A/N: Enjoy

It's been so long that you guys get two posts.

Whoop.

Whoop.

You know what I fucking hate?

Dumb bitches.

I'm just like…

Bitch.

Why you so dumb?

*Me in English*

Girl: So…is 3 is bad and 7 is good…then…you want us to do 2!

Me:…Bitch. Why you so dumb.

So bitches.

Do the world a favor:

Stop being dumb.

It makes all us smart bitches look bad.

Anyways.

This is something I'm sure we've all had this happen.

*Me at Home*

Sakura is tired of being neglected by her teammates. A new goal in mind Sakura sets out to get stronger…by joining the Akatsuki. With them she gains strength and the trust of her comrades.

"…No bitch. That's not what's gonna happen. This how your fucking summary should really go:

Sakura is tired of being a useless bitch. She wants to be able to protect her friends and village. So she deflects and joins the very organization trying to destroy it. Now I know this doesn't make any fucking sense, because in reality no one would trust the chic that goes and joins the enemy. But you know everyone loves seeing Sakura surrounded by a bunch of hot guys so we all know you guys don't really give a shit. Anyways, so yeah she fucking joins em' and since they don't trust her she has to share a room with one of them. Fuck pondering the options and wondering which one I'll pair her with. The one she rooms with is the one she always ends up fucking. It's so much easier that way. So they fucking live together in their cave or mansion with a TV and watch scary movies, get drunk, and do embarrassing stuff while intoxicated. Then shit gets serious because whatever team she's assigned to is going on a mission to Konoha or the Konoha team sent after her, which will include Naruto even though that would be sending him to the very people who are after him, but like I said who gives a shit. After this it can go two ways: She decides to stay with the Akatsuki and everyone honors her decision so long as they promise to leave Naruto alone and they do, which completely fucks up all their plans because they truly need all nine jinchuuriki. Or. The Akatsuki give up their evil ways and move to Konoha. Which one happens? I can't fucking tell you cause I'm making this shit up as I go along. To be honest what's most likely gonna happen is your gonna stop reading cause you realize this story is bull shit. Or. I'm gonna stop writing and discontinue because I realize this story is bull shit. I suck at summary's! Bad summary! But it's good. PLEASE READ.

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Story of our fanfiction lives.

A/N: Review.