Alright I'm doing the requests by first to last so for the request I have Kyman part 2! for le Serendipityrain711! And yes I'm still accepting requests. And they can be more than one request!
Kyle groggily woke up. He sat up but smacked his head on the boat above him.
"Ow" Kyle hissed in pain as memory of everything came flooding back to him.
"Morning jew" Cartman said poking at the fire with a stick.
"Hey, what are you doing?" Kyle asked crawling out of the boat.
"What does it look like? I'm poking the fire" Cartman said.
"Y-you don't think we should go exploring do you?" Kyle asked looking at the forest.
"I suppose if were going to be here a while were going to have to" Cartman muttered.
Kyle started to pack a few thing's in to his pocket from the first aid kit. He grabbed the knife out of his pocket throwing it up in to the air and catching it. He grabbed 2 water bottle's and an apple from there little supply of food. Cartman simply grabbed the only cheesy poofs bag there was.
"Stay close we don't know what we'll encounter in there" Kyle said starring at the little jungle.
"You don't got to tell me twice Jew" Cartman said playing with Kyle's hair.
"God damnit Cartman!" Kyle hissed as they entered the jungle. A twig snapped near them.
"What was that?!" Cartman whispered.
"The sound of your fat leg's stepping on a twig" Kyle said rolling his eyes as he motioned to the floor.
"oh. hehe I knew that" Cartman said shrugging as they continued.
Kyle and Cartman continued on looking around the jungle like forest for any signs of human activity or aany source to food.
"Kyle..." Cartman said breathlesly.
"What Cartman?" Kyle asked not turning around.
"I...could use...some help" Cartman choked out as a venomous python wrapped around his neck.
"Huh?..." Kyle asked as he turned around to be met with a pale faced Cartman getting strangled by the python.
"Oh shit" Kyle said backing up a little as the python and him stared at eachother in the eyes.
"...weak..." Cartman muttered falling unconcious.
The python loosened it's grip on Cartman. Kyle quickly drew out the knife to protect himself from the python. It hissed in respond showing its venomous teeth.
It jumped at Kyle. Kyle luckily grabbed it by the neck mere inches from lettit bite him. He pinned it against the wall and started to carelessly ct it's head off with the knife. He stabbed its body multiple times and threw it's head far away as he could.
"Fuck you asshole" Kyle said flipping off the snake's body and running toward's cartman.
"Kyle..." Cartman said his eye's still closed.
"Yes cartman?" Kyle asked holding Cartman in his arm's.
"I need to tell you something come closer"
"Closer"
"Closer!"
"What is it Cartman?"
"You just got pranked..." Cartman said falling down laughing.
"Wha?..." Kyle asked as light's started to turn on all around him.
"Kyle Broflovski you have been pranked by your friend's how dumb do you feel?" A man said walking up to kyle with a microphone.
"I...what?" Kyle said still not believing.
"Dude we got you so good" Cartman said pointing at Kyle and laughing.
"I-I can't believe it..." Kyle said falling to his knees.
"Believe it, because it happened and it's on tv" The guy with the microphone said.
Kyle simply stood up and walked out of the studio he was apparently in. He was followed by Cartman and every one else that pranked him.
"Kyle, dude it was just a joke" Stan said behind him.
"A joke? Ha! a joke was that really necessary?!" Kyle practically yelled sarcastically.
"Let me tell you something! It wasn't funny" Kyle said walking back and forth.
"Kahl chill dude, were going to get a burger you coming or not?" Cartman said nonchantly as Kyle signed and nodded.
Please review! Unexpected twist :D so what did you think? I couldn't stop laughing when I wrote this and I don't know why XD anyways please review and you'll see the nest one shot(s) soon enough. Bye! :)