A/N: I'm super pumped. This is almost over, and though I loved it it feels good knowing I've finished a story (since I have so many started...)

Hope you enjoy! I might add a bit after this, but this will be the last of the commentary. Oh! Soon I'll be doing a similar story for movie 1, and then a series for RTTE!

I feel like I've done a bad job keeping the other Elitists active in this, but they'll probably make more appearances in the other reaction fics (or at the very least an Elitist-based story). Sorry for that...

"So, how exactly are we doing this...?" Astrid twisted around to ask the older Vikings, nearly falling off Hiccup in the process.

[They all are seen riding baby Scuttleclaws. But not very well.]

"Oh."

The Hiccup's couldn't help but snort, which both received a punch for.

Ruffnut: FLY STRAIGHT, WILL YA?!

"Straighten up and fly right..." Deiya hummed to herself, drawing looks.

Fishlegs: I DON'T WANNA DIE!

"Well, I think we're all kind of with you on that..." Valka mumbled, earning a snicker from her family.

"Where did you guys even find these babies in the first place...?" Hiccup's question only received a bunch of shrugs.

"What?! How can you not know?" Snot interrogated, nose scrunched in disbelief. More shrugs.

"I don't know, it just kind of happened..." OHiccup finally spoke up, tousling his hair sheepishly.

Tuffnut: We can't fly these things!

Fishlegs: Yeah, no kidding! [Crashes through snow pile]

"Ooh, and Fishy's down!" Ruffnut cackled, Fishlegs' embarrassed face making her laughter grow to be even louder.

"Two casualties in ten minutes?" Tuffnut feigned heartbreak, releasing a hearty sigh. "My soul can't take much more..."

Twin glares from Stoick and Fishlegs shut him up.

Astrid: But won't that Bewilderbeast just take control of these guys, too?

"She's got a point..." Tuffnut grimaced, the younger teens' confusion returning.

Hiccup: They're babies! they don't listen to anyone!

"You're not much better, son..." Stoick teased, eyebrow raised at his boy.

"Ah, yes. Because you've proven to be quite the listener..." He shot right back, Deiya snickering while Valka rolled her eyes.

Tuffnut: Yeah, just like us.

"Not exactly something to be proud of..." Fishlegs frowned, as the twins high-fived.

Gobber: This is [crashes into wall and recovers] very dangerous! [crashes again and recovers] Some might suggest this is poorly conceived.

Stoick busted up laughing at his friend, scaring half the audience with his sudden booming. Valka and the two Hiccups ended up joining in, shrugging in moderate confusion.

Hiccup: Well it's a good thing that I never listen!

Stoick opened his mouth to make a remark, but was immediately quieted by OHiccup. "Oh, hush you..."

Gobber: So, - what is your - plan?

"Oh, right. Probably would be best to have a plan." Snotlout hissed, realizing along with the others that this seemed a bit half-baked.

Hiccup: Get Toothless back and kick Drago's-

"Ok, so today I learned that Hiccup's got the mouth of a sailor..." Deiya joked, as Valka smacked the back of her son's head in reprimand. It didn't work well, as she was having a hard time hiding her amusement.

Gobber: Heads up!

"I'm calling it now: one of us isn't making it home." Ruffnut predicted, eyes closed and waving her hand to mock a psychic.

"Please, Loki! Let it be Ruffnut!" Tuff's prayers were quieted by an agitated fist from his twin.

Fishlegs looked absolutely sickened at the thought of another loss. "Deiya, how much more time is left in this thing?"

"No, no!" Astrid held up a hand, eyes locked on the action with wonder captured on her features. "I want to be surprised, don't tell us!"

Hiccup: And that thing.

[Gobber crashes into the ice again.]

"Heh. And this is the man you trusted me with as a babysitter?" OHiccup questioned in amusement.

"Well, watching a kid is easier than flying a dragon." OAstrid offered, before remembering just who she was taking about. "Actually, never mind. It's a miracle you still have three of your limbs."

