"You know, dude, I wonder how these cows feel to have everyone bump into them," Funky Kong asked Dry Bowser, both of the heavyweight drivers riding on Flame Runners.
Dry Bowser rolled his eyes as he shook his head. "Eh. I'm sure they can cope with being hit every now and then. It's not like they have anything better to do."
As Funky and Dry Bowser moved on towards the towering windmill, Pink Gold Peach was zipping by on her Flame Runner, bumping into a blue ox, which was a rare sight in the meadows. The blue ox turned to Peach of the pink gold variety, his eyes turning read as he mooed angrily. Original The Peach Donut Steel farted in fright, pooping her metal pants and screaming as she headed backwards, being chased by the blue ox, which was surprisingly fast. The other cows and racers were confused as they watched the blue ox catch up to Metal Pallet Swap Peach, beating the stuffings out of her as the Lakitu recording this watched in dismay, not being able to do anything.
"Well, they certainly hate her." Funky admitted as he continued watching Lazy Metal Peach get bashed by the cows.
"Yes... reminds me of a retconned clone that had the same thing happen to her years ago." Dry Bowser added as he rubbed his bony chin with his right skeletal hand.