(Hey guys we're back with another installation. This chap's gonna be a load of laughs and scenes that I hope you'll enjoy.)

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One night in Kaede's room, the ninja girl was out with the twins while Negi and Dustin were playing an army videogame with one of them piloting an army tank while the other was doing the shooting.

"Well here's looking at you Pilgrim!" Dustin said imitating Jack Nicholson.

"This is looking good." Negi admitted.

"So Negi, what're we going to do tomorrow?"

"Oh well actually Satomi and Chao asked if we'd be interested in swinging by the robotics lab to see their latest experiment and… Watch out for the water!" Negi warned his pal as Dustin drove their army tank through a river.

"Watch this now. Boom!" Dustin called as he blew up a base.

"That was a close one." Negi sighed in relief.

"Yeah, well I'm up for checking out the robotics lab." Dustin replied.

"Dustin, look out you're going to get killed right there!"

Dustin began speaking like a seargent, "If it's too hot for you son get out of the kitchen, because this is war, no room for the faint of heart. When you're in the heat of a battle you lean down and you put your hand in a puddle of goo, that two seconds before was your friends face, that is war son now that is war! This right here? Well this is just a game," he chuckled, "Look at this road right here." He made his tank drive down a path.

"Doing great there." Negi admitted.

"See how I just blow there guys look, and there's the base." Dustin said.

"Uh-huh, look up, look up, look up!" Negi shouted. Literally Dustin looked up at the ceiling of the room thinking that's what Negi meant, "No on the screen, no, no, oh!" the boy cried as their tank got blown up.

"GAME OVER; YOU'RE DEAD!" The game stated.

"Why did you tell me to look up?" Dustin asked.

"I meant on the screen."

"Couldn't you have specified?"

Negi sighed until they started laughing at how ridiculous they were acting. Outside the dorms in a tree suddenly appearing in it was Pythor with his snake tail coiling around the trunk. He snickered mischievously, "Enjoy your time while you can boys, because I've got plans for you." He suddenly went invisible again.

The very next morning at the end of class Negi and Dustin headed for the robotics lab, and were soon being shown around by Satomi and Chao, "So what's this new invention you girls got to show us?" Dustin asked.

"Well Dustin, this is it." Satomi said as she pulled a sheet off something to reveal a laser like machine (Honey I Shrunk the Kids shrink ray).

"Wow." Negi gasped.

"It's beautiful, but what do you call it?" Dustin asked.

"Well Satomi and I have put our heads together and come up with our very own Shrink Ray." Chao explained.

"A shrink ray?" Negi asked.

"Awesome, like in that one movie." Dustin replied.

"Yes, with this device loaders and movers will no longer have to worry about straining their backs when lifting heavy material up and down stairs." Satomi explained.

"Could we possibly get a demonstration?" Dustin asked.

"Of course." Chao said as two robots brought over a seven foot tall Tiki man statue and placed it on the standing platform in range of the laser.

"You two come over here and let us know when it hits critical mass." Satomi instructed as the two boys went behind the machine and checked the monitor.

"60 percent." Negi started.

"80 percent!" Dustin called.

"90 percent!" Negi continued.

"This is it." Chao said.

"We have critical mass." Dustin said as the machine started beeping.

Satomi then pressed down on a red button as the machine fired a laser at the Tiki man that just vanished.

"Wow." Negi gasped.

"It worked." Dustin gasped.

"Now let's find it." Chao said until a voice came on the intercom.

"Satomi Hakase and Chao Lingshen, your presence is requested in lab C immediately."

"Ugh, what could be the problem now?" Satomi sighed, "Sorry boys, we gotta check this."

"We'll be right back ok?" Chao asked.

"Ok." Negi nodded.

"But while we're gone, no touching anything ok?" Satomi warned them.

"Wouldn't even think of it," Dustin replied as the two geniuses left the lab, "Alright Negi, let's find that Tiki." He said as they prepared to search but realized they needed help searching.

"Magnifying glass." They said together as they each grabbed a nearby one and started searching.

"Do you see it?" Negi asked.

"No, start from the sides and I'll meet you in the middle." Dustin ordered as they did so only to hear the machine beep.

"Sounds like their machine is starting up again." Negi noticed.

"Don't worry there's nobody else in here to push the button." Dustin said and Negi nodded knowing that's good insurance. As they continued looking they had no idea that someone snuck into the lab. As it turned out it was Pythor who got behind the machine and checked the monitor waiting for it to hit critical mass.

"Hey, there it is!" Dustin called as they looked down in the center seeing the shrunken tiki man.

"Wow, a tiny tiki." Negi chuckled with Dustin.

Pythor smirked as he saw the machine hit critical mass and using his tail pressed down on the red button. Through the boys perspective they saw that the tiki had gotten big again.