[Berk]

[The Alpha arrives, taking control of every dragon on Berk. Gothi's Terrible Terrors wake her up while leaving, and she looks outside. She is startled to see the Bewilderbeast.]

Starkard: Ah, that's a good boy.

[Starkard's Gronkle gets hypnotized.]

Starkard: Watch the furniture. Where are you going?

"How oblivious can you be?" Snotlout snorted, voice wavering slightly in anticipation.

Female Viking: Come back here!

Drago: Your chief is dead!

"Aw man, it sounds so much worse when he says it..." Fishlegs whimpered, the others nodding solemnly in agreement. Stoick just shrugged; it was an occupational hazard, after all.

Viking: Stoick?

Female Viking: S'not possible.

"Hmm. I like how no one questions it. Strange man on a giant dragon says you're dead? Must be right." Valka grumbled to her husband, who grinned despite her flustered attitude.

Drago: No one can protect you now!

"Oh, really now?" Hiccup cleaned his fingernail in a show of being unimpressed, Astrid rolling her eyes at him.

[Alpha freezes Berk.]

"Oh, that's going to be hard to clean up." Snotlout sneered.

"Even with fire-breathing dragons." Tuff added.

Hiccup: No...

Fishlegs: He took all the dragons!

"Thank you for your clever observation, Fishlegs." Deiya deadpanned. Fishlegs totally missed the sarcasm, however, and beamed at her "praise".

Hiccup: Distract the Alpha! Try to keep his focus off of Toothless!

Ruffnut straightened up in excitement. "Oh! I can do this thing where I make it look like my thumb is in two- would that help?!"

Tuffnut: Ah, how?

Eret: Have forgotten who you're riding with? There isn't a dragon alive that I can't wrangle! [His Scuttleclaw dives] Ahh! Except for this one!

"Oh, he's going to need a lot more practice." Astrid grinned mischievously, enjoying his frantic struggle with the Scuttleclaw.

Snotlout: Amateur.

Viking: Hey, look! It's Hiccup!

"Well, there goes my element of surprise..." Hiccup pouted, OAstrid laughing at him in short barks.

"What is with you and your surprises?"

"It's my favorite tactic, you know that." OHiccup answered, grinning slyly. Then it faltered, a look of incredulity replacing it. "But seriously, how can they recognize me from there?"

This time it was Deiya who spoke up. "One-legged, scraggly dork riding a dragon? Hmm, I wonder who that could be?"

Drago: What?

[The Teens and Eret throw sheep in front of the Alpha.]

Stoick sighed. "Sven's poor sheep must be so traumatized..."

Ruffnut: Keep 'em coming!

Snotlout: Black Sheep, baby!

"Woo!" The teens involved cheered, pumping their arms as they hollered in glee. OHiccup stared in amusement, intrigued now that he was out of harm's way as to how they'd done their part.

[The Alpha is about to fire. Fishlegs blows a horn, and the Black Sheep lands on the Alpha's face.]

"They're rather intelligent...he'll figure it out soon..." Valka warned under her breath, watching the scene with a glint of intensity in her eyes.

Snotlout: Ten points! Ha! Uh-oh...

[Fishlegs blows the horn again and giggles.]

[The Alpha destroys the horn.]

"Oh, joy." Hiccup grumbled.

"Man, that's gonna be hard to replace." Astrid scowled, already wary of the damage being done to Berk.

Fishlegs: I'm okay!

"Darn. Well, there's still hope." Snotlout snickered. Fishlegs abruptly smacked him on the head, too focused on the screen to offer any patience.

Drago: You certainly are hard to get rid of, I'll say that.

"Why doesn't he just shoot me? It's like he's asking for us to win." OHiccup observed, eyebrows drawn together as he tried to understand the motive.

Hiccup: Toothless? Hey, it's me, bud. It's me, it's me, I'm right here, bud. Come back to me.

"Hey, bud. Bud, you know I'm here, bud. Bud! It's me, bud!" Tuffnut imitated, pinching his nose for a more nasally quality. Astrid pounded his arm to quiet him, biting her lip in hopes that Toothless would be freed from the control of the alpha.

