Chapter 29-Girl advice
By: MysticFantasy
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"Dad?"
Steve looked up and smiled at his son. That smile faltered when he noticed the serious look on his son's face.
"James? What's wrong?" Steve asked.
"I need some advice." James answered now looking a little nervous.
"On what?" Steve asked as he motioned for his son to sit next to him.
The teen did so.
"I, uh, I need some advice on...girls." James answered with a pink blush appearing on his cheeks.
Steve looked a little surprised but relieved that it wasn't something as serious as he thought it might have been.
"What do you want to know?" he asked.
"James, your dad isn't exactly the lady expert you think he might be." Clint declared as he and Tony walked into the room.
"So why am I married and you're both still single?" Steve replied.
"Low blow but very true." Tony said with a smirk. "But James, who is the girl that has caught the attention of Captain America's son?"
"No one." James answered a little too quickly which only made the three men smile.
"Well, what do you need to know about girls?" Clint asked.
"Have you noticed the color of her eyes?" Tony lightly teased.
"Well, I think I might like a girl in my class but I don't think she likes me." James explained.
"How can any girl no like you?" Clint exclaimed. "You're exactly like your daddy."
"That may be the problem." Tony said and recieved a light glare from the super soldier. "Face it, Cap. James has picked up on some of your old fashioned mannerisms."
"Is that bad?" James asked.
It was no secret that James greatly looked up to his father but now it was starting to look like he took after Steve a little too much. At least in this case.
"Dad, how did you and mom get together anyway?" James asked.
"A very long story and a lot of luck on your dad's part." Clint declared with a smirk.
"Is not." Steve declarded. "Your mother and I first met when the Avengers first came together. I instantly fell for her but I didn't think she even knew I was there. Eventually, I worked up the nerve to actually ask her to have lunch with me and from there everything just worked out so perfectly."
"You should have seen how lovey dovey he looked that whole time." Clint said. "Made my stomach turn."
James lightly chuckled.
"Listen squirt," Tony said. "The ladies love a guy who will shower them with gifts and attention."
"I didn't do that with Natasha." Steve declared.
"Which is why I questioned her during your dating days." Tony replied.
"James, the girls like a guy who are ripped and manly." Clint said.
"Lavishing gifts." Tony insisted.
"Manly!"
"What is going on here?" Natasha demanded.
"Our son needs some advice on women and he's hearing the wrong things from his two uncles." Steve answered.
"I can't have that." Natasha said. "James, come with me. The best advice you can get about women is from one. Most likely your mother."
James quickly got up and hurried over to his mother and they left the room.
"You do know that your way is out dated?" Clint asked turning to Steve.
"I realize that but it made me a married and family man before either one of you." Steve said standing. "I refuse to allow James to get the idea that being a playboy will get him any girl he wants."
"Well, being around the two of us, he's probably going to pick something up." Tony said with a tiny smile.
"Guess you know this means that I'm going to stop taking it easy on you two during sparring." Steve said.
Clint and Tony both felt themselves go stiff at the captain's words.