Trouble in Paradise?

Oh how I envy the host club and their willful ways….

"Kasu-chan," Honey waved at me from the shoreline.

Their nonchalant ways of ignoring school and doing whatever they damn well please….

"Kim, over here and come play with us!" The twins waved to Kim.

Unbelievable ways of dragging us into vehicles and blindfolding us so we can't see anything…

"Haruhi," Tamaki was running after Haruhi as she was stone-faced to be brought here just like us.

Yes…the host club will now suffer immense pain from I, Kasumi Matsumoto, for being dragged into a car and tossed around in a trunk while being forced to work while at the beach!

"Enough sempai," Haruhi growled. He turned to stone from her agitation and came towards us. "Well this isn't what I expected when they told us we were going to the beach," she says.

"Mm," I nodded. "Indeed… working on location here in Okinawa is seriously just wrong of them." Haruhi agreed. "There's nothing we can do about it though other than do what we do best. Good luck to you Haruhi for your quota," patting her shoulder, she sighed. "You are the Natural when it comes to swooning the ladies," I teased.

"Come on," she laughed. "What are you two going to do here? We're not serving any snacks or tea here at the beach." She wondered.

"Oh, that," Kim cleared her throat. "I was put in charge of being the lifeguard and overseeing everyone." She smiled.

"…" say nothing to her. Nothing at all.

"Kasumi…?"

"….."
Kim smiled as she knows damn well what Kyoya placed me as!

"Do you want to know Haruhi," she enticed.

"…Mm," nodding, she really did want to know!

"I'll tell you~" pulling Haruhi into her circle and whispering, Haruhi's jaw dropped. "Isn't it interesting," her grin ear to ear, Haruhi looked at me with wide eyes.

"I'll manage," I grumbled.

"Are you sure," she asked.

"Sure as a dead trout," I grumbled even more.
Haruhi tried easing the tension, but the girls began coming out of the resort and it was time to play the host. As she went to a shady umbrella to wait for her clients, the twins decided to play volleyball, Honey and Takeshi doing some strange exercise routine, and Tamaki being….delusional in his world on a rock close to shore. Of course Kyoya was keeping tabs on everyone, and also profiting on selling his books with pictures of the host club, but today was quite different. Today of all days I have to be the "babe watch" lifeguard. Kim is the lifeguard on land while I on the other hand am the swimming lifeguard. That wouldn't have been so bad if not for Kyoya telling me I have to be in character. We have male clients….I am to take the males as my clients…. I don't do well in a large group of males when it comes down to it. Obviously it took me a while to adjust with just the host club, but no, that is not enough! I HAVE TO HOST OUR MALE CLIENTS!

"Ah, Matsumoto-san," hearing my name being called out cheerfully, I sucked in a breath and turned slowly while letting my hair billow behind me. "You going in the water with us," several asked.

"But of course," I smiled. "While at the beach you must enjoy the sea," having my chin touch my shoulder and seeing some swoon, it was agonizing acting so…womanly. "But would you like to have a drink with me before we go in?" Showing the display of beverages, I had to deal with five of them at once due to the fact Kim refused to take even one. I wouldn't have let her anyhow since these guys would devour her. Perhaps this was all my own doing…

"That's fine with us," they sat down around me and started to blush slightly. "Y-you look great Matsumoto-san," one said shyly.

"Thank you," giving a Tamaki smile. Each of them blushed fervently and looked ready to keel over. "Shall we then," holding my bottle of water and getting a cheers out of them, I was really going to come up with a plan to get my revenge now. Tis only a matter of time….