"This place is so generic," Yoshi complained as he was walking on the yellow dirt paved road alongside Toad.

Toad wrapped his arms around the back of his head. "What's so generic about it?" He innocently asked, blinking as he faced Yoshi.

Yoshi sighed as he turned his head to Toad, moving his hands about. "It's nothing but green, grassy hills and a yellow road! Don't you find that the least bit bland?"

"...No more bland than the games I've been in recently." Toad chuckled as he had a faint smile on his face.

"UWAHH!" Wario exclaimed as he panted, running as fast as he could. "Run!"

"What do you think I'm doing!?" Waluigi exclaimed as he ran alongside Wario.

The two were being chased by an angry blue bull, which was peeved at the two dastardly humans for pulling a prank on it while it was sleeping.

"Next time we should consider knock out gas so it doesn't wake up!" Waluigi pinpointed to Wario.

Wario nodded in agreement, but both him and Waluigi got rammed into the air by the bull, which was satisfied as his head ramming sent the Wario Bros to blast off again into the horizon.

Princess Peach Toadstool watched as the cows were moving to the other side of the meadows, to munch down on more grass. Peach smirked as she stretched her arms, wearing her regular pink dress.

"Man, these cows know how to stink up a meadow," Peach commented as she giggled, placing her hands on her hips. "But I can stink it up better!"

Aiming her butt at the cows, Princess Peach farted as much as possible, giggling at her loud, deep pitched flatulence as the five cows noticed the blonde princess breaking wind, mooing as they headed northward, with Peach simply enjoying her flatulent moment as the area smelled much worse than before, much to the cows' dismay and annoyance.

"You know," Toadette commented to Birdo as they were having a picnic on the smooth green grass, drinking milk with each other. "It really is great that we can hang out here and enjoy this tasty milk!"

"Hmm, true." Birdo commented as she picked up a coffee cake with her right hand, sucking it in through her nose. "It makes sweets all the sweeter to eat."

The two girls continued enjoying their sweet, milky picnic as a couple of cows walked right past them.

Dry Bowser looked up at the clear blue sky on the tallest grassy mountain of the Moo Moo Meadows, his skeletal hands on his skeletal hips as he felt the wind blowing his red hair back.

"Mmhmm. A break from the volcanic activity in the Grumble Volcano should do me good," Dry Bowser muttered to himself as he noticed how bright the giant, yellow sun was. "At the very least, I don't have to worry about my skeletal minions causing more mayhem..."

The skeletal reptile then glanced down to see Petey Piranha flying in the sky, the mutated plant going through the thick white clouds as Dry Bowser smirked, continuing to admire how pretty the Moo Moo Meadows looked.

"Man, this sucks," Funky Kong commented as he was riding on the Flame Runner, doing another Time Trial run on the Moo Moo Meadows. "I barely had a line in the entire story."

"How do you think I feel?" Dry Bones grumbled as he sat on the right side, his skeletal arms folded together as he shook his head in disgust.

"Do these cows just eat grass all day?" Luigi commented as he folded his arms, turning his head to Mario.

Mario sighed as he shrugged, shaking his head. "Yes, Luigi, this is what they do. It's natural."

The cows were just enjoying the nice, sunny rays of the sun as they munched on the green grass, with the Mario Brothers simply watching them as they sat on the grass, the two Italian plumbers not really doing much or anything else.