A/N: Enjoy!

Wow. I think I have the best reviewers ever. Over 200 reviews? Who would've thought! This calls for another song… which I stole off a risen truth ruthless lies's page.

Everywhere we go

(Everywhere we go)

People wanna know

(People wanna know)

Who we are

(Who we are)

So we kill them

(So we kill them)

We are the Akatsuki

(We are the Akatsuki)

The mighty, mighty, Akatsuki

(The mighty, mighty Akatsuki)

Yeah!

There you have it.

Anyways!

You know what I fucking hate?

That point in the school year when everybody just has no more of their fucking shit. Pencils, paper, you name it. It creates scenes like this.

*Me in Class*

Me: Hey Binky can I borrow some paper?

Binky: I don't have any man, sorry.

Me: It's cool *turns away*

Binky: I need some paper…He y Reagan can I have some paper?

Reagan: This is my last sheet, sorry.

Binky: No worries. Um…Ah! Hey Aiko! Got any paper.

Me:…I just…Fuck it.

And then when you find someone with fucking paper they're like I only have a little left. And I'm just like:

Bitch. I don't give a fuck how much paper you have left. Just give me some.

But in reality I'm like:

Oh! It's fine, girl! Don't worry about it! (Insert fake smile here)

Anyway.

I may have mentioned this before this once or twice, but this chapter is dedicated entirely to this statement:

Bitch. The Akatsuki doesn't want you.

Like real deal diarrhea stanky booty ass shit.

No bitch, if Hidan cursed you out and you curse him out back, he will not be like "This bitch has guts, I like her." He will fucking chop your head off and sacrifice your ass.

You don't call Itachi "weasel-kun" or chastise him for the lack of variety in his responses. He will fucking use the tsukiyomi on your ass.

If you blow shit up around Deidara, he won't praise your artistic ability. He'll blow your ass up.

Sasori will fucking turn you into a puppet before the author could even explain how he somehow came back to life.

Konan will not like you because she thinks it would be "nice to have other girls around." She will paper cut your ass to death.

If you call Kisame "fishy-chan," he'll murder you.

You just don't even try messing with Pein.

If you knew Tobi's identity, he'd kill you.

Kakuzu will never let you borrow money and would kill you for asking.

Zetsu will just fucking eat you.

And that, bitches, and bastards, is why the Akatsuki and teenage girls:

Don't mix.

But honestly can someone please fucking explain the whole Tobi deal to me.

Is anybody else confused about that?

Or maybe it's just me.

It might be just me…

Yeah.

Just me.

A/N: Review!