a doctor over. "I don't know, is this scale correct? Kasumi doesn't look 170 pounds, and Ms. Black doesn't look 174 pounds either..." she worried.

The doctor glanced at us. "Could you two please take off your jackets and roll up your sleeves?"

Confused, we complied. Throwing our jackets onto a chair, I undid the little button at the end of my collared shirt and unclipped my cuffs, and then rolled the sleeve up to my elbow, Kim did the same. The doctor shook his head. "All the way to your shoulder, please." Now we understood what he wanted to check. By this time, there was a mini-crowd gathered. I tugged at the sleeve until I revealed an extremely, muscle-solid arm. Kim's was the same size but she was well muscle everywhere. It wasn't overdone, but the toning of our muscles was taut and very well maintained that it brought everyone's attention.

"WOAH!" exclaimed the twins. "WHAT IN THE WORLD?!"

"What?" we asked like it was no big deal.

The doctor nodded, speaking to our shocked nurse. "See? These girl's are obviously, very healthy and well muscled. After all, muscle weighs much more than fat."

The nurse nodded and thanked the doctor, smiling. "Okay, Kasumi-san, Raven-san—sorry about that, I was just a little worried..." She smiled nervously.

"No problem," I said, shaking my head. As I put my jacket on, I looked at my gaping audience. "Show's over, thank you." The audience disbanded, leaving the twins to look at us in awe.

"How do you do it?!" asked Kaoru excitedly as they continued to follow us around.

"Yeah, do you two work out? Or play sports?"

"No," we both replied, "we're just awesome." Smirking, we left it to their imaginations.

We then continued to walk under the tent flap our nurse held open for us. She then stood right in front of the twins and said very sternly, "Sorry, you two. This is a private tent."

"Thank you," we said to her as she clipped the tent flap shut.

"You're welcome," she replied. We continued with our examination until finished.