The two sighed, "It didn't work, it just grew right back. Looks like Satomi and Chao have some kinks to work out of it." Dustin said.

"Hold on, wasn't the tiki seven feet tall?" Negi asked.

Dustin took a closer look and realized the tiki still looked smaller than them but not by too much, "You're right, maybe the machine just…" Dustin turned but realized that the machine was far up from them. Negi looked around and gasped as well. They realized that the machine didn't un-shrink the tiki, but rather shrunk them to about five inches tall.

Negi finally burst out screaming in fright before looking at Dustin, "What happened?!"

"I don't know, did the machine shrink us on its own?" Dustin asked.

"I'm afraid not boys." They two looked up and seeing appear before them was Pythor who through their small POV looked like the size of a basilisk.

"Who're you?" Dustin asked in shock.

"Your devourer." He snickered before opening his mouth ready to eat them until they heard calling.

"Dustin, Negi!" Chao called.

Pythor frowned at their rotten timing, "Oh well at least you'll never return to your regular sizes." He smashed up the machine.

"NO!" Dustin and Negi cried and started running for cover as pieces form the machine started raining down on them.

"See you around, ants." Pythor chuckled as he vanished.

The door opened as Chao and Satomi entered and the sight before them of their machine smashed up left them in shock, "Oh no, what happened?!" Satomi cried.

"Negi, Dustin?" Chao looked around seeing no sign of the boys.

"Satomi, Chao!" they screamed trying to get their attention but due to their smaller voices it sounded a tad squeaky.

"We hear you, but where are you?" Satomi asked.

"Down here!" Dustin called.

The girls looked down and to their shock saw the boys were small, "Oh no, what happened?" Chao gasped in worry.

"A creep busted into the lab and shrunk us!" Dustin called.

"And then he trashed the machine so we wouldn't grow back!" Negi added.

"This is serious." Chao gasped.

"What do we do?" Satomi asked the boys.

"Call up our partners and have them meet us at Eva's cottage." Negi instructed.

"Alright, and we should head over there as well." Chao said.

"One problem, we'll never get their on foot, and I don't think at this size my flying will get us there fast enough." Dustin said as he flew up into the air showing them at microscopic size his regular fast flying speed was no different than a housefly's flying velocity.

"I know, come here." Chao held out her hand.

Dustin went to the floor and flew Negi up until both went into Chao's hand. She gently placed the two in her lab coat pocket as Satomi started sending a message to the boy's partners.

"We better hurry." Chao said as she and Satomi started hurrying.

"Hey, easy with the running, there are no seatbelts in here!" Dustin called from inside the pocket as he and Negi were being tossed around inside from all the shaking.

"Sorry guys." She said as she slowed down the running with Satomi for their sake.

Soon enough outside the cottage the boys partners, Zyphon, Domino, Chamo, Eva, and Chachamaru were waiting around, "Wonder what's going on?" Makie asked.

"Satomi said it was urgent." Rin said.

"I hope Master Dustin is ok." Zyphon feared.

"Yeah, if anything happened to Aniki, I wouldn't be able to live with myself." Chamo added.

"There they are now." Sayo said as the two geniuses were hurrying over.

"Girls, what's wrong?" Chizuru asked.

"What happened to Dustin and Negi?" Mana asked.

"It's kind of a funny story but…" Chao said reaching into her pocket and placed on top of a boulder were Dustin and Negi.

The girls looked oddly at their shrunken professors as Negi spoke, "Um, hello everyone."

"We know this looks incredibly weird, but we have an explanation for this." Dustin continued until the cheerleaders, Makie, and Yuna cried in joy.

"KAWAII!" they ran to the boulder and squatted down so their heads were at the boy's level.

"You boys are so tiny!" Sakurako squealed.

"And positively adorable!" Kakizaki added.

"Unbelievable." Konoka gasped.

"It's unreal." Setsuna added.

Eva went over to them and chuckled, "Oh this is too much. I can't believe you boys actually have been reduced to such a diminutive form," She used her index finger to playfully poke Negi's cheek.

"Evangeline, please!" Negi said while his cheek kept getting poked playfully.

"Yeah, Evangeline give him some air." Rin dragged her away.

"Killjoy." Eva huffed.

Chamo and Domino went over surprising the boys seeing that their familiars are bigger than them now, even by a smidge, "How did this happen to you guys?" Chamo asked.

"Ok get this, some snake creature snuck into the lab and used the girls shrink ray to do this to us." Dustin explained.

"He was ready to eat us until Satomi and Chao returned." Negi added.

"Snake creature?" Kaede asked.

"Shrink ray?" Ayaka asked.

"Perhaps we should check the lab security footage?" Chachamaru suggested.

