A/N: Enjoy!

Hm.

Houston. We have a problem.

Today is the day to discuss the cliché of the difference between flaming and critiquing.

In flaming: you are a hardcore asshole.

In critiquing: you are a soft-core asshole.

Anyways.

So I was frolicking merrily on fanfiction when I came across a story alerting me to the fact that on fanfiction there is a forum called Critics United.

Critics?

I'm a critic.

That was my fucking expected reaction. But in all actuality it went a bit more like this:

*Me at Home*

"Critics United! Sounds like where I fucking belong cause I am a mighty fine critic! Let's go to the forum page…Oh! Look here they are talking about stories they've critiqued…Holy shit…did they…actually put that on someone's story…that's kinda harsh- damn…fuck! God have mercy what the hell is this?"

And you can figure what happened from there.

They fucking had a section entirely devoted to getting rid of stories.

Now you may be wondering: Why the fuck is she telling me this shit?

Refer to line two of this post.

I fucking broke so many goddamn rules the shit isn't even funny. I legitimately flipped shit. I calmed down a bit thinking to myself and fixed the problem. The story has always basically been a story about a girl named Aiko who blogs and the first chapter was basically her starting and flashing into her blog posts. And it'll be ended as such.

I also, with teary eyes, deleted the three interactive chapters we had cause I didn't want any crazy ass fuckers reporting them or telling me I'm not following god damn guide lines. I don't give a shit.

Problem solved. This "blog post" is basically me explaining the deletion of three others.

Which kills me ya know.

As a fucking writer, each chapter is your baby.

It's your mother fucking cunt muffin.

If someone comes to you and tells you that your baby is dumb, poorly written, or childish you're gonna get pissed. Of course there's two ways to do it.

Like a teacher.

Or like a bully.

There are both in the world of fanfiction. I advise you to watch the fuck out.

Last thing any of us want to be is banned. Cause some god damn ass wipes decided to annoying.

This is beyond CU or whatever the fuck and goes for all critics.

Some critics are mean as hell.

Others aren't.

That's fucking life I guess.

Onto other pressing matters.

Why the fuck is it that in almost all OC stories. Everyone wants to learn to be a fucking ninja.

Why the fuck would you wanna be a ninja in the world of Naruto.

Kishimoto doesn't discriminate.

He will kill your ass off.

Not even Naruto's fucking safe if you ask me.

It's always like this:

"Akatsuki I am Lily Walker. I will give you information about your future, since where I come from you're all fictional characters! There's only one condition. No, no not ensure my safety for the time being here, prohibit the other members from harming me, or promising my safe release when my time here is done. I wanna be a fucking ninja. Come one Itachi! Teach how to climb a fucking tree now!"

You will never be a successful ninja.

Go die.

That is all for today my loves.

And remember.

Big brother's watching.

A/N: Watch my shit get fucking reported haha. If that's the case then it's been a good run. Love you guys!

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