"I have had it with these stupid cows!" Wario exclaimed as he shook his arms angrily, having been knocked back and forth repeatedly in his Offroader vehicle by the five moving cows in the middle section of the racecourse. "Why are they always feeding all the time?"
Waluigi, who was riding on his Spear bike, folded his arms as he stopped a few inches before the cows, shaking his head at Wario. "It's because this is cow country, and you have to expect them to be in your way."
"It's just not fair!" Wario yelled as he got out of his Offroader, picking up the cows and chucking them from side to side. "Why can't I just race without these stupid animals being in my way?"
Suddenly, the infamous blue bull from Banjo Kazooie pooped up, mooing angrily as he charged towards Wario. Wario noticed, screaming for his life as he started running on the course backwards, the bull chasing him, with Waluigi laughing his head off as he watched.
"D'oh I Missed the point of all this!" Wario screamed in pain as he jumped in the air, being tackled in the butt by the blue colored bull.