A/N: Enjoy!

I'm glad my cursing doesn't bother anyone!

Woopdey fucking doo!

Sayonara Yasashii Akumu, who, by the way speaks two fucking languages, brought to my attention that I do indeed have "over 95 reviews". So I'd like to take this moment to sincerely thank you guys . Really.

In fact!

Here's a song:

Bitches

Bitches

My mother fucking bitches

Thanks.

…

Yeah it sucked.

I know.

But honestly, I think I have the best reviewers out there! You guys don't just leave the perfectly acceptable "Great chapter! Update soon." You guys give me extensive, funny ass shit! I love it! If you look at each other's reviews even you would realize that if we all were friends in the rizzle…

We'd be badass.

On to the chaptaaa!

XX

Annoying Shit Authors Do:

10.) Not Spacing.

Okay, now I know I'm no grammar wiz, but this shit is elementary. I'm one of those people who can't focus when they are too many fucking words and no breaks or spaces. I mean it's pretty obvious since I hit the enter button after almost every sentence. I hate going to a story where it feels like I'm being attacked by the number of fucking words in front of me.

9.) Typing In Abbreviated Words. (MKTerra. We both hate that one)

Are we fucking texting or some shit? No.

I dnt lyk readin strys lyk dis.

It's annoying.

8.) Going Off on People In A Chapter

Bitch, get on with the fucking story and pm the asshole. Don't air your dirty laundry.

7.) Discontinuations

Now I know sometimes it can't be helped but…

Bitch I invested my goddamned time in this when I could've been…oh I don't know…

Fucking bitches.

6.) Paragraph Chapters

I get it for parodies and shit, but if it's a fucking story then that's bad juju.

5.) Foreign Accents

So.

You are asking me.

Of all people.

To picture Naruto.

With a British accent.

Oh! Okay, sure!

…

Bitch, please.

4.) Too OOC

There is no way I'll ever be able to picture Hinata as a slut.

No fucking way.

3.) Threats

*Me at Home*

If you don't review, there won't be another chapter!

"Bitch, fuck your story don't threaten me! And I was gonna leave a review anyway screw that now!"

2.) Stories that just make no fucking sense

*Me at Home*

"So wait. Tenten is married to Lee and their son is Neji who is Sasuke's uncle who adopts Naruto making him an Uchiha who has a thing for Sakura who actually is married to Shikamaru whose oldewr sister is…fucking Moegi. Bitch. Delete this shit.

1.) Random Fucking Japanese

"Sorry minna-san," Hinata stuttered out.

"You are a dobe."

Bitch. What the fuck. Stop. Just stop. You can't speak the language so stop butchering shit and while you're at it change the name of your story back to English because everyone knows you google translate that shit.

A/N: Review!