Drago: Ha-ha, he's not yours anymore. He belongs to the Alpha. But please, O, great Dragon Master, try to take him. He will not miss a second time.

"Technically, he didn't miss. He would've gotten Hiccup if Stoick hadn't-" Fishlegs didn't finish, instead he paled at the outraged glares he received.

Hiccup: It wasn't your fault, bud. They made you do it. You'd never hurt him, you'd never hurt me!

"Cuties!" Deiya whisper-shrieked, startling everyone. Her eyes were laced with relieved tears, as she smiled at the screen. "Oh! Oh! He's doing the hand thing!" She chirped, dancing a bit and laughing with the others. Suddenly she quieted down rushing out of the room without a word.

[Hiccup puts his hand on Toothless's snout. Toothless tries to shake off the Alpha's control.]

Drago: How are you doing that?

"Literally no one understands it." Astrid deadpanned, shrugging.

"As long as it works. Plus, it's easier than you'd think." Valka offered. She was going to elaborate when Deiya rushed back in, Toothless trailing behind her. Only now he had a blindfold and some earmuffs on his head.

"Huh, that's a good look for him…" Hiccup joked, Snotlout snorting at the ridiculous looking Night Fury.

Hiccup: Please, you are my best friend, bud.

"Uh! I feel betrayed!" Tuffnut cried, once again feigning hurt. Ruffnut pouted at the two Hiccups, who looked at each other obviously unamused.

Snotlout took advantage of the moment to annoy his cousin, grinning as he joined in. "Beaten out by a dragon. Pity, we had such a connection! Oh, well. I'll always have Astrid."

"Keep dreaming, Snotlout…"

"What a cruel turn of events! Rejected by all!" Fishlegs poked fun at Snotlout, who growled.

[Toothless appears to almost break free, but the Alpha concentrates harder and Toothless's eyes narrow again.]

Hiccup: My best friend.

"Aw, babe, don't cry…" OAstrid moaned, distraught for her boyfriend's sake.

"This is so sweet…" Valka sighed, Stoick grunting in agreement.

[Toothless breaks from the Alpha's control.]

Deiya had to pause the screen, the cheers of the crowd drowning out any other noise. Hiccup was grinning like wild, buck teeth clearly visible as he enjoyed the reunion. Some confetti, conjured by the Elitist, finalized the celebration before they turned back to the screen.

Hiccup: Attaboy, that's it! I'm here!

"Huh. No 'bud'." Astrid teased, poking Hiccup in the side. OAstrid giggled at her younger self, as the two younger Haddocks shot them amused smirks.

Drago: No!

[Drago hits Toothless with his bull hook, but Toothless grabs the hook and knocks him off.]

"How's he supposed to fly now…?" Snotlout asked OAstrid, face twisted in contemplation.

"Meh. Just let the dorks have their moment…"

"We can hear you, y'know!"

"Kind of the point, actually." Ruffnut laughed.

Hiccup: Yeah!

[Toothless falls. Hiccup jumps after him!]

Hiccup: Hang on! Almost there buddy, almost there.

[Hiccup reaches him.]

Tuff pumped a fist in excitement. "Good triumphs evil!"

Drago: Do something!

Hiccup: We need to get those two apart.

[Hiccup rips fabric from a flag. They dodge the Alpha's ice blast.]

Hiccup: We got to block them out, Toothless. Do you trust me bud?

[Toothless replies.]

"Oh. This kind of explains things…" Fishlegs muttered, referencing the Toothless in the room. The dragon stumbled around the room in confusion, looking for either Hiccup to scratch his head. Finally he found the younger boy, who was happy to supply the love he required.

Hiccup: We can do this. You and me... As one. That's it, now let's try this one more time!

"You and Astrid are such saps. Like, chill." Snotlout grouched at the exchange, the older pair just scoffing.

Astrid: Take him down, babe!

Viking: Go, Hiccup!

Valka: Go get them.

"Yeah, go Hiccup!" The twins encouraged, Fishlegs and Snotlout soon joining in. Stoick just sighed.

