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Hissing Is A Bit Much

Okay we all know Orochimaru is kinda the snake guy of Naruto.

Well not really kinda.

He just is.

However let me clear something up. He was not born an actual snake. Ha, you'd think people would understand that but I can't even begin to tell you how many times this has happened:


*Me At Home*

"This is story is pretty good so far...Oh! An Orochimaru scene…Wait. What? Why the fuck is there so many S's? Are they trying to make him his? Damn, now I can't focus on what he's saying! Wait so do five S's mean hold out the word for five seconds? Ughhh!"


I can to fanfiction to read.

Not to calculate the correct length of time for me to hold an 's' in order to correctly read the way the author wants me to.

While on the subject of Orochimaru, me and xNamikazeKyuubix (For some reason, spell check didn't recognize that!) also want to bring something to your attention.

We get it.

Everyone thinks he's a pedophile.

Maybe it's time for something different?

Maybe?

Yeah.

And one more thing. Actually it's more of a question.

Remember the fight scene between Orochimaru and the Sandaime (3rd Hokage)?

God that was a long ass scene!

How many episodes of:

"Die old man!"

"Never!"

Were there?

Seriously.

How many?


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