A/N: Enjoy!
Hello all! Long time no write, yes?
You know what I fucking hate?
How all these goddamn teachers decide to assign every project they forgot to assign over the years in the last weeks of school…
Oh well.
I'm back and will once again update regularly because where I live…
It is now summer fucking vacation bitches!
Beware.
With summer comes lots of free time.
And with lots of free time comes:
The Summer Burst.
It's quite simple really.
This is when the amount of stories on fanfiction sky rockets. Here's the problem though: It's when all the crappy stories come out. Tons of people get bored and start a story with no plan going in and no will to finish. I mean, we know it's true. We all have those stories that we followed during the summer and once school started they were never to be seen again. Fuck you authors for that, by the way. Anyway, so here are two simple summer steps to keep the Naruto section of fanfiction a nice and happy place.
1. Summer Based Plots:
We fucking get it. It's summer. Damn. Here is a classic summary:
It's summer time and the Naruto guys and girls are heading to the beach. But when secrets come out friendships and relationships are tested. Does love really conquer all?
Or if the author fucking wants every goddamn character in their story, it can go like this:
When rookie nine, team Gai, team sand, the Akatsuki, and taka are all on the same cruise they already knew that the trip would be chaotic. But what they didn't know was that love was lurking around the corner.
It better be a good ass story if it's going to be with a plot like that.
2. Don't have more characters than you can handle cause shit like this happens
Me at Home
Ya know…I haven't heard from Kakashi in…oh I don't know…fifteen chapters
And now you have to start killing people off and at that point, I start clicking the back button.
So my dear readers, I advise you to have patience this summer…
For me.
Cause I fucking have none.
The minute I read some god awful, piece of shit, I will be back here talking about how bad it was.
To the point where the author of the story would know it was his or her shit.
Does anyone else hate when a writer is all "Don't like, don't read"?
I fucking do.
It sounds like they're having a fucking attitude with me!
*Me at Home*
Sakura falls in love with a certain Uchiha. However, he is popular and she isn't…can the Akatsuki help her break out of her shell? No flaming. Don't like, don't read.
"Sakura…Uchiha…Akatsuki…Flaming…Don't like don't…wait a minute, don't like don't read? Bitch, I'll read what I fucking wanna read. Don't tell me what I can and can't do! And if you didn't fucking want anyone to read your shit why is it here? This isn't a toilet. Dumb whore…"
That's what I fucking do.
Then again…
I'm a bit crazy aren't I.
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So!
Since I love to know...or stalk... my readers.
Care to share your summer anime and or manga? What was the one you had last summer?
I usually pick a summer anime. Last summer I watched Katekyo Hitman Reborn, which is now my favorite anime. As for this summer...
Fairy Tail all day bitches.
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