"Why does it always come down to you? Can't you just have one day where the fate of the tribe doesn't rest on your shoulders?!" The two Hiccups locked eyes for a moment.

"A chief protects his own!" They told him in sync, barely able to keep from laughing at his flustered face.

Drago: Take control of it!

Hiccup: Shut it out, Toothless!

Drago: Stop them!

Hiccup: NOW!

[Hiccup locks Toothless' tail. Toothless passes him.]

"Oh…" Astrid gasped into her hand.

Drago: Ha-ha-ha. (Gasps)

[Toothless is flying upside-down, his blind-fold falling away, and without Hiccup in his saddle.]

"Oh!" She cheered up, though admittedly a bit confused.

[Hiccup surrounds Drago with Zippleback gas and lights it. Drago falls off the Alpha, his bull hook landing just out of reach.]

"Finally!" Tuff grinned. "Now we've got him!"

"Uh, he's still got the dragon…" Ruff reminded her brother, who deflated in disappointment.

[Hiccup glides towards the Alpha's tail.]

Hiccup yelped, surprising Toothless as he tore his hand away. "Why is it always the tails?!" He glanced down at his foot with distaste.

Hiccup: Not again. Toothless, it's now or never! Come on, bud!

The younger Vikings all crossed their fingers, praying to the gods that they'd be okay.

[Toothless uses his split tail fins to catch Hiccup.]

Hiccup: Hold on!

[They miss the tail.]

Hiccup: Yeah-ha! We did it!

They all released breaths of relief, Toothless crooning as Hiccup once again scratched him in affection.

[Hiccup stops Drago from grabbing his bull hook by throwing Inferno.]

"Seriously, where is this accuracy coming from?" Snotlout's eyes were wide, but Fishlegs seemed unsurprised.

"He used to train with his right hand. He's clearly left handed…"

Hiccup: Hold him there, Toothless! It's all over now.

Drago: Or is it?

"Hiccup, get out of there!" Astrid shrieked, making Hiccup blush due to her concern. He rubbed his ear, hoping to soon return the hearing to his ear.

Hiccup: Oh, no!

[The Alpha breathes ice at Hiccup, but Toothless dives in.]

"No…" Stoick breaths, the others choking back cries. OHiccup cringed, realizing how close to death he had been.

Valka: No! No! Hiccup.

[Valka tries to break the ice. The ice starts to glow.]

"What is that?!" Ruffnut yelped, awe giving away just how fascinated she was. "Is Hiccup becoming a god or something?"

"As cool as that would be, no." Deiya giggled. "Maybe in the next movie- which you're getting, by the way…"

[The ice breaks and Toothless and Hiccup are both alive. Toothless is glowing electric blue.]

Deiya once more paused the screen, allowing the crowd to take in the sight.

"We've got to add this to the Book of Dragons!"

"Dibs!"

"I saw him first!"

"Well, this is certainly new…"

"He's full of many surprises, just like you son…"

"Are you just going to ignore the look on his face?!" Astrid asked, furiously gesturing to the screen. "Not only does the boy looks like he's totally scared of Toothless, he's completely resigned to death! What is wrong with you?!" As she added the last bit, to the concerned murmuring of the others, she began to shake Hiccup by the shoulders.

"Well, I mean, until a moment ago I was pretty sure I was a gonner…" OHiccup explained to his worried parents and friends bashfully. "Also, wouldn't you be a little creeped out if Stormfly just started glowing and growling?"

[Toothless roars a challenge at the Alpha.]

"I think it's safe to take your protection off now, bud." OHiccup smiled as his dragon chirped happily, thankful to have his senses back.

Hiccup: He's challenging the Alpha!

"Sweet!" Snotlout gushed, voice trilling in excitement. He coughed upon taking in everyone's stares, before adding on in his normal gruff voice. "Well, y'know, not as good as Hookfang but…"

Valka: To protect you!

[Toothless fires at the Alpha, whose tusks smash the icicle Toothless was perching on, but Toothless jumps back and fires again. The Alpha loses concentration and control of the other dragons. Toothless tells them to come and fight.]

