A/N: Enjoy

You know what I hate?

People who try and fucking argue with me when I know I'm right.

*Me and Some Guy Talking*

Guy: Yeah so the pope isn't the leader of the Catholic church.

Me: Ha! You he is!

Guy: No. He's not.

Me:…Wait no trust me he is.

Guy: He's not.

Me: No, bitch. He is. I'd know. I'm Catholic.

Guy:Oh…whoops.

Yeah fucking whoops. I know my shit.

Dumb whore.

Anyways!

You know what I just realized? How judgmental fanfiction readers are! I'm just herpin my derp, scrolling through fanfics, when I realize just how critical I am!

*Me at Home*

"Time for some fanfiction! Hmm let's see! Sasuke and Hinata…English…There we go! Let's see what we have here…Sounds stupid, sounds stupid, sounds stupid, dumb title, bad summary, Huh. What the fuck does that even mean! Bitch I can't read goddamn kanji! Why do people do that! Having your title in Japanese is a fanfics turn off. Any way… sounds stupid, sounds stupid, sounds stupid. Let's read some of the reviews for this one…Did that reviewer just misspell "chakra"…Fuck that shit."

I legitimately did the last one and at that point is when I decided to make this the introduction to this chapter.

God damn.

Well anyway! On to some clichés!
So as you reviewers and I know there are some other classic clichés I have yet to mention. First up!

"The Mob"

That goddamn mob that seems to fucking follow poor Naruto where ere he goes. If you need to find a way to implant an OC, god-like teacher to teach Naruto to be a fucking master of some shit or another at the age of 7 then just have him attacked by "The Mob". Need Hinata to somehow muster up courage to use her heiress might to protect Naruto?

Good ol' Mobby is what you need!

And the clichés continue.

Just to let everyone fucking know.

There is no goddamn civilian council.

And if there was they wouldn't fucking go banishing shit willy nilly.

Which somewhat brings me to something I hate: Kyuubi and Naruto pairing.

What…

The fuck.

No, bitch.

No.

She/he/whatever the fuck it is, is not Naruto's fucking mom, dad, guardian, and/ or, yes there have been stories where it was all four, lover. It's a fucking demon and they can, at most, tolerate each other's existence.

Wanna know what I hate.

Long ass disclaimers.

Bitch. I'm not stupid I know it's not your fucking story. You are not in a fucking room with Gaara and Itachi, they are not that ooc, and they are not gonna fucking kill me if I don't review.

I understand opinions on that may vary.

My opinion:

No, bitch.

One last thing.

I'm a die-hard yaoi fan.

But m-preg….

Goddamn! Stop that shit!

It's fucking creepy as hell and you fucking dishonor yaoi.

I mean, just no.
Women pop out cunt muffins.

Not men.

Get your life together.

...

Oh yeah! Gotta letter here!

Dear World,

"Hyūga" is spelled with one 'u' not two. Now you know. So stop fucking spelling it wrong cause it annoys the fuck outta me.

I need my fuck.

What the hell else am I supposed to do with my bitches?

Sincerely,

Aiko Fucking Hanshi and The Bitch Brigade

PS: Thanks for all the birthday wishes!

A/N: Review!