A/N: Enjoy!

Holy mother fucking shit.

Fanfiction is upgrading.

It makes you actually wanna write some shit.

Book covers?

Well damn.

I'm getting old…

Well today I will be pointing out a series of things that have been brought to my attention and I have come across myself.

If you're looking for an OC filled, annoying as story. Then there is one major word you must be out on the lookout for.

Randomness.

If randomness is fucking ensuing you're treading on thin waters…or however that fucking saying goes.

But honestly.

Even if you are looking for a funny story. If the word random is in the summary, half of the time it will give you nothing but a head ache.

You know what else gives you a head ache?

Unnecessary shit.

Why do people do unnecessary shit.

In chapter 8 "Anthropomorphism: Reversed" it was brought to my attention by Reina Kuran another annoying exaggeration that we readers faces.

And that's fucking Hinata's stuttering.

God that shit can be unrecognizable.

Leading to things like this:

*Me at Home*

'N-N-N-N-N-N-Na-Na-Naruto-ku-kun, I-I-I-I-I-I-I r-r-r-r-r-real-real-really l-l-l-l-l-like—

"Fuck. This. God. Damn. Mother. Fucking. Christ. Forsaken. Shit."

You guys know how easily I get annoyed.

We get it.

She stutters.

A simple:

"N-Naruto-kun I…I r-really like y-you."

Or for the laziest.

"Naruto-kun I really like you," Hinata stuttered.

Every Naruto fan immediately inserts the stutters mentally when Hinata speaks.

It's force of fucking habit.

It's learned behavior…kinda like…

When Hinata speaks she stutters.

When Natsu gets "fired up", shits about to go down.

When Ash turns his hat backwards, shits about to go down.

When Yam Yugi says "It's time to duel", shits about to go down.

Learned behavior.

That's why it's takes getting used to when a writers writes a sentence like.

"Hinata had long since gotten over her stutter and random fainting, only further proving her maturity."

It makes me shiver a bit.

Now I will quote a review that I just couldn't help but agree by Lil Leif.

"You know what absolutely grinds my gears? When an author will leave an awesome cliffhanger at the end of a chapter like and then Sally heard a noise and someone breathed in her ear "I've finally found you" and then you wait the requisite amount of time and you excitedly open up the new chapter and they start off with "Sally turned around only to find her cat" Da FUCK? screw this shit. That makes me so angry! Grrr it makes me want to find the author and bash their head in with a wrench or something."

Fucking happens all the time.

Hell…

I think as an author even I've actually done that one…

Heh…

On a concluding note. I want to point out one last thing.

Why the fuck does everyone have such long profiles.

With the whole:

"99% of teens would cry of Justin Beiber died, repost if you're the 15 who wouldn't"

Or

"I think I'm pretty, so I must be a self-loving bitch."

God, legitimately.

My scrolling device shrinks to the size of a pin.

That shit gets scary to.

"If you don't repost this then I don't love God" or "If you don't repost this, your best friend's mom will die."

Well, fuck you. My best friend's mom is already died.

God bless her soul.

I honestly don't give a shit and no one in the world does either.

We all just click "hide bio"

Makes life easier.

I'm sure we've all done it though.

I know I have.

…

Then I got tired of how much I had to scroll down on my own page and deleted that shit.

A/N: Review!