"Well, how convenient. If he wins, you'll both be in charge of your species…" Fishlegs mused, pleased by the turn of events. The twins didn't pay him attention, too caught up by the epic fighting to care about anything else.

Drago: No, no, no, no! NO! Fight back! Fight! Fight! What's the matter with you?!

Hiccup: Now do you get it? This is what it is to earn a dragon's loyalty. Let this end. Now.

"Ooh, babe. Shivers" OAstrid gawked, wide-eyed. OHiccup smiled, considering it a big compliment from the woman who could destroy him with a glare. Valka looked towards Stoick, blank expression as she whispered.

"Is he normally this threatening, or…"

"Heh!" Stoick laughed, surprising his wife. "He wouldn't hurt a fly. It's actually proved a bit of a problem in the past, but he's remained a bit of a pacifist regardless."

Drago: Never! Come on!

[Toothless directs all the dragons to open fire on Drago's Bewilderbeast.]

Drago: FIGHT!

[Drago loses his prosthetic arm. Toothless fires one more shot, and the Bewilderbeast loses one of his tusks.]

"Finally!" Hiccup cheered, nearly knocking Astrid off of him. She giggled at his enthusiasm, relishing the joyful mood before he eventually remembered that this would mean he was chief.

[Toothless roars in triumph, and the Bewilderbeast bows respectfully.]

Hiccup: The Alpha protects them all!

"Hiccup honestly looks pretty cool like that. Y'know, sitting on a Night Fury with dozens of dragons behind him." Tuffnut muttered.

"The missing foot really throws the whole ensemble together." Ruffnut added, snickering even through the annoyed glares she received.

[The Bewilderbeast leaves, and the Vikings cheer.]

[The dragons bow to Toothless, the new Alpha. Toothless roars in victory, and the dragons join in.]

"Oh my gods this is so exciting! We have an alpha living on Berk!" Fishlegs squealed. Valka's grinned rivaled the boy's own, pleased by his enthusiasm.

Hiccup: You never cease to amaze me, bud. Thank you.

[Toothless licks him.]

Hiccup: Oh, Toothless, you know that doesn't wash out!

"Looks like it makes for some great hair gel, though..." Deiya mused, scrunching up her nose at the boy.

"It went from 'flat' to 'all that'..." Ruffnut added, snapping her fingers for emphasis. The two Astrid's howled with laughter at the Hiccups' pouts of outrage.

[The dragons come back to their riders.]

Starkard: I knew you'd come back.

Viking: Love you, too.

[Gothi's Terrible Terrors cover her.]

Astrid: Stormfly!

Gobber: Oh, give me a cuddle, Grumpy!

"This. This is what I live for." Valka sighed happily, beaming at Stoick and sending him her infectious smile.

Fishlegs: Who's my little princess!

[Ruffnut holds her arms out to Fishlegs and Snotlout, but they run past her.]

Snotlout: Don't you ever leave again, Hookfang!

Fishlegs: Oh, you are. Yes, you are. I missed you!

"Ouch." Hiccup winced in sympathy, as Ruffnut sulked.

"Heh, awkward." Tuffnut sung at his aggravated sister.

Ruffnut: Oh, Barf! [To Belch] Not you.

"Hey!"

Eret: That was some pretty fine dragon wrangling back there. You'd make a good trapper.

Valka momentarily bristled, calming when her son shot her a look of curiosity.

"Well, he's not wrong...I have shot down a Night Fury. Never again, though."

Hiccup: You know, Skullcrusher is going to need someone to look after him now.

Eret: Me? I'd be honored.

"Hmm. I approve." Stoick muttered.

Valka: Your father, he'd be every bit as proud as I am.

"That I am."

Hiccup: Thank you, I'm really glad you're here, mom.

Hiccup shivered, a wonder-filled smile on his face. "Still not used to that...mom. Mahm. Mommommom. M-"

"Hiccup?"

"Yeah, Astrid...?"

"Knock it off."

Valka giggled at her son.

Valka: And here I'll stay.

