A/N: Please Enjoy
Aiko here! xXPerptualFlameXx brought another cliche to my attention.
What's next? Pigs?
I'm sure you can figure out what I'm talking about. Yes, the ever clichéd Akatsuki as Kittens or as I like to call it:
The Acatsuki.
I know.
Even I'm astounded by my cleverness.
Anyways.
An Acatsuki story must be pretty damn awesome for me to read it. I mean honestly. Who fucking buys ten cats? And weird looking ones at that. See, now here is what I'd really do.
*Me at Pet Store*
"Hmm I think I'm goin to get a kitten…Oh! Here are so-Holy shit! What the fuck is wrong with these kittens! Are the deformed or some shit? Why is that on blue! Why does that one look like it has stiches? Man these guys have some creepy ass eyes…Fuck it. I'm getting a puppy."
However Akatsuki as animal stories seem impossible to evade.
*Me at Pet Store*
"Okay dogs...dogs…Ah! Here- Holy shit! What the fuck is wrong with these puppies! Okay…maybe a hamster...Finally, there we- god damn it…U-um m-maybe a-What the? What the hell is wrong with this store? Fuck it. I'm getting a rock."
Trust me, you see all kinds of them.
I even remember one where they were horse!
Though I must admit I did kinda like that one…
My question to you is: when will the madness end! Where will the line be drawn!
I think I speak for everyone in saying it stops at pigs.
No one would be able to read that shit.
And trust me, that is not just me and xXPerptualFlameXx.
A/N: Thank you xXPerptualFlameXx! I hope you and everyone else enjoyed!
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