"Yeah, good idea." Chao agreed.

So they went inside the cottage as Chachamaru was hacking into the Mahora lab security cameras and found the one camera in the lab they were inside watching everything. Suddenly Pythor appeared on screen as Negi called, "Freeze that!"

Chachamaru did so, "Now zoom in." Satomi ordered as the robot did until they saw a close up of their perpetrators face.

"That's him." Dustin acknowledged it.

"Who is that guy?" Yuna asked.

"He's gross." Kakizaki said.

Eva squinted her eyes, "Well if my eyes don't deceive me, that there is Pythor."

"Pythor?" everyone asked.

"You've heard of him?" Rin asked.

"Indeed, he's a serpentine creature of the Anacondrai tribe," Eva began, "They were some of the most feared snakes in the land, until a group of warriors sealed them away inside a tomb. Though how he managed to escape I have no idea."

Dustin studied Pythor's form, until he flashbacked to when they met the Shadow Master in New York and recalled one of the followers next to him, though decked out in a cloak could see a purple tail sticking out behind one of them, along with the fact he also had a long curvy neck underneath his long hood.

"I knew it." Dustin said.

"Knew what?" Ayaka asked.

"Pythor's a dark warrior."

"What?" the cheerleaders gasped.

"Are you sure?" Zyphon asked.

"Yeah, I recognize that tail off one of the Shadow Master's followers." He explained.

"Well, now we know who let him out of the tomb." Eva said.

"But how's he been getting around on campus?" Ku asked.

"Yeah, a dirty great snake like that, someone could've seen him, even me." Kazumi added.

"Anacondrai have the ability to camouflage themselves." Eva explained.

"And I'm betting he was the one who got you girls out of the room so he could use the ray on us." Negi added while perching on the desk.

"Well this is certainly an unfortunate predicament for you two." Ayaka said.

"Satomi, how long will it take for you and Chao to get that machine fixed?" Mana asked.

"It could take two days or so if we put in some extra overtime." Satomi explained.

"Can't you use magic for something like this?" Madoka asked Eva and Rin.

"I'm afraid such spells don't exist by simple chants." Eva said.

"What about the pills you feed Toothless Rin, aren't there anything size inducing ones?" Makie asked.

"Yes, but I'm afraid they're only temporary and not permanent, besides their mouths are too small to swallow them whole." The princess explained.

"So what're we supposed to do, wait it out?" Dustin asked.

"It looks like your only option." Eva shrugged.

"Pardon me, while I scream…" Dustin burst out screaming in panic making the girls cringe at how annoying his small sized scream could sound.

Zazie just squatted down and used two of her fingers to squish Dustin's face making his screaming stop, "Don't worry. Calm down." She stated and Dustin nodded resulting in Zazie un-squishing his face.

"Thanks, I needed that." Dustin said.

"Oh this is awful, we have class to teach!" Negi cried.

"Looks like you'll have to take a day of absence." Chizuru said.

"Oh great, there goes our perfect teacher attendance." Dustin sighed.

"Well it can't be helped." Kaede shrugged her shoulders.

Negi sighed as Chamo nudged him, "Come on Aniki cheer up, being this small ain't so bad, why look at me."

"But Chamo you were born at a small size"

"Regardless." Chamo said.

"We should head back to the dorms, and will someone report this to the dean and Takamichi?" Dustin asked.

"Yes, we don't know if Pythor is still on campus even if he is invisible." Negi agreed.

"Don't worry, Setsuna and I will let grandpa know." Konoka assured him.

"Yes, and we'll make sure the entire campus is swept clean. Even if Pythor can turn invisible he can't hide from every magic faculty member." Setsuna added.

"You girls do that." Dustin said as he climbed on Domino's back.

"Uh, what do you think you're doing?" Domino asked.

"Come on Domino let me have this once?"

"Oh ok." Domino said as he started flying.

"Whoo!" Dustin called as Domino flew him through the air as Zyphon, Mana, and Zazie walked.

Kaede held her hand out, "Come on, Negi. Let's get back."

"Ok." Negi climbed into Kaede's hand while Chamo hopped onto her shoulder and they headed off.

"Hope they sleep well tonight." Rin said.

Eva pouted, "Oh pooh and I wanted to play with the boya some more."

That evening at the dorms, Mana, Zazie, and Dustin had finished dinner with Dustin lying on the table with a bloated belly, "Oh man that filled me up."

"You may be smaller but you still have a big appetite." Mana said.

"But I couldn't finish it, and it barely looks like I got through half of it." He motioned to his food that wasn't even half way eaten.

"Well now that we're done eating it's time for your bath Dustin." Mana said.

"Bath?"

"Yes, you may be smaller but that doesn't mean you have to ignore your hygiene." The gunslinger explained.

