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Sakura
Dear Everyone,
About Sakura
…
Does know one remember how useless she was?
Like she used to just stand there and literally be like, "No Sasuke!"
Anyone remember that episode "Sakura Blossoms"?
Yeah.
Very misleading title since she still didn't do shit except cut her hair. How does that help anything?
*Me And A Friend Being Held At Gunpoint*
Gunman: I'm gonna shot you!
Friend: Oh no! Aiko, what do we do?
Me: *Pulls out knife* Don't worry I have a plan!
Friend: You're gonna try and stab him! Great idea, Aiko!
Me: No.
Friend: Wait, wha-
Me: I have an even more effective idea. I'm gonna….cut my hair.
Friend: What the fu-
Me: *Cuts hair*
Friend:…Shoot me first.
Exactly. Useless.
So yes. I just love how everyone suddenly loves Sakura and how half the fanfiction are about the used to be useless still kinda useless chic.
Noticed how I didn't curse there!
You should be proud.
But still. Why is the bitch so popular?
So I'd just like to take this moment to remind everybody something:
We all used to hate her.
Cause the bitch was useless.
Useless.
U-s-e-…Yeah, you remember now.
Sincerely,
Aiko
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