Toadette panicked as Toad walked past her, wondering what was going on with his sister... girlfriend. Female acquaintance.
"What's wrong, Toadette?" Toad asked as he placed his hands on his hips. "You're all sad and gloomy."
Toadette frowned as she turned to Toad, moving her hands about. "Oh, I lost my lunch! I was so busy admiring how beautiful the grassy hills, that someone went and took my sandwich!"
"...Was it peanut butter and jelly?" Toad asked as he licked his lips, rubbing his stomach with his right hand.
Toadette eyed Toad suspiciously as she folded her arms. "Did you take it, Toad?"
Toad gawked as he waved his hands at Toadette. "Oh, no no no! I was just thinking of peanut butter and jell, that's all."
The two humanoid mushrooms turned around to see several cows nearby, with a blue colored one having a bacon lettuce tomato sandwich on top of it.
"There it is!" Toadette exclaimed as she pointed at the blue cow.
Toad's face turned pale as he began trembling. "A c-cow? Maybe I'll just go back to wallowing in my own pathetic filth..."
Getting tired of Toad acting weird, Toadette picked up her brother... boyfriend... male acquaintance and chucked him at the blue cow. The blue cow mooed angrily as she began stomping on Toad, with Toadette wincing as Toad screamed in pain. Placing her hands behind her back, Toadette innocently whistled as she left the scene, willing to go make another sandwich back at her home, leaving Toad to the cows.
