A/N: Enjoy!

Whoa guys.

Crazy shit almost just happened.

I almost just jumped straight into the chapter without any pre-chapter banter.

How unbecoming of me.

I haven't posted in a bit, have I.

How have you guys been?

Read any good stories lately?

Any one find out who the fuck Tobi really is?

Any on wondering if maybe he's just...Tobi?

Too simple though, right.

It's Naruto!

Things can't be so simple.

Then it would be short.

Naruto?

Short and straight to the point?

Bahaha!

Yeah.

With thousand of fillers and ten episode long battle scenes.

Totally straight to the point.

Leaving us with questions like:

Is anyone else we like gonna die?

Will there ever actually be any couples?

How are they gonna go about the whole Sasuke business?

Seems pretty tricky to me.

Luckily for the world of the mentally sane:

I do not own Naruto.

Oooh look!

A disclaimer!

When discussing marriage plots there is another that simply cannot be ignored. This plot that we all know is called:

The SAM.

Or the Sand Alliance Marriage.

Now, we all fucking know that Gaara is forever indebted to Naruto after the Chunin Exams and would never go to goddamn war with the leaf, but for the sake of enjoyment, we choose to forget it and watch as Hiashi arranges a marriage to the sand using Hinata because she is such a disgrace and needs to find a way for Hanabi to become heiress. And of course Hanabi's reaction can only be one of two things because Hanabi is painted one of two ways. She'll either be like:

"No! You can't leave Hinata. Hinata, dad is a fucking prick and an asshole I hate him." Wherein you will find Hanabi painted as the bad ass little sister.

Or it'll be more like:

"You deserve it for being so spineless." Wherein you will find Hanabi painted as is the carbon copy Hiashi.

It's the author's world so we live with what they choose.

On another subject.

I've been on fucking fanfiction at random times today and at each time I found myself reading fucking god awful summaries.

Like, damn.

Do you want your story to be read?

People can be such lazy asses.
In summaries you can come across what I like to call:

Bullet-point Summaries.

Self-explanatory, yes?

Legitimately it really went like this

*Me at Home*

The girls are upset. They leave. They come back...They're strong.

"…What the fuck. Like is this shit supposed to be like some motivational "they came, they saw, they conquered" kinda shit maybe. Cause god it sounds like a five year old wrote it."

I even saw something along the lines of this.

*Me at Home*

The girls are upset. They leave. They come back...They're pregnant.

"Upset…Leave…Come back…They're pregnant…Wait…What the-"

Story of my birth.

And apparently the birth of new OCs as well.

And another lazy thing.

"The girls"

Now normally we assume:

Sakura, Hinata, Ten Ten, Ino, and Temari.

And the corresponding guys it would be:

Sasuke, Naruto, Neji…and Shikamaru?

I'm short…a guy.

Wait fuck.

…

Hey when reviewing if you'd be so kind as to leave me a list of who are "the girls" with their corresponding "guy".

…

Anyways!

What if we don't feel like thinking!

What if some odd person is like:

"The girls! Oh! You mean Tayuya, Kin, Ayame, Guren, and Shizune!"

Now that would be a fucking odd person…but you never know!

So! The last thing I'd like to point out is something almost all of us do. It's what I like to call.

The CR Ratio.

Which is obviously the chapter to review ratio.

As shallow as it may seem, a lot of us do it.

It can either go like this.

*Me at Home*

"Whoa. This story has 10 chapters but 1k+ reviews! I'm checking that shit out!"

*Me at Home*

"This story has…53 chapters…and 20 reviews…um…so yeah. Next."

I suppose the way to look at it would be:

Good amount more reviews than chapters= Let's read!

Basically equal amount of reviews and chapters= Ehh.

More chapters than reviews= Um…Yeah…

…

The world of fanfiction is a cold one sometimes.

It's a cold one.

A/N: Review!