"But I can't bathe in the tub I'll drown!"

"Then we'll help you." Zazie said as they picked Dustin up by the back of his shirt gently bringing him into the bathroom.

Inside the bathroom Dustin had slipped out of his now doll sized clothing, and watched his two roommates do the same. When he looked up as Mana's chest bounce he blushed, 'Wow, at this size they look even bigger.' He thought.

"Come over here Dustin, so we can wash you." Mana instructed him as he flew over and Mana gently poured a bit of water onto the boy so it wouldn't feel too hard landing on him.

Then the three were relaxing in the tub with Dustin sitting in-between Mana's cleavage to avoid drowning, "I gotta say this isn't so bad at all, though it feels like I'm in a very warm lake surrounded by soft clouds."

"If I didn't know you any better Dustin, I'd say you love being like this." Mana said looking down at him.

"Well I haven't given thought on the good points of being small." Dustin chuckled.

"So you don't believe bigger is better?" Zazie asked.

"Not all the time."

Soon they stepped out and the girls started soaping up, but Dustin literally was rubbing himself against a bar of soap, "Oh yeah, this is awesome."

"Dustin, you need to do your hair too." Zazie said as she gently put a dab of shampoo on her finger and ruffled it into Dustin's hair.

"Thanks, Zaz." Dustin said as he ran his hands through his hair, and when he was finished he jumped into a washbowl to wash it away and came out of it.

When they went back in the tub Dustin was actually swimming around in it, "I feel like a fish out of water."

"Tuna or salmon?" Zazie asked.

"No comment." Dustin said as he continued swimming until Mana picked him up by the back gently and placed him on her right breast much to his own enjoyment.

Mana smiled at him, "I never thought you cold look so cute in such a small form."

"That is part of my charm after all Mana, you know that." Dustin said as he stood up.

Mana continued to smile as she moved her one finger to his cheek and started rubbing it while Dustin chuckled.

Zazie reversed position and laid her back near Mana, "Let me join in." she used her own finger and rubbed Dustin's other cheek with it as he laughed.

"Girls please, that tickles!" he chuckled.

"But you enjoy it." Zazie noted as she and Mana continued.

"Oh I wonder how Negi's doing?" Dustin chuckled from the face tickle.

As it turns out Negi was in the bath with Kaede as well lying in her palm while she was using her own index finger to tickle Negi's stomach while the boy was laughing, "Kaede, please!"

"But you look so cute and easy to tickle." Kaede giggled as she continued tickling Negi.

Negi continued to chuckle from the tickling until Kaede stopped and brought him up to her face where she nuzzled his small cheek against her own. She stopped the nuzzling and looked down at him, "As cute as you've always been Negi, at this size you're even cuter," She pat his tiny head with a finger, "But I'm still going to help you return to your regular size no matter what." She winked.

Negi smiled with a blush, "Arigato, Kaede."

"You're welcome. Now come on let's dry you off." Kaede said as she stepped out of the tub and dried off while using a washcloth to clean Negi up.

When they stepped out of the bathroom Kaede was in her pajamas while Negi was wearing makeshift pajamas Kaede quickly made using soft fabric. She laid in her bed with Negi on top of the pillow. Kaede turned to the little boy, "Goodnight Negi."

"Goodnight Kaede." Negi said and suddenly found his whole body smushed into Kaede's lips as the ninja kissed his small body before ending the kiss.

"Sorry, guess I hadn't counted on how bigger a kiss could be to you." Kaede chuckled sheepishly.

"That's all right." Negi said feeling a tad wet from the kiss.

Back with the other shrunken professor, Mana and Zazie were also dressed in their pajamas while Dustin just wore the pants he was wearing today that shrunk with him.

"Goodnight Dustin." Zazie said as she put her finger to her lips and placed it onto Dustin's cheek and he blushed.

"Night Zazie." He said as the girl went up to the top bunk.

Mana then gently placed Dustin on her pillow and brought her face close to him, "Have a goodnight, Dustin."

"You too Mana." Dustin said as he went up to Mana and kissed her upper lip leaving the gunslinger surprised. When Dustin went to sleep on the pillow Mana smiled and used a single finger to ruffle his hair.

'Don't worry Dustin, I'll return you to your rightful size. I promise.' She thought before falling asleep.

Outside the dorms appearing out of thin air was Pythor, "Tomorrow, I dine on mage and warrior kabob." He snickered before going invisible again.

(And that's the first part, don't miss next time where the boys are end up lost in the school and being the size of bugs does not make it any easier. I neglected to mention Pythor is based off said character from Ninjago including the Anacondrai tribe which I do not own and my OC Pythor is not the same from Ninjago's as he is a dark warrior serpentine in my fic. Well stay tuned for next time.)