A/N: Enjoy!
Forbidden Summary
In post number three about Hinata and Sasuke I realized I used the two words I hate the most In summaries.
In which.
For example:
In which two Narutards end up in the Narutoverse. Chaos ensues.
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I'm sorry, but does anyone else wonder why the fuck chaos is always ensuing. I'm sure chaos doesn't want to ensue sometimes. Maybe, just maybe, it wants a break from following OCs on their uncanny adventures.
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Anyway.
"In which", to me, is just not the best way to captivate readers.
*Me at Home*
"Hmmm what's a good one to read…Ooh! Midnight Dancing Songs of Lilacs and Dreams: Akatsuki's Rose…um…sounds eventful. Hmm let's take a look at the summary…Ah! Au. Hmm okay…in which-fuck that shit. Next."
While on the topic of summaries, how about a little do's and don'ts!
No one likes a fucking long as summary.
We don't want to have to "look inside to see more."
We're lazy.
Hence the summary box
No one cares that you're not good at summaries. Just try.
Bad summary? Don't worry. No one gives a shit. Just give us something to work with.
Whether that is encouraging or mean, I will leave for you to decide.
PLEASE READ! NO SUMMARY BUT IT'S GOOD.
No one will fucking believe you.
Adjust
I'm all for trying to make the summary fit in the box by using symbols and shit. But come on:
W do yu d f 1 f yur husmes s a sl kl?
Which translate to:
By clicking this story you will unleash Trojans upon your computer and start the next world war.
Then what!
See, we need to be able to read this shit.
Or at least I do…
A/N: Review!