Astrid: See? I told you it was in here. [Opens Hiccup's gliding suit fin.]

"Must you always?" Hiccup asked the girl on his lap, eyes giving him away.

"Yes. I must."

Hiccup:: Ah-ha, still doing that one. That's hilarious. Come here, you. [Kisses Astrid.]

OHiccup tilted OAstrid's chin up for another kiss, and repeated history. Stoick's eyes widened at the pair, and he even paled a bit as the younger couple shrugged and joined in.

Gobber: Ooh. [Covers boy's eyes.]

Deiya rolled on the floor laughing at the boy. "That kid is my spirit animal..." She called, getting the usual strange looks.

[Gothi taps Hiccup's shoulder and gestures for him to kneel. She uses coal to draw the Chief symbol on Hiccup's forehead.]

"Woah...so this is really happening." Snotlout gaped.

"Weird. Well, there goes the village." Hiccup snorted, Stoick rolling his eyes at the unconfident boy.

Gobber: The Chief has come home!

"Finally! And look, now Stoick gets to see it." Astrid sighed in relief, smiling at Hiccup.

Vikings: Long live Chief Hiccup! Long live the Chief! Long live the Chief! Long live the Chief! Long live the Chief!

"Now, no more putting yourself in danger until you get me some grandbabies!" Stoick hissed in a whisper as his son. The boy choked, turning beet red and avoiding all eye contact.

[The dragons fire into the sky.]

"Stunning..." Fishlegs gawked.

"Woo hoo-hoo! Fire, yes!" Tuffnut cheered.

[A Terrible Terror tries to lift a sheep in a dragon race, but fails. Barf and Belch swoop in and snatch it. Ruffnut and Tuffnut tug-of-war for it. Ruffnut wins, throwing it to Fishlegs, but Snotlout intercepts it and blows a kiss to Ruffnut, before throwing it in the twins' basket. Eret and Skullcrusher join the flight. Hiccup and Toothless are repairing a house.]

"That's my boy! Looking like a fine chief already!"

"Thanks, dad..."

Hiccup: (V.O) This is Berk. A bit trampled, busted and covered in ice, but it's home. It's our home. [The camera shows some Vikings working on a giant statue of Stoick.] Those who attacked us are relentless and crazy. But those who stopped them, oh, even more so! [Astrid swoops past Hiccup laughing, and Hiccup decides to join them] We may be small in numbers, but we stand for something bigger than anything the world can pit against us. [Valka and Gobber are removing the armor from the dragons that Drago captured.] We are the voice of peace, and bit by bit, we will change this world. [Gobber pauses working to fire the black sheep. Astrid and Stormfly get ready to catch it as in the last race, but Hiccup and Toothless grab it from below her.] You see, we have something they don't. Oh, sure, they have armies, [Toothless flies under the baskets while Hiccup jumps above them, throwing the black sheep into Astrid's basket.]

"Is that Astrid's basket?" Fishlegs asked, smiling slyly.

"You flirt!" Ruffnut accused, laughing.

"You scallywag!" Tuffnut added, joining in his sister's fit of hysterics.

and they have armadas... but we... we have... [All the riders land at the chief's viewing stand.] OUR DRAGONS! [Toothless roars.]

"Alright, there we go!" Deiya beamed as the riders applauded the movie, closing the curtains on the screen.

"That was...incredible..." Hiccup's voice was very quiet in a disbelieving wonder.

Valka, however, seemed distracted. "Hmm. Hiccup mentioned shooting down Toothless, but I don't know much about it. D'y'think you could tell me more about it?" The others tensed, while Dieya snickered to herself.

"I can do better. I'll show you. But first- take a moment to let everything sink in, and have a little time to yourselves. Then, Valka, I'll give you a little lesson on how to train your dragon..."

A/N: There we go! I hope you enjoyed this! There'll be at least one more chapter with them all just talking to each other, so if there are any specific conversations you want to happen just leave a review! Next I'll start the WTM fic, and the RTTE reaction fic series, though I'll update other current stories in between.

Bye!