A/N: Enjoy!
The Past is Alive
Au. Sakura is new to Konoha. She makes new friends and new enemies, successfully leaving her unspeakable past behind her.
This is what seems to be the case in fanfiction now- a-days.
*Fanfiction Office*
Secretary: Okay! All of you trying to use a female lead-
-laughter erupts-
Secretary: No seriously! We have some!
Me: U-Um that would be me.
-laughter erupts-
*I awkwardly walk to the desk*
Secretary: Fill this out…el stupido.
*I awkwardly walk to a seat*
Me: Hmm. "Requirements for a Female Lead (AU Form)
Pretty
Me: Check.
More than one boy likes her
Me: Psh. Duh.
Kicks ass
Me: You know it! Man this is ea-
Tragic, horrible, secret past
Me: Fuck my life….Back to the drawing board, Aiko.
So my question is:
What the fuck is wrong with you lead bitches? Why can't you have a normal past like everyone else.
Or at least like me and peoplehateme101
A/N: Review! I hope you laughed a lot!