SUPER MASTOUR PRESENTS...
THE LAST PART OF SPLAT'S SAGA...
FROM THE MAKERS OF POPULAR SPLATOON FICS LIKE:
THE GREAT SPLAT, A RACE AWAY (Winner of Academy Awards, JK)
and INKOPOLIS DOWN (Winner of the Squidbel Peace Prize, this one's legit)
COMES SUPERMASTOUR'S:
A RACE DISPLACED
Chapter 1
A Time to Shine
The skies of Inkopolis were dark, but its streets were illuminated by a network of neon signs and fluorescent lights. Down on of these streets walked a large figure, the organism known as Triton, an advanced species of mollusk that could be called an "Ultimate Lifeform" in the eyes of "Lesser" species. Time could only tell if this monster would succeed in his infamous plan to CHANGE THE FUTURE.
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"Hey..." an Inkling young woman said with a sly smile as she saw the giant Triton walk down the sidewalk, "Big boy, looking for fun night?"
"I do not associate myself with such disgraceful species." Triton shrugged her off, "Especially in terms of spending any sort of time with them."
"Whatever." the inkling scoffed and then left him,
"Hm..." Triton muttered, "2342 Reef Street." he remembered the address which Splat lived in, he then walked over to a random civilian, a jellyman.
"Hm?" the jellyman turned, "Is there something you need?"
"Where is 2342 Reef Street?" Triton asked the creature,
"Oh, that?" the jellyman responded, "You just walk down this sidewalk until you reach Barracuda Street, then take a left until you hit Mariana Lane, then take a right and there it is."
"Thank you." Triton muttered, then continued his way.
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"Hm..." the female figure looked around, "I can't see anyone..." she turned, then saw two arguing individuals.
"Huh?" an Inkling jerked his head, and there was an Octoling that appeared, "What do you want!?" he yelled,
"I was following you all this time." the Octoling muttered and held her splatter up, "I heard what had happened to you!"
"What do you care?!" the Inkling exploded, "You probably killed them, you monster!" he tackled her,
"Wah!" the Octoling peeped,
"None of my concern." the figure muttered as she turned her concentration away from the arguing couple, "I need to find this man." she looked at the picture.
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"2342 Reef Street." Triton muttered as he caught sight of the large condo, "What's this?" he saw a group of police officers standing in front.
"Hm... This was dirty.." a police officer muttered as he wrote in a notepad, "Double inklicide... Sh... I've never would have imagined it in this neighborhood."
"Evil isn't limited to city districts." another told him, "Evil is an Inkling condition."
"I guess that's true." the police officer chuckled as he finished writing, then noticed Triton walking towards them,
"Hey bud!" a female inkling officer called out to the sea snail, "Can't you see this is a crime scene!?"
"I live here." Triton responded,
"Oh yeah, show me the condo ID." the female officer growled,
"Oh.. that." Triton grumbled, "Let me se- HA!" he uppercutted the officer, instantly splatting her.
"What the hell!?" the other two police officers yelled, then pulled out their pistols and started firing.
SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT! The weapons fired, but the ink merely bounced off Triton's shelly armour,
"What the!?" one of the police officers said in shock, "What in the world!?"
"Hahahaha..." Triton chuckled evilly, "Tsk.. Tsk... Tsk..." he shook his finger, signaling "No".
"Take this!" the other officer reloaded and shot him right in the forehead, executioner style.
PLING! The ink blast bounced off,
"AH..." the officers trembled,
"Hmph." Triton grunted and grabbed both of them by the collar, one on each arm, "HRA!" he threw them over the bushes that were planted in front of the condos.
"WAH!" the two officers yelled, and the sound of their bodies hitting the ground was heard.
"Let's go." Triton muttered as he passed the police tape and walked inside.
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"Phew phew phew..." an officer whistled as he protected the door to Splat's condo room,
"Run these to the station." another police officer came out of the room holding a yellow folder, "Give them to the Sarge."
"Alri-PAW!" that officer yelled when a huge fist struck his face,
"Hey!" the officer that handed the folder said,
"RAH!" Triton threw the body of the other officer to him, sending them both down.
"What the hell is going on here!?" a detective Inkling came out, hearing the commotion, "Hey! Who a-"
"Hmph!" Triton grunted and smashed the detective with both arms, which was an automatic splat for the poor creature, and then entered the room.
"Detec- AHH!" the officer that came out was kicked back into the room he came out of by Triton,
"Phh.. Phh..." Triton whiffed the air, "Oh yeah... He was here alright... This is the stench of a crown-of-thorns." he chuckled, then looked at a broken window.
"There we go..." he muttered, "He went there..."
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"I see..." Shelldon mumbled as the female figure held up an E-Liter 3K, "Is this the one you want?"
"Affirmative." the figure responded, "And this one..." she held a Brush,
"Ah... yes..." Shelldon grinned, "A ranged and melee combo, good choice." he saw the two weapons, "So... are you fresh enough?" he said and held out his hand,
"What are you doing?" the figure asked,
"Let me see your Freshness Card." Shelldon told her, "I need to see how fresh you are."
"Oh.. that." the figure mumbled, "Here." she handed him a card,
"Ok." Shelldon scanned it, "Oh.." he mumbled, "That's odd..."
"What?" the figure asked,
"Well, Britannia." Shelldon read her name, "It says your card is 16 years too early. Oh well, it must be a computer glitch." he chuckled, "But you are fresh enough. There you go." he handed back her card,
"Here is the money." Britannia held out a bag of doubloons, "Thank you."
"No, thank you." Shelldon laughed and handed her the weapons, "Good luck in the Turf Wars."
"Turf Wars?" Britannia said in confusion, "Hmph." she mumbled and walked out.
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"Lookin' fresh, girl!" Crusty Sean laughed, "Why do you come to this poor prawn's crib? Maybe to take him out to dinner?"
"Part of my mission is to look as inconspicuous as possible." Britannia told him, "To wear the popular clothes of this time will make this a success."
"I did not understand one word." Sean muttered, "And I'm pretty sure you were not asking me out."
"Give me those shoes." Britannia pointed to the Blue Moto Bike boots, "I like them."
"Their all yours, girl!" Sean laughed and handed her the boots,
"Here is your cash." Britannia told him and handed him another bag of money.
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"You fools!" an inkling getting on in years told a fat and a skinny inkling, "Don't you know the Evolutionizer will not work on Inklings!? Can't you see they've evolved to their max!?"
"You told us it was for Inkmunity." the fat inkling responded, "So w-"
"That was only if a member of the law stopped you!" the old inkling growled,
"Sorry Boss..." the skinny inkling sighed, "I mean- Professor Squidata." he changed his attitude.
"But none got on the boy." the fat inkling reported, "I accidentally dropped it in an aquarium..."
"Even wor-" Professor Squidata gave a double take, "Wait, an aquarium?"
"Yea." the skinny inkling nodded, "There was a starfish in there... nothing glamorous."
"You... Have succeeded!" Professor Squidata turned jovial, "Oh! Good work, boys!" he clapped, confusing the two inklings, "Now we have a good game!"
"Why do you say that?" the fat inkling asked.
"Our recent covert operations showed us that Crabotron Industries is working on a new ink Tank for the military." Professor Squidata responded, "And that Vybe Laboratories has perfected the art of Octarian Hover Technology... If this Evolutionizer does not work, the Squidata Civil Defense Progamme will collapse along with the Squidata Corporation." he muttered, "So this must not fail! The safety of Inkopolis's population is at stake if the Squidata Civil Defense Programme does not succeed!" he raised his fist.