"Hey Mario," Luigi whispered into Mario's ear as they were driving around the country side on Mario's Red Fire kart, with Mario driving the kart as usual. "How come these cows just eat, eat, eat?"
Mario turned his head back to Luigi, pointing forward as he turned around the right bank. "Well, Luigi, you see, cows simply don't have the intelligence that other creatures have. To them, eating is all they do, and all they need."
"But don't they poop, urinate, and break wind, too?" Luigi asked, rubbing the back of his head.
Mario shook his head as he muttered to himself in Italian, then adding in English, "Luigi, you're something else, I tell you."