A/n: Enjoy!
Yo. Ya favorite, ranting bitch got over a hundred views thanks to her even awesomer bitches! Go us.
We should be the fucking like…BB!
Bitch Brigade!
The lovely and equally crazy bitch KireiComplx has already made our theme song/ rap!
Here goes it:
Yo, yo, yo
Don't hate on the Aiko.
'cause she'll attack
reviewers are her bitches, motherfucker, we're a pack (OHHH)
you best believe
That she be the shit
She put you in hospital, let me get my first aid kit
and and and Aiko
you be a fuckin' badass
if you leave fanfiction I'll be a fuckin sad ass-
hole
no please don't GO
OH NO
WHOAAAAAA
The end!
Great wasn't it- bitch did you fucking triple space this shit! I had to do a bunch of altering to copy and paste it! Poop face…
Anyways. I'd just like to take this moment to shout out to a couple of my special reviewers who, you don't even know, just fucking motivate me:
Goodboy- chan (Crazy bitch)
Sayonara Yasahashii Akumu (Man that's a torture to type…cough*long ass name*cough)
MKTerra (3 page reviews)
DeadGirlWalking-chan (I see dead people…yeah lame I know)
Theheartstourniquet (I could've sworn I asked you to tell me what a fucking tourniquet was!)
KireiComplex (Always making me fucking raps and shit)
Yeah. Thanks guys!
Thanks all you guys! Onto the chapta!
You know what I get tired of seeing?
Toe shoes.
Bitch.
You look liking a fucking frog.
But you know what else I hate?
When people don't fucking close the door of my room all the way when I ask so nicely!
*Me at Home*
Me: Bitch, shut the door.
*Leave it wide open*
Me: Golly gee fucking whiz.
You know what else I hate?
Don't worry this one is related to fanfiction.
I hate it when people write:
"Hn."
What the fuck does that mean! Like I swear it's used for anything anywhere! Not even just by Sasuke. The writer asks a question that don't even fucking know how to respond to and so they so they just insert: Hn.
*Me at Home*
"Is that another fucking "hn"? What is with this bitch! Fuck, how the hell do you even make that sound cause I know I can't be doing it write cause I just sound like a fucking retard and end up coughing. Why do authors always wanna fucking confuse me? Is this some sort of conspiracy theory! First me trying to by a pet, then all the hissing, trying to trick me into believing Tenten had a last name, searching all over fanfiction for the picture of the chic with curves in all the right places! Fuck this fucking shit!...Fuck."
Here is my message.
Don't be a lazy ass whore.
Once or twice is okay but if he "Hn"'s every sentence….
Then go fucking erase some of that shit.
If you're not sure, don't worry! I gotchu boo!
This is what ya gotta do.
Ask yourself this questions:
Was I born premature?
All answers will then be revealed.
So!
Déjà vu, anyone?
Well it shouldn't be.
Déjà vu doesn't exist.
It's fucking Inception in this how, bitches.
PS: My birthday is next Monday! February fucking 13th bitches! I think I'm gonna update at fucking 12 am Monday morning. Psh not so I can get a bunch of happy birthdays in the reviews...pshh... So uhh ya know if ya wanna send me a little something something i'm sure we could work it out.
Ha. I jest.
...
Or do I.
Inception!
Fuck bitches.
A/N: Review!